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SnowVhite, AKA Veronica Boehm, is an Internet tough guy that frequents YouTube, deviantART, LiveJournal, MySpace, and just about any other attention whore site you can think of, including The Soapbox as DollyGetYourGun. SnowVhite is a washed-up high school dropout who is in her mid-thirties, addicted to Zoloft, and living off of SSI checks. In order to make up for her failures in life she trolls the interbutts in hopes of e-fame. Veronica also likes to claim 4chan, and has stated on several occasions that she does indeed have a "personal army". SnowVhite is also somewhat notable for helping create the Legion of Noway; a tragically failed group much like "Team Loosh", or the YouTube Street Team.
- 1 DeviantARTlet
- 2 LiveJournal
- 3 Internet Disease
- 4 A Fistfull of Paxil
- 5 How To Talk Like SnowVhite
- 6 Internet Hooker
- 7 Butthurt
- 8 A Message to SnowVhite
- 9 Her One Friend
- 10 The Metalflakes Incident
- 11 Public Reactions To SnowVhite's Article
- 12 Gallery
- 13 SnowVhite III: Revenge of The Slut
- 14 Love On Teh Interbutts
- 15 Why So Compromised?
- 16 The Party's Over
- 17 SnowVhite's Accounts
- 18 Related Articles
Snow is suffering from, among other things, an extreme case of unwarranted self importance. Data mining on Ms. Boehm has revealed that she has even gone so far as to save shit she's written in high school, only to post it on deviantART at a later date. Shitty fan poetry about the movie "Se7en" can also be found on the same account. Her uncanny ability to focus all of her artistic energies to equal the talent of any 3rd grader is indeed impressive, to say the least.
|This account has been added to the list of those compromised in Snow's most recent e-rape. Please continue to troll as the appreciative comments you leave will no longer be baleeted.|
- Snow art 1.jpg
- Ouroboros in the snow wtf lol.JPG
Fucking incredible... lol.
Snow's LJ is pleasant little bitchfest covering slightly less than two months of her life as an Internet hobo. She pisses and moans about anything and everything, from her ex-husband taking care of her kids, to her SSI counselor not giving her the check fast enough. Have a look:
Like most creatures of the social networking sites, SnowVhite has a severe case of Internet disease, particularly the photomanip strain. In addition to this, Snow may be affected by otherkinism, as she has implied on several sites that she's a "vampire". There is some possible truth to her claims, considering that the only time she will go down on another woman is when her
partner victim happens to be menstruating. (Ooh, spooky shit indeed).
- Snow and teh hubby 2.JPG
What you get.
Oh noes!...ur just a middle-aged Zoloft addict in blue camo!!
A Fistfull of Paxil
Fucking up your life is hard work. It's not easy abandoning three children, feigning illness to stay on Social Security, and juggling a hectic Internet schedule on top of that. When the going gets tough, the tough get loaded. At any given moment of the day or night, Veronica is filled with enough pharmaceuticals to kill an elephant. Here's a partial list of her daily dosages:
- Paxil 30mg x1
- Ranitidine 300mg x2
- Stratera 40mg x1
- Ativan 1mg x2
- Trazadone 50mg x2
- Vicodin 750mg x2
- Salsalate 500mg x6
- Advair - as needed
- Albuterol - as needed
How To Talk Like SnowVhite
Since her RL is rather boring and uneventful, Veronica feels the need to try and make herself seem cool and interesting. To accomplish this, she's developed her own manner of speaking. It's not very difficult, and if you have the desire to sound like the new autistic kid on the short bus, you can do it too. Here are a few random samples of Snowspeak:
- chirrenz - Means "children", as in the ones she abandoned.
- ayuh - Means "call 911, I'm ODing on barbiturates, and have just swallowed my tongue".
- It's on like Donkey King! - Means "won't you fight my battles for me?"
- bowlshit - Means "someone was in the right, and it wasn't me".
- fambly - This is pronounced properly by popping a fistful of painkillers, and saying "family".
