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Shit no one cares about
Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.
What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).
Contents
On Wikipedia
Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.
On the rest of the internet
On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.
OP got pwnt
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The peanut gallery ignores OP completely and goes on to discuss something else entirely, leaving OP with his dick in a glory hole with noone on the other side.
Frequently, OP will post his whiny, gay problem with an unrelated pic (and the classic troll bait: "pic unrelated" after the preamble) at which point, the subsequent posters in the thread will ignore whatever OP is bitching/bragging about and start discussing the unrelated picture (or something in it).
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Many simply don't like to be reminded of the faggotry that has been swirling around /b/. The fight between moralfags and hatefags has reached the point where even the adolescent sociopaths of 4chan do not want to speak of it.
List of shit nobody cares about
- !
- !Mike
- "Bob"
- "Just Google It"
- "Missing White Woman" Syndrome
- "Missing White Woman Syndrome"
- "Prophet" Muhammad
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
- "black hole"
- $
- $$$
- $1
- $100 Laptop
- $100 laptop
- $cientologist
- $cientology
- %
- '70s
- '80s
- 'Missing White Woman' Syndrome
- 'Roids
- (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- (dic)
- (sic)
- (☞゚∀゚)☞
- *Glass Breaks*
- *Majic*
- *blinks*
- *chan
- *chan Soundtracks
- *chan Soundtracks/Ultimate Soundtr/a/ck
- *chan memes
- *chans
- *drugz*
- *facepaws*
- *headdesk*
- *nix
- -7-
- -:A:-:R:-:T:-
- ...
- ...for Dummies
- ..sd
- .45
- .NET
- .glass.
- .hack
- /B
- /B/
- /a/
- /adv/
- /b
- /b/
- /b/-day
- /b/day
- /b/space Day
- /b/tard
- /b/tards
- /ck/
- /diy/
- /g/
- /i/
- /jp/
- /mu/
- /mu/tards
- /n/
- /po/
- /r9k/
- /s/
- /sci/
- /soc/
- /sp/
- /tg/
- /toy/
- /tv/
- /x/
- 0
- 0-day
- 007
- 0111101101111011011001000110010101100011011001010111000001110100011010010110001001100001011011100111110101111101
- 03bgood
- 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
- 0 apathetic 0
- 0 pedophiles
- 1
- 1-14 Jakarta Attacks
- 1.ooskar.com
- 10
- 10/11
- 10/14/08
- 100
- 100 years ago
- 100m
- 10:10
- 11
- 111
- 11100011 10000001 10100111 11100011 10000001 10011001
- 12
- 12-year-old
- 12-year-old boy
- 12-year-old boys
- 12-year-old girl
- 12/14
- 12 year old
- 12 year old boy
- 12 year old girl
- 12 year old girls
- 12 year olds
- 12 years old
- 12chan
- 12chan/evil-unveiled
- 13
- 13-year-old
- 13-year-old-boys
- 13-year-old boy
- 13-year-old boys
- 13-year-old girl
- 13-year-old girls
- 13-year old boy
- 13-year old boys
- 1337
- 13 year-old boy
- 13 year old
- 13 year old boy
- 13 year old boys
- 13 year old girl
- 13 year olds
- 14/12
- 14/f/Cali
- 14/f/cali
- 140 IQ
- 1488
- 1492
- 14 Words
- 14 words
- 15/3
- 151
- 16
- 16-year-old
- 16-year-old-girl
- 16-year-old Japanese schoolgirl
- 16-year-old girl
- 16-year-old girls
- 16-year-old rape victim needs help
- 16-year old girl
- 16-year old girls
- 161
- 16 Year Old Girls
- 16 year-old girl
- 16 year-old girls
- 16 year old
- 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl
- 16 year old girl
- 16 year old girls
- 16 year old rape victim needs help
- 1772 Society
- 18-1
- 180
- 1942
- 1970
- 1970s
- 1980
- 1980s
- 1984
- 1990s
- 1999
- 1Girl99Stomps
- 1Guy1Jar
- 1 Guy 1 Jar
- 1 for all
- 1chan
- 1d20
- 1guy1jar
- 1guy1jar Interview
- 1guy1screwdriver
- 1justin
