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Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

Contents

1 On Wikipedia
2 On the rest of the internet
3 List of shit nobody cares about
4 Galleries
5 Videos
6 See Also
7 External links

On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

OP got pwnt
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The peanut gallery ignores OP completely and goes on to discuss something else entirely, leaving OP with his dick in a glory hole with noone on the other side.
Frequently, OP will post his whiny, gay problem with an unrelated pic (and the classic troll bait: "pic unrelated" after the preamble) at which point, the subsequent posters in the thread will ignore whatever OP is bitching/bragging about and start discussing the unrelated picture (or something in it).
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Many simply don't like to be reminded of the faggotry that has been swirling around /b/. The fight between moralfags and hatefags has reached the point where even the adolescent sociopaths of 4chan do not want to speak of it.

List of shit nobody cares about

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

Galleries

Of Shit No One Cares About About missing Pics

Abort, Retry, Fail?
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Barely a flicker!
Please continue, whatever you're saying is quite fascinating

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Fucks. Fucks Nowhere.
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LOL ECONOMICS
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Looks like the bay has run dry
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As if anybody gives a shit what women think.
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I can has care? NO. FUCK YOU
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Telling it like it is.
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FILE HERE OK
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And don't you forget it!
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Colonel Quaritch does not give a fuck
It's a proven scientific fact that not caring improves lives
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Spiderman Gives Not A Fuck About missing Pics

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Animals That Give No Fucks About missing Pics

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Really, thank you for sharing.

Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.

And the point of this video was...?

Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

Previous Video | Next Video

See Also

Asexual: The sexual orientation of most people who claim not to care about anything...
Atheist: The religion of said people
Emo: What they truly are
Kill Yourself
Fuck You
You
GTFO
An Hero
Nobody Likes You
Monster Girls

External links

The complete history of mothballs

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