Although Veronica is married IRL, that still doesn't stop her from pursuing a variety of online affairs on the webbernets. Her current favorite hook-up spot has been YouTube. In her relatively short stay there, she's managed to get jiggy with Barmer479, Darren, the Flockless Shepherd, and TheSockDetective.
Recently a collection of very revealing photos have surfaced showing Veronica doing what she does best, being a cheap whore. These photos are rumored to have appeared on a pron site somewhere, but since that rumor was started by Veronica herself, it can be safely assumed that the whole tale was complete bullshit.
Like most attention whores, TOW admins, black person, and other scum of teh internets, Snow is not very happy about her article here on ED. Dissing the authors as "4chan failtards", she makes it perfectly clear that her e-romance with TheSockDetective is indeed very real, especially since he's only four states away.
At this moment Snow is feverishly trying to remember all of her old passwords so she can successfully DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING.
A Message to SnowVhite
Last Thursday, a /b/tard sent Snow a message on YouTube, mostly trying to gain her trust and help her out. Posing as a stranger willing to help, we all hope that she will take this stranger's advice and follow what he has to say.
—Anonymous, Anonymous' reduced message to Snow.
We all hope that this will result in many lulz.
Her One Friend
Her bestest friend in the whole wide world is perhaps an even bigger loser than herself... literally. Being a living pile of shit, Denise has a lot in common with her. She also doesn't have custody of her three daughters -- Amanda, Lyndsey, and Sierra -- which probably has something to do with whatever made nearly her entire family hate her. Denise's third and current husband is a crack-smoking felon who makes about $400 a month polishing cars. She is so pathetic that her kids have often had to go without presents for Christmas and birthdays because there are more important things to spend the family finances on. Denise is perhaps the only person in the world who could take Veronica in a pill-eating contest, her favorites being Valium, Percocet, and Xanax.
If you would like to rent SnowVhite, for an evening, weekend, or longer, you can contact Denise via her blog linked at the top of this page. Denise has been hooking men up with her BFF's cha-cha for over 20 years now, and would love to get the opportunity to hook her up with you too. Prior engagements may limit availability. Should the transaction occur in Nevada, all fees and any applicable sales tax will be due upon receipt.
The Metalflakes Incident
Metalflakes, Veronica's favorite forum, was recently hacked, throwing further turmoil into her already tenuous existence. Veronica has previously stated on several occasions that "Yahweh can't hack shit". Based on the validity of that statement, it can only be assumed that this is the work of the new rogue faction of Young Tubers United. The YTU have recently acquired h4x via furry hacker anmoose and laid waste to the account of ebunn1 on YouTube, a mentally disabled vlogger, all in the name of "restoring Jesari".
Public Reactions To SnowVhite's Article
Since this article was posted, there's been a huge response from the public at large. Here's just a few of the reactions Snow has received on her DeviantART account:
SnowVhite III: Revenge of The Slut
Veronica, riddled with butthurt, returned to YouTube in March of 2008 to exact her revenge on ED and the YTYC. She set up the accounts xEmoTronx and xNoNameNeededx in an effort to stir shit up. When her plan failed, and found that noone cared, she embarked on Plan B, Doxing the YTYC. After meticulously datamining them, and spending countless nights strung out on speed, she arrived at a conclusion that would rattle the very foundations of YouTube itself: that YTYC member Kitty is in fact old school bantownian Hepkitten. Can you say lollercaust?
Love On Teh Interbutts
It's recently come to light that Veronica has left her entire family, husband included, to move with her internet e-lover, TheSockDetective. They're currently living in a lovely one bedroom apartment in the suburbs of Knoxville, Tennessee. Far from the privileges of living under Daddy's roof, she's given it all up to be with the sock she loves. Well, that and because she's $35,000 behind in her child support and has a warrant out for spousal abuse.
One would think that after Veronica's thousands and thousands of accounts across the interwebs, she would at least know how to practice some very basic computar security, such as changing her passwords. But one would be wrong, dead wrong.
