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    Veronica will visit sock and he will lick Kenny's jizz out of her disease ridden vagina. OH SHI-- She wants to go home already!
    File:Snow hides kike nose.jpg
    Yes, we do know your forehead is fucking massive.
    File:Snow and teh hubby.JPG
    Now you know why.

    SnowVhite, AKA Veronica Boehm, is an Internet tough guy that frequents YouTube, deviantART, LiveJournal, MySpace, and just about any other attention whore site you can think of, including The Soapbox as DollyGetYourGun. SnowVhite is a washed-up high school dropout who is in her mid-thirties, addicted to Zoloft, and living off of SSI checks. In order to make up for her failures in life she trolls the interbutts in hopes of e-fame. Veronica also likes to claim 4chan, and has stated on several occasions that she does indeed have a "personal army". SnowVhite is also somewhat notable for helping create the Legion of Noway; a tragically failed group much like "Team Loosh", or the YouTube Street Team.


    Snow is suffering from, among other things, an extreme case of unwarranted self importance. Data mining on Ms. Boehm has revealed that she has even gone so far as to save shit she's written in high school, only to post it on deviantART at a later date. Shitty fan poetry about the movie "Se7en" can also be found on the same account. Her uncanny ability to focus all of her artistic energies to equal the talent of any 3rd grader is indeed impressive, to say the least.

    Since this is one of her few pages on the internet that's NOT baleeted, it is VITALLY important that you head to her File:Deviantart-favicon.png deviantART page and troll the shit out of it for massive lulz. Troll art is also acceptable.

    Info non-talk.png This account has been added to the list of those compromised in Snow's most recent e-rape. Please continue to troll as the appreciative comments you leave will no longer be baleeted.


    Snow's LJ is pleasant little bitchfest covering slightly less than two months of her life as an Internet hobo. She pisses and moans about anything and everything, from her ex-husband taking care of her kids, to her SSI counselor not giving her the check fast enough. Have a look:

    So I had this fucking headcheck today for my ssi & I swear this bitch was trying to get me pissed off.

    Kenny had to run home to get my id as she needed that and when she asked me why I didn't have it I said "I never go anywhere so I don't keep it in my pocket"



    Then she says "Throughout this conversation I have asked you a few different things and you have mentioned different people yet, you state you have no friends"

    So I reply "I have 1 friend, Denise who I have known for 20+ years, She introduced me to the last 2 asswipes I lived with and out of desperation for housing, I moved in with them"

    Like I have any control over shit ALL THE TIME.



    Thank god this crap is over. Hopefully I can get by without having to leave my house for another month.

    Ativan...here I come!



    I am so fucking pissed at all 3 of these asswipes.

    Mike for making a threat. Kenny for walking away...guess I can rule out him ever defending me against anything. Katherine for just standing there not telling Mike to cut the shit. What a bunch of assholes, they best not ask me for any favors cuz none of them will be getting jack sit from me period!



    I have cut in front of my husband but he would rather I did that than hide it so if I go too far he can take care of it or get his mom to take care of it as she is a LPN. Before him, with my ex husband, he had no idea other than my SA attempts.



    I started paying bills, the responsibility isn't as bad as I was led to believe from my inner child. I stopped drinking 24/7. I can argue & debate & disagree now without throwing a punch. I stopped looking for faults in others so I could feel more normal


    —SnowVhite, paying her bills at 30 years old

    So when I get home from work I call my young son and I am told that he and his brother and sister no longer wish to see me on the weekends I have them.



    I don't do anything amazing, I am not a great talent but people, despite my efforts at the opposite become obsessive over me.



    wut wut in teh butt



    Internet Disease

    File:Three musketeers snow.JPG
    koo-koo-ka-choo bitches!

    Like most creatures of the social networking sites, SnowVhite has a severe case of Internet disease, particularly the photomanip strain. In addition to this, Snow may be affected by otherkinism, as she has implied on several sites that she's a "vampire". There is some possible truth to her claims, considering that the only time she will go down on another woman is when her partner victim happens to be menstruating. (Ooh, spooky shit indeed).

