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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
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CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
In modern culture, hashtags have replaced newspapers and neckbeards on alt.usenet groups as the primary source of all that which is important to society and the internets at large. Even our own President Obama created a #WelcomeRufugees hashtag to aid in his never ending quest to increase diversity in America by welcoming in those who want to kill anyone who is not like them. And let's not forget #BlackLivesMatter, which taught white people everywhere that black criminals should not be shot by the police, because letting blacks just shoot each other instead is far more cost effective. So, whether it be #YOLO to spread your retarded, kidney stones of wisdom about living your life to the fullest, or #feminism so you can repost some shit you found on Tumblr and feel like you made a difference, nothing is better than a hashtag to concentrate and disseminate the useless everyday thoughts of the masses.
In that spirit, the internet proudly presents Template:Hashtag. In the less tolerant, cis scum dominated days of old, women who were either too slutty or too stupid to use birth control were unfairly shamed when second-rate doctors scooped out the beating heart of mommy’s little fuck up. But in today's more liberalized world, women are free to broadcast their complete lack of foresight and planning to the world and get reassuring likes from fellow cum dumpsters around the globe.
How It Started
On November 18, 2015 the cuckservatives that run the US House of Representin' decided to cut funding to Planned Parenthood, because PP was doing awesome genetic experimentation with aborted fetal tissue to create a badass legion of super-clone-soldiers or some shit. In response to this, some nobody attention whore named Amelia Bonow claimed she cried all day before having an epiphany: she could feed her need for recognition by creating a hashtag designed to piss off right-wankers and get e-famous at the same time! She set about creating a dream-team of failure to implement her vision.
400lb hambeast, Heart Disease Acceptance Movement advocate, and former writer for Jezebel. Notable for having suckered a bi-racial trumpet player named Ahamefule J. Oluo (who looks to be literally half her weight) into marrying her. Unfortunately, Ahamefule's half-African penis has thus far been unable to reach past West's mammoth thighs to impregnate her, and so she takes her aggression out on all those who are able to get pregnant by convincing them to get abortions. Lindy is also famous as the namesake for the terrible internet disease known as Lindy West Disease. Victims infected with this terrible affliction suffer from rapidly increasing levels of both USI and body fat until they are too obese to even fit on a fucking airplane anymore.
Bass player and singer who has forever dispelled the myth that "any chick with a guitar is hot." Aside from making incredibly shitty music, her only notable accomplishment was posting an online photo of her hairy armpit with a tattoo reading "Fuck the Patriarchy" (which supposedly went viral). Has done jack shit since then except giving interviews about her armpit tattoo. Also claims she had to leave her home for a while because she was "doxxed" by a woman; probably because chicks find hairy armpits disgusting, too.
How It Works
In theory, #ShoutYourAbortion is a Safe Space where the world's trollops, during the brief intervals when they don't have a dick inside them, set the crackpipe just long enough to type out their liberating uterine cleansing experience for an anxious world to read. And for a brief while this is exactly what happened. In practice, however, it now amounts to a bunch of libtards and Christfags bitching senselessly back and forth like their opinions matter to anyone and that their tweets will change other people's minds. In other words, it's the internet. Even the most cursory examination of the hashtag reveals it to be basically a meme depository with about five people who make original posts and everyone else retweeting said posts or links to other sites. It may have had potential once as a ripe ground for trolling, but it's such a confused clusterfuck that the chances of anyone even noticing your attempts are about zero.
Tweets and OpEds
As can be expected by any obvious attention grab, the reaction to #ShoutMyAbortion has been decidedly mixed. A large sampling of tweets and opinions are presented below in the interest of truth and justice.
Woman with family of cats glued to her head talks about her abortion.
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