So Veronica packed up and left Idaho to go live in the projects with Socko. Meanwhile, her jilted husband found that he could still get into many of her accounts, namely her most recent MySpace. Veronica, still unaware that she was compromised, dropped her new dox like a bad transmission. New address (Socko's lol), new phone number, and new plans to commit welfare fraud.
From there, it was on like Donkey King. The guys from Ebaumsworld discovered that she had used the same password on most of her accounts. Many lulzy quotes, pics, and dox were harvested before her accounts were remodeled for her. Have a look:
Veronica talking shit about her own daughter:
SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 12:32:55 PM): lol aj had 2 make a new profile, he had christina on it n he kicked her off his friends list lulz sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 12:36:33 PM): back SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 12:36:47 PM): wb sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 12:36:53 PM): hahaha she will freak out over him kicking her off SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 12:36:58 PM): yup heh SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 12:37:07 PM): o well SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 12:37:56 PM): jesus kayla srsly needs 2 grow up n stop being emo drama queen over some idiot kid sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 12:38:26 PM): lol well thats her age, lol sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 12:38:47 PM): being emo and drma goes with that age SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 12:38:50 PM): her myspace bulletins n surveys r all johnny i love u but u dont believe me ect ect *puke* sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 12:38:57 PM): hahahah SnowVhit3 (6/21/2008 12:39:01 PM): fkn retarded lol sergeantpoliteness74 (6/21/2008 12:39:05 PM): lulz
Veronica talking shit about her other kids:
SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 10:13:00 PM): when do u get that vacation time again? sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 10:13:29 PM): anytime after two months from now bebe...whas up? SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 10:13:40 PM): well im thinking SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 10:13:52 PM): my kids r never gonna move here SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 10:14:00 PM): n tbh i dont want them 2 SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 10:14:13 PM): n other stuff sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 10:14:17 PM): kk.. SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 10:14:35 PM): i know i need 2 leave sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 10:14:39 PM): come here then bebe. SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 10:14:45 PM): thats my thinking sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 10:14:51 PM): we can have a kick ass life here sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 10:14:55 PM): no joke
Veronica talking shit about her friend Absolution:
SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:10:11 PM): ayup SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:10:34 PM): heh SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:10:39 PM): guess wut i did 2day sergeantpoliteness74 (6/25/2008 10:10:54 PM): wut? SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:11:15 PM): i locked abs sim in a room took away the door & she is dying SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:11:22 PM): baww SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:11:25 PM): baw SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:11:27 PM): ba sergeantpoliteness74 (6/25/2008 10:11:30 PM): hahha' SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:11:31 PM): yup sergeantpoliteness74 (6/25/2008 10:11:38 PM): lool SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:11:49 PM): she pm'd me yesterday SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:11:58 PM): sis r we having a group chat friday? SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:12:03 PM): i ono dont care SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:12:10 PM): she all um ok sergeantpoliteness74 (6/25/2008 10:12:39 PM): lol SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:13:00 PM): ill be there but fuck if ima post a thread about it SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:13:08 PM): if people show up they show up sergeantpoliteness74 (6/25/2008 10:13:19 PM): yeah SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:13:43 PM): if i feel bitchy later ill start a 'abs will virtually blow u if u join chat sergeantpoliteness74 (6/25/2008 10:13:58 PM): lolol SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:13:59 PM): theme is nipples SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:14:03 PM): fuck i ono SnowVhit3 (6/25/2008 10:14:27 PM): shes wacked sergeantpoliteness74 (6/25/2008 10:14:38 PM): lol true