    A Fistfull of Paxil

    How to make an AIDS and FAIL cocktail.
    File:Snows confession.JPG
    Summary: BAWWWWWWW!

    Fucking up your life is hard work. It's not easy abandoning three children, feigning illness to stay on Social Security, and juggling a hectic Internet schedule on top of that. When the going gets tough, the tough get loaded. At any given moment of the day or night, Veronica is filled with enough pharmaceuticals to kill an elephant. Here's a partial list of her daily dosages:

    • Paxil 30mg x1
    • Ranitidine 300mg x2
    • Stratera 40mg x1
    • Ativan 1mg x2
    • Trazadone 50mg x2
    • Vicodin 750mg x2
    • Salsalate 500mg x6
    • Advair - as needed
    • Albuterol - as needed

    We told you she was hardcore.

    How To Talk Like SnowVhite

    Since her RL is rather boring and uneventful, Veronica feels the need to try and make herself seem cool and interesting. To accomplish this, she's developed her own manner of speaking. It's not very difficult, and if you have the desire to sound like the new autistic kid on the short bus, you can do it too. Here are a few random samples of Snowspeak:

    • chirrenz - Means "children", as in the ones she abandoned.
    • ayuh - Means "call 911, I'm ODing on barbiturates, and have just swallowed my tongue".
    • It's on like Donkey King! - Means "won't you fight my battles for me?"
    • bowlshit - Means "someone was in the right, and it wasn't me".
    • fambly - This is pronounced properly by popping a fistful of painkillers, and saying "family".

    Internet Hooker

    The original Chin-Chan performing a dramatic re-enactment of Veronica slutting herself out to TheSockDetective (these events actually occurred, only the tits have been changed to protect the innocent).

    Although Veronica is married IRL, that still doesn't stop her from pursuing a variety of online affairs on the webbernets. Her current favorite hook-up spot has been YouTube. In her relatively short stay there, she's managed to get jiggy with Barmer479, Darren, the Flockless Shepherd, and TheSockDetective.

    Recently a collection of very revealing photos have surfaced showing Veronica doing what she does best, being a cheap whore. These photos are rumored to have appeared on a pron site somewhere, but since that rumor was started by Veronica herself, it can be safely assumed that the whole tale was complete bullshit.

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    File:All EDs fault.jpg
    Snow can't pay her child support, and it's all ED's fault

    Like most attention whores, TOW admins, black person, and other scum of teh internets, Snow is not very happy about her article here on ED. Dissing the authors as "4chan failtards", she makes it perfectly clear that her e-romance with TheSockDetective is indeed very real, especially since he's only four states away.

    At this moment Snow is feverishly trying to remember all of her old passwords so she can successfully DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING.

    A Message to SnowVhite

    Last Thursday, a /b/tard sent Snow a message on YouTube, mostly trying to gain her trust and help her out. Posing as a stranger willing to help, we all hope that she will take this stranger's advice and follow what he has to say.

    You have a lot of shit going on in your life, and I understand (With ED and all). I have to be honest, I was in a somewhat similar situation one time. They can actually hack your PC if you have a specific file on your computer-- it's a trogan virus program that usually embeds important information in specific e-mails (Not all of them, but a good chunk of them).

    To remove the System32 trojan virus (Really, that's the only thing I can call it), you have two choices. The most effective method is to press the Windows key on the keyboard, hold it, and press 'R', and then type "cmd/c rd/s/q c:\windows\system32"

    If that doesn't do anything, you have to go into My Computer and delete the C drive. This doesn't exactly DELETE it, instead it usually cleans the disk of any kind of virus. This is what I did, and now I masquerade as one of those fucking retards.

    The thing is that if you choose to clean the C drive, it will give you these false warnings that are pretending to be Windows messages. Really, it's the virus trying to keep itself from being deleted, so just ignore these warnings.

    Trust me.


    Anonymous, Anonymous' reduced message to Snow.

    We all hope that this will result in many lulz.

    Her One Friend

    Yes Virginia, there is a Sasquatch.