- 1man1jar
- 1tabita
- 1up.com
- 2
- 2-J
- 2.0
- 2/10
- 2000
- 2000 Goatses
- 2000s
- 2001
- 2002
- 2003
- 2004
- 2005
- 2006
- 2007
- 2008
- 2009
- 2010
- 2010 World Cup
- 2010s
- 2011
- 2012
- 2012 (disambiguation)
- 2012 (year)
- 2012 Election
- 2012 Elections
- 2012 GNAA Tumblr Ruin
- 2013
- 2013 4chan Almost An Hero
- 2013 4chan Suicide
- 2013 4chan Suicide Attempt
- 2013 Moore Tornado
- 2014
- 2015
- 2016
- 2016 Presidential Election
- 2016 Presidential Elections
- 2017
- 2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing
- 2018
- 2019
- 2020
- 2020 Presidential Election
- 2020 Presidential Elections
- 2020s
- 2024 Eclipse
- 20721
- 20 boners
- 2204355
- 23ds"/2"'aa"
- 24.7 Clan
- 24chan
- 2600
- 27
- 270170
- 27bslash6
- 28
- 288chan
- 28DaysLater
- 28dayslater
- 2Girls1Cup
- 2J
- 2Pac
- 2 Girls 1 Cup
- 2 Years for Trolling
- 2 girls 1 cup
- 2 gryphon
- 2 pac
- 2amlockout
- 2ch
- 2ch.ru
- 2chan
- 2channel
- 2deep4u
- 2ds
- 2edgy4u
- 2girls1cup
- 2kinds
- 2pac
- 3
- 3,999th article
- 3/
- 3/15
- 300
- 3000th Article
- 3000th article
- 30 Seconds To Mars
- 30 Seconds To Mars:
- 315chan
- 31 Tricks, 31 Treats
- 32" Waist Chan
- 33mhz
- 34
- 343 Industries
- 345rv5
- 360
- 360 Kid
- 360 kid
- 365Black.com
- 3999th Article
- 39 Stillman Street, San Francisco
- 3DSPlaza
- 3D Printer
- 3GI
- 3GI Industries
- 3Guys1Hammer
- 3OH!3
- 3 guys 1 hammer
- 3chan
- 3guys1hammer
- 3m
- 3rd base
- 4
- 4-ch
- 4.0
- 400000000
- 4000th Article
- 404
- 404 Error
- 404 Girl
- 404 girl
- 40k
- 419
- 419 Nigerian Email Scams
- 42
- 420
- 420 (disambiguation)
- 420 Chan
- 420 chan
- 420chan
- 420chan/logs
- 4444
- 45° Celsius
- 4CHAN
- 4Chan
- 4Kids
- 4 loko
- 4ailchan
- 4cGet
- 4chan
- 4chan.hta
- 4chan.js
- 4chan.org
- 4chan/WikiWorld
- 4chanJS
- 4chan - Tumblr War
- 4chan 4th of july raid
- 4chan 4th of july tumblr raid
- 4chan Bans
- 4chan Battlecards
- 4chan Cup
- 4chan Ergonomics
- 4chan Gaming
- 4chan Gold
- 4chan Gold Account
- 4chan Phone Chat
- 4chan Stencils
- 4chan Suicide Attempt
- 4chan Wallpaper
- 4chan bans
- 4chan battlecards
- 4chan boards
- 4chan ergonomics
- 4chan fgt hat day
- 4chan forth of july raid
- 4chan fourth of july raid
- 4chan fourth of july tumblr raid
Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.
Galleries
Abort, Retry, Fail?
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Barely a flicker!
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LOL ECONOMICS
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Looks like the bay has run dry
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- Amazingly-Posters.jpg
As if anybody gives a shit what women think.
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- LOLHaloHaterIsButthurt.jpg
I can has care? NO. FUCK YOU
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- Notthisshitagain.jpg
- Notthisshitagain1.jpg
Telling it like it is.
- Filedunderwhogivesashit.gif
FILE HERE OK
- Guesswhat.jpg
And don't you forget it!
- Guess what nobody cares.jpg
- Fuckoffanddie.jpg
- Giving Fucks - eCards - Hold On.gif
- Giving Fucks - Not A Single Fuck - Flood.jpg
- Giving Fucks - Not A Single Fuck - Drunk.png
- Nobodygivesafuck.jpg
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- Nobody cares for your children.PNG
- Giving Fucks - Not A Single Fuck - Cat.jpg
Videos
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See Also
- Asexual: The sexual orientation of most people who claim not to care about anything...
- Atheist: The religion of said people
- Emo: What they truly are
- Kill Yourself
- Fuck You
- You
- GTFO
- An Hero
- Nobody Likes You
- Monster Girls
External links
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