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Remember how your parents used to tell you not to talk to people you don't know on the Internet, telling you how they're all Pedophiles? Well, they were right by warning you, because they knew that you would be drawn to the sirens song of SicMoP69. SicMoP69, or simply Mop, is a classic perverted fuck on the Internet who loves sweet, sweet loli pussy, but will deny it to the bitter end. Don't try to argue with him about it though, or you'll be blocked for ruining his wonderful Internet reputation. Too bad for him that it was ruined the second he uploaded his yiff to the interwebs.
Much like Teruchan, Mop has an adorable Internet fursona which he uses to do his dirty work. Mop's fursona happens to be a cute little fluffy blue bear that just happens to always be around when barely legal girls are getting it on with each other. Sounds familiar, right? His fursona also has a final form, a large, muscular bear with an unnecessary amount of piercings, and is almost always drawn fucking some random fursona. But it's totally not pedophilia because the characters aren't really the people who they belong to, just their Internet-selves.
How Mop has so many little girls chasing after him is a mystery. At first some speculated that Mop actively pursued them and they grew a natural attraction to him, but after much research and looking through the eye rape in his FurAffinity gallery, it was found that all the pictures of him devouring sweet virgin pussy were requested by the girls themselves. This however may be a lie to make Mop seem like less of a walking penis.
MoP In A Nutshell
One of Mop's fuckbuddies is his girlfriend Rachel, an emo 15 year old from the UK. The relationship could be considered cute if it weren't for the blatantly obvious fact that Mop is 26 years of age. Regardless of which, it is still considered cute by his ass-licking fanboys anyway, even though it's one of the most un-cute things to ever grace the face of the Internet.
How Mop and Rachel are even dating is another mystery. Far more attractive girls beg to fondle Mop's balls daily, yet he doesn't date them. The only probable answer is that Mop likes more cushion for pushin'; this, and he obviously likes butthurt emo retards who threaten to leave the Internet forever every other week. Everyone loves that!
Some people defend this faggotry by saying "It's just an Internet relationship! They don't even see each other! How is that gross?! He can't be a pedophile if it's an internet relationship!". This is obviously wrong, but also disproven as there's evidence that Mop and Rachel masturbate together and do other explicit things over webcam.
Sadly, the girl finally found sanity and dumped the poor old sucker.
Zsofia (Sophia, for us non-aspies) is another blatant case of fat jailbait which MoP has decided he must stick his penis in. This ugly piece of work hails from Hungary and quite often Engrishes at people. Though, she might just be a moron.
Her age is unclear, though it is speculated that she is significantly younger than Rachel was. Her DeviantART accounts have been continually banned, leading some to believe that it is due to her being under the required age to use the site; 13.
This can only end in lulz, since juding by her art, Zsofia's sex drive is rather fucking high, and she wants all 3 inches of MoP's cock throbbing inside her. Should you find any evidence of sexual activity between the two, screencap at once for great justice.
There's no denying it, Mop is a pretty good artist, though it's too bad he only uses his talent to make yiff and Rule 34 of children's shows. Just about everything in his non-DeviantART galleries are pornographic eye rape. What he does upload onto DA usually lacks certain body parts — nipples and genitals — so he can use it as an excuse to post dirty pictures without having to apply the Mature Content filter over them; the most he does about these pictures is add tags like "WARNING BOOBS" on the title instead of using the filter, likely due to MoP being an attention whore and wanting more views for his porn. This adds to his perverted fanbase who will do anything for him and he will use this pseudo-personal army in order to remain untouched by any troll who dares to speak the truth about his faggotry and to prove the fact that he is simply another pedophile in denial. It is good to know however that most of his friends don't have enough brain cells to be a challenge as they will only BAWWWW and send crappy come backs at you, yet it is lulzy to see them trying to defend their "friend" so they can prove how much of an ass-kisser they are and earn some innocent art in return.
Whether Mop lacks the mental capacity, or is just lazy is not known. What is known for certain is that his spelling is horrible. Some argue that Mop hasn't even finished school due the fact that his spelling is beyond the standards of being bad. He doesn't use proper grammar, even for a serious situation, thus proving himself to be the master of Spelling Faggotry.
Mop seems to have finally realized that not everyone on the Internet wants to kiss his ass; in fact, practically no one on the internet wants to. This is why he seeks to block everyone who doesn't lick his balls in his journal comments.
Yes, the Trolls have finally gotten to him. He claims that they haven't, but why the BAWWW journal and art then? He's obviously crying and cutting himself; he's just pretending to be an Internet Tough Guy. Though he insists that he doesn't care about trolls, he still felt the need to put up a journal whining about how everyone secretly hates him and that anyone who thinks he's a pedophile is a meanie and he'll block them. Of course this led to a flood of comments about how the 11 year gap in his and Rachel's relationship isn't gross at all and it's actually the cutest relationship EVER. These people were then put up in his journal as "true friends" which was Retarded and as a result stretched out his page horribly; it can only get lulzier from here. Also be aware that Mop's main weakness are his fantards; lately he will mostly ignore all your insults by childish responses, but there is nothing else that makes him more butthurt than losing his "friends," so if you find any way to bring down as much as you can it will be welcome, as these people work as gasoline for him, and are the only thing that will make him continue with his faggotry.
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