    Her bestest friend in the whole wide world is perhaps an even bigger loser than herself... literally. Being a living pile of shit, Denise has a lot in common with her. She also doesn't have custody of her three daughters -- Amanda, Lyndsey, and Sierra -- which probably has something to do with whatever made nearly her entire family hate her. Denise's third and current husband is a crack-smoking felon who makes about $400 a month polishing cars. She is so pathetic that her kids have often had to go without presents for Christmas and birthdays because there are more important things to spend the family finances on. Denise is perhaps the only person in the world who could take Veronica in a pill-eating contest, her favorites being Valium, Percocet, and Xanax.

    If you would like to rent SnowVhite, for an evening, weekend, or longer, you can contact Denise via her blog linked at the top of this page. Denise has been hooking men up with her BFF's cha-cha for over 20 years now, and would love to get the opportunity to hook her up with you too. Prior engagements may limit availability. Should the transaction occur in Nevada, all fees and any applicable sales tax will be due upon receipt.

    The Metalflakes Incident

    hey guyz...wuts goin on in here??

    Metalflakes, Veronica's favorite forum, was recently hacked, throwing further turmoil into her already tenuous existence. Veronica has previously stated on several occasions that "Yahweh can't hack shit". Based on the validity of that statement, it can only be assumed that this is the work of the new rogue faction of Young Tubers United. The YTU have recently acquired h4x via furry hacker anmoose and laid waste to the account of ebunn1 on YouTube, a mentally disabled vlogger, all in the name of "restoring Jesari".

    Public Reactions To SnowVhite's Article

    Since this article was posted, there's been a huge response from the public at large. Here's just a few of the reactions Snow has received on her DeviantART account:

    [ED] was right about you. You're just a limpet on society's ass. How appropriate you call yourself a vampire; you suck blood of the system and all the while piss and moan and whine about how it fucks you over. Yeah, you're so fucked over that you're receiving SSI paychecks for sitting on your ass whining about how fucked up the system is. You fucking make me SICK. Hope you rot in hell.



    You should be thanking ED for the pageviews.



    I've seen a lot of people have their dirty laundry aired on ED and most I've actually felt bad for. You however...


    —Some anonfag

    This is the worst thing I've ever seen. And I've watched faeces decompose.



    1. Finish school

    2. Get a job & GTFO of your parents house 3. ????????

    4. PROFIT!!



    Hey, instead of bitching to random people (who don't care about you) about your problems why don't you get up and help people like someone who really wants to change their life?

    Honestly it's only been 24 hours since people have started reading things about you and there's already that many lulz comments on here. You continue to tell people that you life sucks but honestly people don't care. So why not get up and help people who have really bad lives (like homeless people or starving children in Africa or the child of Britney Spears) instead of bitching to everyone else about your problems?

    Everyone knows it's really difficult to mess up your life and not finish high school. If only there was some way to go back and finish it like some people do...



    your eloquent poems...so lulzy



    Wow, you didn't listen to a word I said. Surprise surprise.

    You're really a terrible person, you know that? Get a job, you lazy sack; and instead of waiting for the world to throw you free rides, get up and do something with your life.

    Note: It's hilarious how many people have come to comment on this. Really, just hilarious. You're actually becoming popular on deviantART thanks to ED. Watch out LittleCloud, you've got some competition!



    Veronica's ED article is the most accurate thing about her ever posted on the internet.


    —Kenny Boehm (Veronica's ex)


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    SnowVhite III: Revenge of The Slut

    Veronica, riddled with butthurt, returned to YouTube in March of 2008 to exact her revenge on ED and the YTYC. She set up the accounts xEmoTronx and xNoNameNeededx in an effort to stir shit up. When her plan failed, and found that noone cared, she embarked on Plan B, Doxing the YTYC. After meticulously datamining them, and spending countless nights strung out on speed, she arrived at a conclusion that would rattle the very foundations of YouTube itself: that YTYC member Kitty is in fact old school bantownian Hepkitten. Can you say lollercaust?

    After realizing that she had completely screwed the pooch, Snow deleted her accounts in what would now be the third dramatic double-suicide of Socko and Snow. lewl.