Veronica talking shit about her IRL friend Denise:
SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:27:15 PM): denise is finally serving a purpose on our planet SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:27:21 PM): shes giving jen a kidney lol sergeantpoliteness74 (7/14/2008 6:27:37 PM): hhaahah nice..., lol SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:27:50 PM): i was like SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:27:52 PM): hey nej SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:27:54 PM): after SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:27:59 PM): she gonna be all like SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:28:04 PM): nej can i have a monies SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:28:14 PM): no neece i dont has a monies 2 give u SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:28:21 PM): well i gave u a kidney! SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:28:31 PM): so she is setting ground rules on the kidney lol SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:28:48 PM): she said she thought the same damn thing lol sergeantpoliteness74 (7/14/2008 6:28:49 PM): hahahahaha no asking for money cuz of it, lololol SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:28:53 PM): nope LOL SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:29:08 PM): n we talked about how denise wanted 2 come over here n visit us SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:29:15 PM): n we both said HELL NO SnowVhit3 (7/14/2008 6:29:17 PM): lol
Snow and Socko talking shit about their supposed YouTube friend Yakkie:
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/19/2008 3:04:19 PM): i got bored today and made a channel to troll TMA jamie and yakkie with sergeantpoliteness74 (7/19/2008 3:04:30 PM): http://www.youtube.com/user/theEVILmaskedanalyst SnowVhit3 (7/19/2008 3:08:53 PM): LOL sergeantpoliteness74 (7/19/2008 3:09:21 PM): im hop[ing to get yakkie to accept the friend invite so i can spam the shit out of her chan SnowVhit3 (7/19/2008 3:09:27 PM): omg ha ha ha sergeantpoliteness74 (7/19/2008 3:09:52 PM): plus it will also be funny the jamie will get blamed for this, again
SnowVhit3 (7/23/2008 9:08:29 PM): more gothic clones have showed up SnowVhit3 (7/23/2008 9:08:30 PM): LOL sergeantpoliteness74 (7/23/2008 9:08:35 PM): LOL SnowVhit3 (7/23/2008 9:08:49 PM): she commented about it in her vid SnowVhit3 (7/23/2008 9:09:14 PM): she doesnt seem to realize the only person on here ud ever get upset about is me LOL SnowVhit3 (7/23/2008 9:09:21 PM): unwarranted wut???? SnowVhit3 (7/23/2008 9:09:22 PM): LOL sergeantpoliteness74 (7/23/2008 9:09:54 PM): hahhaha she is such an old drama queen SnowVhit3 (7/23/2008 9:10:01 PM): she rly is lol SnowVhit3 (7/23/2008 9:10:25 PM): she is the dumbest thing to come to tubes since dumb came to dumbtown
Snow and Socko talking shit about their supposed YouTube friend Katy:
sergeantpoliteness74 (8/3/2008 6:10:36 PM): we r putting youtube on notice... NONE of u r safe SnowVhit3 (8/3/2008 6:10:40 PM): yup SnowVhit3 (8/3/2008 6:10:56 PM): fer shiz everyone is a slice of bread & we are the toaster sergeantpoliteness74 (8/3/2008 6:11:07 PM): thats is rlly how it is.. SnowVhit3 (8/3/2008 6:11:11 PM): it is sergeantpoliteness74 (8/3/2008 6:11:46 PM): katy does not want any of it....she best watch herself sergeantpoliteness74 (8/3/2008 6:11:51 PM): LOL SnowVhit3 (8/3/2008 6:11:52 PM): YES! sergeantpoliteness74 (8/3/2008 6:12:27 PM): she better decide what she says carefully, lol we dont care. sergeantpoliteness74 (8/3/2008 6:12:33 PM): we will attack SnowVhit3 (8/3/2008 6:12:34 PM): yup SnowVhit3 (8/3/2008 6:12:54 PM): negative or positive both bring change and she keep it up she gonna get liberated sergeantpoliteness74 (8/3/2008 6:13:06 PM): she really will SnowVhit3 (8/3/2008 6:13:12 PM): im totally digging this u gonna get liberated lol sergeantpoliteness74 (8/3/2008 6:13:30 PM): its like a threat from hell LOL SnowVhit3 (8/3/2008 6:13:34 PM): omg LOL SnowVhit3 (8/3/2008 6:14:03 PM): put that shit in my chan descrip lol sergeantpoliteness74 (8/3/2008 6:14:10 PM): nice!
