⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
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so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
apparantly a folf, a dangerous hybrid containing all the worst genes from a wolf, and a fox. However his family background and ghastly appearance hints that he had either other parents, or was a product of one of Chin-Chan's "Amazing chin regrowth experiments" and fell off her non existent chin, eventually developing a mind of his own. There is a tale covering the first theory. This is a tale of love and sadness, following the love of two different creatures from two different worlds.
In the beginning
Sometimes, you may get a baby that is just a little bit more special than others. This applies for the subterranean mutants known as furries as well. One such case was when Cannabis the Carebear and Jax the Bat thought it would be a pretty good idea to have a baby together. During her pregnancy, Jax tried tying herself to a tree and dangle a few feet off the ground so she could "fly". Unfortunately for Jax, she attempted this at a Mexican birthday party and was mistaken for a piñata. Even worse, the rabid spics had sticks from yet ANOTHER bad hybrid: The Fugly Tree, a combination of the Faggot Tree, and the Ugly Tree. The savages beat poor Jax like me to your mother over and over again, drooling over the thought of her containing free green cards amongst her insides. She was rushed to the local hospital where she gave birth to her son and died, most likely due to AIDS. Cannabis Bear was long gone during these events and would "have nothin' to do wiv some hoe's baby". And so ends our story, back to reality.
The Sad Truth
Skroy is a 20-something year old cumdumpster from South Carolina, who is now fagging up a small commiefornia town called Vacaville (named after the god-like species known as lolcows). He likes long walks on the beach, and helping out kids at the local school. He brought the joy of his existence to the humble masses in May of '06 and has become a favorite of trolls since. He has shat many a drama in the furry community, however they are so closely guarded, and an insider would usually be needed. Spitz the Lulzy, A.K.A Rhapthorne the Unholy, is loyal to the lulz and will gladly take you on a wonderful trip through time and recount the most memorable of these shitstorms.
Great J.D. Crisis of Halloween '10
As with all furries, Skroy had his share of relationship issues. One was with fuckbuddy J.D.(More like Gaydee, amirite?) the dog. One day, J.D. tried putting Skroy back in the kitchen after he was done satisfying his sick foot("pawing" to them)/scat("Shit" to us) fetishes. Skroy, like a real woman, proceeded to bitch the fuck out and permabanned J.D from his pants for eternity. A small group of Anon's found out about this and sprung into action. 6 J.D. fursuit clones were created and displayed to the humble masses of Furfright '10 ("Halloween" to the rest of the world) Skroy just so happened to see this and was not amused. He ran home to his hugbox en masse and decided to cover up the relationship as if it never happened. Whenever asked about the incident, he will deny it. But if you ask claiming you were there, he would laugh with you and say he organized it for the lulz.
- Huskers (Also known as Rave Huskey, Fidel, and Bubba) Is a Husky who hails from Norway. He is now happily living in Orlando, Flordia with his significant other. He is also the upstanding citizen you see in the VERY FIRST PIC of the Yiff article.
- Juno: Huskers fuckbuddy and fellow transexual. He threatens to sue E.D. because his "innocent" hubby is having his good image blasphemed for educational purposes. Was really happy E.D. was gone, until a little birdie told him that it is back and better than ever.
Horrifying, isn't it?
Gallery of Fear
The Furry Fag RaveHusky a.k.a. as Huskers and IRL Steve Jones in all his yiffy glory.
This is Huskers with the Huskers V2 Fursuits. Guess he worn out his orig with all that Yiffing.
Cheap comission: $20
Him for the night: Over $9000
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Watching yet another make a fool of itself: Priceless.
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Skroy's first major media apperance.
How may I get in contact with him?
Glad you asked. Come back safely.
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