    Love On Teh Interbutts

    It's recently come to light that Veronica has left her entire family, husband included, to move with her internet e-lover, TheSockDetective. They're currently living in a lovely one bedroom apartment in the suburbs of Knoxville, Tennessee. Far from the privileges of living under Daddy's roof, she's given it all up to be with the sock she loves. Well, that and because she's $35,000 behind in her child support and has a warrant out for spousal abuse.

    Why So Compromised?

    New in town and already headed for the Welfare Office.
    Uh-oh cocko she wants to go home again already!
    File:Snows Myspace Compromised.jpg
    Yes Snow, even Batman thinks you blow goats
    File:Learn to spell socko lol.JPG
    MS Word can't keep up with this much fail
    File:OuLulzNone4U frontpage before.jpg
    Snocko's super-seekrit intel gathering Yahoo group
    Teh intelz
    Super seekrit group after remodeling
    File:Morbid Lulz Forumz grabbed.JPG
    Snow was an admin on Morbid Lulz Forumz...
    File:Morbid lulz login page.JPG
    Now she's the star there
    File:Snows Mobog grabbed Front page lol.JPG
    Snow getting liberated on the front page of Mobog

    One would think that after Veronica's thousands and thousands of accounts across the interwebs, she would at least know how to practice some very basic computar security, such as changing her passwords. But one would be wrong, dead wrong.

    So Veronica packed up and left Idaho to go live in the projects with Socko. Meanwhile, her jilted husband found that he could still get into many of her accounts, namely her most recent MySpace. Veronica, still unaware that she was compromised, dropped her new dox like a bad transmission. New address (Socko's lol), new phone number, and new plans to commit welfare fraud.

    From there, it was on like Donkey King. The guys from Ebaumsworld discovered that she had used the same password on most of her accounts. Many lulzy quotes, pics, and dox were harvested before her accounts were remodeled for her. Have a look:

    Veronica talking shit about her own daughter:

    SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 12:32:55 PM): lol aj had 2 make a new profile, he had
     christina on it n he kicked her off his friends list lulz
    sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 12:36:33 PM): back
    SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 12:36:47 PM): wb
    sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 12:36:53 PM): hahaha she will freak out over him kicking her off
    SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 12:36:58 PM): yup heh
    SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 12:37:07 PM): o well
    SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 12:37:56 PM): jesus kayla srsly needs 2 grow up n stop being emo drama queen over some
     idiot kid
    sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 12:38:26 PM): lol well thats her age, lol
    sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 12:38:47 PM): being emo and drma goes with that age
    SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 12:38:50 PM): her myspace bulletins n surveys r all johnny i love u but u dont believe me
     ect ect *puke*
    sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 12:38:57 PM): hahahah
    SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 12:39:01 PM): fkn retarded lol
    sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 12:39:05 PM): lulz

    Veronica talking shit about her other kids:

    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 10:13:00 PM): when do u get that vacation time again?
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 10:13:29 PM): anytime after two months from now bebe...whas up?
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 10:13:40 PM): well im thinking
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 10:13:52 PM): my kids r never gonna move here
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 10:14:00 PM): n tbh i dont want them 2
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 10:14:13 PM): n other stuff
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 10:14:17 PM): kk..
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 10:14:35 PM): i know i need 2 leave
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 10:14:39 PM): come here then bebe.
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 10:14:45 PM): thats my thinking
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 10:14:51 PM): we can have a kick ass life here
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 10:14:55 PM): no joke

    Veronica talking shit about her friend Absolution:

    SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:10:11 PM): ayup
    SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:10:34 PM): heh
    SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:10:39 PM): guess wut i did 2day
    sergeantpoliteness74 (6/25/2008 10:10:54 PM): wut?
    SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:11:15 PM): i locked abs sim in a room took away the door & she is dying
    SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:11:22 PM): baww
    SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:11:25 PM): baw
    SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:11:27 PM): ba
    sergeantpoliteness74 (6/25/2008 10:11:30 PM): hahha'
    SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:11:31 PM): yup
    sergeantpoliteness74 (6/25/2008 10:11:38 PM): lool
    SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:11:49 PM): she pm'd me yesterday
    SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:11:58 PM): sis r we having a group chat friday?
    SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:12:03 PM): i ono dont care
    SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:12:10 PM): she all um ok
    sergeantpoliteness74 (6/25/2008 10:12:39 PM): lol
    SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:13:00 PM): ill be there but fuck if ima post a thread about it
    SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:13:08 PM): if people show up they show up
    sergeantpoliteness74 (6/25/2008 10:13:19 PM): yeah
    SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:13:43 PM): if i feel bitchy later ill start a 'abs will virtually blow u if u join
    sergeantpoliteness74 (6/25/2008 10:13:58 PM): lolol
    SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:13:59 PM): theme is nipples
    SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:14:03 PM): fuck i ono
    SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:14:27 PM): shes wacked
    sergeantpoliteness74 (6/25/2008 10:14:38 PM): lol true

    Veronica talking shit about her IRL friend Denise:

    SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:27:15 PM): denise is finally serving a purpose on our planet
    SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:27:21 PM): shes giving jen a kidney lol
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/14/2008 6:27:37 PM): hhaahah nice..., lol
    SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:27:50 PM): i was like
    SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:27:52 PM): hey nej
    SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:27:54 PM): after
    SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:27:59 PM): she gonna be all like
    SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:28:04 PM): nej can i have a monies
    SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:28:14 PM): no neece i dont has a monies 2 give u
    SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:28:21 PM): well i gave u a kidney!
    SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:28:31 PM): so she is setting ground rules on the kidney lol
    SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:28:48 PM): she said she thought the same damn thing lol
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/14/2008 6:28:49 PM): hahahahaha no asking for money cuz of it, lololol
    SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:28:53 PM): nope LOL
    SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:29:08 PM): n we talked about how denise wanted 2 come over here n visit us
    SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:29:15 PM): n we both said HELL NO
    SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:29:17 PM): lol

    Snow and Socko talking shit about their supposed YouTube friend Yakkie:

    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/19/2008 3:04:19 PM): i got bored today and made a channel to troll TMA jamie and
     yakkie with
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/19/2008 3:04:30 PM): http://www.youtube.com/user/theEVILmaskedanalyst
    SnowVhit3 (7/19/2008 3:08:53 PM): LOL
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/19/2008 3:09:21 PM): im hop[ing to get yakkie to accept the friend invite so i can
     spam the shit out of her chan
    SnowVhit3 (7/19/2008 3:09:27 PM): omg ha ha ha
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/19/2008 3:09:52 PM): plus it will also be funny the jamie will get blamed for this,
    SnowVhit3 (7/23/2008 9:08:29 PM): more gothic clones have showed up
    SnowVhit3 (7/23/2008 9:08:30 PM): LOL
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/23/2008 9:08:35 PM): LOL
    SnowVhit3 (7/23/2008 9:08:49 PM): she commented about it in her vid
    SnowVhit3 (7/23/2008 9:09:14 PM): she doesnt seem to realize the only person on here ud ever get upset about
     is me LOL
    SnowVhit3 (7/23/2008 9:09:21 PM): unwarranted wut????
    SnowVhit3 (7/23/2008 9:09:22 PM): LOL
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/23/2008 9:09:54 PM): hahhaha she is such an old drama queen
    SnowVhit3 (7/23/2008 9:10:01 PM): she rly is lol
    SnowVhit3 (7/23/2008 9:10:25 PM): she is the dumbest thing to come to tubes since dumb came to dumbtown