Start the violins, and pass the Vicodin:
sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:50:31 PM): rlly? u feeling ok V? SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:50:43 PM): im tired of being paranoid n depressed n pissed off all the time sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:51:05 PM): u dont have to feel like that SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:51:16 PM): i know i can take pills 4 that shit sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:51:29 PM): whatever way you wanna go to not feel like that im here sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:51:34 PM): to help if can SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:52:00 PM): i know but regardless its the way my thinking is going lately sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:52:22 PM): well lets not focus on all that shit SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:52:33 PM): easy 4 u sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:52:37 PM): lets talk about good things trhen if u want SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:52:40 PM): its not following u everywhere sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:52:43 PM): lol not easy at all sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:53:22 PM): bad shit of some kind or another follows me EVERWHERE, lol sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:53:27 PM): trust me SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:53:36 PM): not like this SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:54:04 PM): u dont get the feeling u r chased off sites or harassed by sites based on who u r SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:54:12 PM): im known sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:54:23 PM): i know V sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:54:26 PM): i know SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:54:30 PM): i have haters outside of yt n ed who jump on this shit SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:54:41 PM): its tiring sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:54:56 PM): i know it must be V sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:55:01 PM): i know SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:55:26 PM): its also pissing me off pud hasnt replied to my pm sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:55:41 PM): fck all thos ppl SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:55:56 PM): worse is the fact ray attacked herb on the site n despite the fact herb hates me hes an admin on mobog sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:56:17 PM): Veronica... listen to me, K? SnowVhit3 (7/7/2008 9:56:20 PM): wut sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:56:48 PM): like i said, i think people like U esp. will go down in history for this sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:56:52 PM): no joke sergeantpoliteness74 (7/7/2008 9:57:10 PM): ppl will konw the truth
They sure will. lol.
The Party's Over
After months and months of dramatic e-love PDA's on YouTube, Yahoo IM, Myspace, Mobog, Glowfoto, Userplane, and several other websites noone cares about, SnowVhite and the TheSockDetective finally met up IRL to form Mecha-Snocko. Much to Snow's dismay, she also found out first hand that she wasn't the only one afflicted with internet disease in the hizzayzay. Apparently in their months and months of internet and phone conversations, Michael somehow conveniently forgot to tell Veronica that he only has six teeth. Other topics that escaped discussion were: that he has no job; his mommy pays his rent, car insurance, and cell phone bills; and that he likes to suck on women's toes while he faps to them. In a blinding flash of insight it all suddenly came together for Snow as to why Michael hadn't gotten laid in the past 10 years. Despite the early firing off of SOS emails on Myspace, it would be two and a half months and several domestic violence calls later before Veronica would be able to escape from Knoxville. TheSockDetective has not been available for comment ever since.
- SnowVhite's MySpace - compromised
- Her Mobog account - compromised
- Her Morbid Lulz Forumz account - compromised
- SnowVhite's DeviantArt - compromised
- SnowVhite's favorite metal forum *ZOMG HAX*
- SnowVhite's Flixster
- SnowVhite's SiteSpaces - a MySpace ripoff
- "Changing My Life" Snow's BFF's Blog
- SnowVhite's "Nazrat" Photobucket
- SnowVhite's new MySpace - POOLS OPEN CHIRRENZ!
- Her latest fail harder jewtube account xxEmoTronxx - suicided
- SnowVhite's LJ
- SnowVhite's geocities
SnowVhite's YouTube- Closed
- SnowVhite's Orfay
SnowVhite's new YouTube: xVanished101x- Closed
- SnowVhite's Webshots photo album
SnowVhite's Flickr- Closed
- [email protected]
- [email protected] - compromised
- [email protected] - compromised
- [email protected] - compromised
- [email protected] - compromised
- [email protected]
- [email protected] -compromised
- [email protected] - compromised
- YouTube Yahweh Clan
- Legion of Noway
- Do not want
- Dying Alone
- White Trash
- Asking For It
- Internet Tough Guy
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