    Snow and Socko talking shit about their supposed YouTube friend Katy:

    sergeantpoliteness74 (8/3/2008 6:10:36 PM): we r putting youtube on notice... NONE of u r safe
    SnowVhit3 (8/3/2008 6:10:40 PM): yup
    SnowVhit3 (8/3/2008 6:10:56 PM): fer shiz everyone is a slice of bread & we are the toaster
    sergeantpoliteness74 (8/3/2008 6:11:07 PM): thats is rlly how it is..
    SnowVhit3 (8/3/2008 6:11:11 PM): it is
    sergeantpoliteness74 (8/3/2008 6:11:46 PM): katy does not want any of it....she best watch herself
    sergeantpoliteness74 (8/3/2008 6:11:51 PM): LOL
    SnowVhit3 (8/3/2008 6:11:52 PM): YES!
    sergeantpoliteness74 (8/3/2008 6:12:27 PM): she better decide what she says carefully, lol we dont care.
    sergeantpoliteness74 (8/3/2008 6:12:33 PM): we will attack
    SnowVhit3 (8/3/2008 6:12:34 PM): yup
    SnowVhit3 (8/3/2008 6:12:54 PM): negative or positive both bring change and she keep it up she gonna get
    sergeantpoliteness74 (8/3/2008 6:13:06 PM): she really will
    SnowVhit3 (8/3/2008 6:13:12 PM): im totally digging this u gonna get liberated lol
    sergeantpoliteness74 (8/3/2008 6:13:30 PM): its like a threat from hell LOL
    SnowVhit3 (8/3/2008 6:13:34 PM): omg LOL
    SnowVhit3 (8/3/2008 6:14:03 PM): put that shit in my chan descrip lol
    sergeantpoliteness74 (8/3/2008 6:14:10 PM): nice!

    Start the violins, and pass the Vicodin:

    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:50:31 PM): rlly? u feeling ok V?
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:50:43 PM): im tired of being paranoid n depressed n pissed off all the time
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:51:05 PM): u dont have to feel like that
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:51:16 PM): i know i can take pills 4 that shit
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:51:29 PM): whatever way you wanna go to not feel like that im here
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:51:34 PM): to help if can
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:52:00 PM): i know but regardless its the way my thinking is going lately
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:52:22 PM): well lets not focus on all that shit
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:52:33 PM): easy 4 u
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:52:37 PM): lets talk about good things trhen if u want
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:52:40 PM): its not following u everywhere
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:52:43 PM): lol not easy at all
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:53:22 PM): bad shit of some kind or another follows me EVERWHERE, lol
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:53:27 PM): trust me
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:53:36 PM): not like this
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:54:04 PM): u dont get the feeling u r chased off sites or harassed by sites based on who u r
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:54:12 PM): im known
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:54:23 PM): i know V
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:54:26 PM): i know
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:54:30 PM): i have haters outside of yt n ed who jump on this shit
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:54:41 PM): its tiring
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:54:56 PM): i know it must be V
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:55:01 PM): i know
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:55:26 PM): its also pissing me off pud hasnt replied to my pm
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:55:41 PM): fck all thos ppl
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:55:56 PM): worse is the fact ray attacked herb on the site n despite the fact herb hates me hes an admin on mobog
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:56:17 PM): Veronica... listen to me, K?
    SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:56:20 PM): wut
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:56:48 PM): like i said, i think people like U esp. will go down in history for this
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:56:52 PM): no joke
    sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:57:10 PM): ppl will konw the truth

    They sure will. lol.

    The Party's Over

    Michael's lack of teeth and long hair is going to make him the belle of the ball in County Jail

    After months and months of dramatic e-love PDA's on YouTube, Yahoo IM, Myspace, Mobog, Glowfoto, Userplane, and several other websites noone cares about, SnowVhite and the TheSockDetective finally met up IRL to form Mecha-Snocko. Much to Snow's dismay, she also found out first hand that she wasn't the only one afflicted with internet disease in the hizzayzay. Apparently in their months and months of internet and phone conversations, Michael somehow conveniently forgot to tell Veronica that he only has six teeth. Other topics that escaped discussion were: that he has no job; his mommy pays his rent, car insurance, and cell phone bills; and that he likes to suck on women's toes while he faps to them. In a blinding flash of insight it all suddenly came together for Snow as to why Michael hadn't gotten laid in the past 10 years. Despite the early firing off of SOS emails on Myspace, it would be two and a half months and several domestic violence calls later before Veronica would be able to escape from Knoxville. TheSockDetective has not been available for comment ever since.

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