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    Sethisto

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    What's with your obsesstion with Cynder? It might, kinda, be unhealthy... I'm actually being nice right now.
     

     
     

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    Remember the quiet chubby kid who got caught jacking off in the boy's room?
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    When Seth isn't fawning over dragons and ponies he goes out into the night to fight the dark forces of evil!
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    Yep. This is Seth's bed.

    Shaun Scootaloo, going by the handle "Sethisto", born on December 9, is in possession of all connotations of the phrase, a truly sick fuck. Rejected irl for his strong sexual devotion to dragons, he turned to the internet, which only further crippled his debilitating disease. As a child, Shaun was swiftly and constantly proven to be an invalid by his sister and other children; probably because they did not get off to dragons and horses, nor did they ever self-diagnose themselves with autism and/or OCD. Being a community college dropout and 23-year-old still living with his parents[1], as well as a female-to-male transsexual, Sethisto is always online, thus continuing to make an ass of himself in every e-community he attempts to take residence in.

    Shaun believes that sexual arousal from animated animals is perfectly normal and acceptable, going as far as to provide pornographic material to zoophiles and kiddie-fiddlers alike. His main pony waifu is a blue hypocritical attention whoring bitch (which aptly enough describes himself, except for the blue part, a point easily rectified with a single failed attempt at autoerotic asphyxiation) and a villain of the MLP:FiM series named Trixie Lulamoon.

    Home life

    Sethisto's parents have no compassion for the bag of organs his mother shat out ~23 years ago. So intense is the hatred they exude, that he has stated making any sort of contact with them is an enormous burden; even more-so than the other day-to-day human interactions he hopes to avoid. His father, Jon A Scootaloo, is a professional conman who has a history of inappropriate sexual conduct with his clients' children, which actually explains a lot about Sethisto's warped sexual appetite.

    As such, both Shaun "Sethisto" Scootaloo and his father have been ostracized by their family and community, respectively, who send out periodic cries for help, hoping some brave young soul from the internet will offer assistance. Unfortunately, no such help has arrived yet.

    Equestria Daily

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    Mere pony faggotry, or part of a more diabolical scheme?

    Equestria Daily also known as EqD, or 'that place where them pony-faggots hang out' is a shitty online newspaper with a pony twist. It caters largely to a frightening yet fast-growing fandumb of horse-fucking homosexual deviants known as Bronies. EqD serves as a hub for fanfiction, fan-made comics, YouTube poops, and, in all essence, everything that makes the internet terrible, with ponies. Mostly involves his pony waifu Trixie.

    Origins

    After 4chan mods decided to spare the userbase of the newfound ponyfaggotry, the clopping bronies (sethisto being among them) were forced to take their shit elsewhere, creating numerous web entities such as ponychan, and later Equestria Daily. The site was originally intended to be a mere blog sethisto would update every few days when not attending to his own personal matters on FurAffinity and e621. Once ponychan's /rule34/ board was removed, traffic skyrocketed as the early EqD was the next best thing. Sethisto eventually decided to go "professional" by shelling out the $7 needed to purchase a domain name, and recruited several other banned /co/ posters to keep the bronies happy with hourly fanfics and comics rehashed from DeviantArt.


       
     
    Go to bed, Seth.
     

     
     

    —A common response for Sethisto when spamming images of his pony waifu Trixie on 4chan or anywhere.

    A Day in the Life of a Pony Blog

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    Even furfags can't stand it.

    Typical posts that you will find each day on Equestria Daily including but not limited to:

    • Nightly Round Up: Here all the news that was too boring to be featured in its own posts are featured. Typical things you will find are brony meetup photos, cake, and the sucking of futa twixies dick.
    • Story Updates: Here you will find all the amazing fan-fiction that made it past EqD's team of poorly paid monkey pre-readers.
    • PMV: Not to be confused with those shitty AMV's PMV's are vastly superior for they do the exact same thing except... wait for it... USE PONIES INSTEAD! Bet you didn't expect that piece of originality did ya?
    • Music: Here anyone who knows how to strum a guitar, or bang around on a drum set can be featured showing off their 1337 musicz skillz doing numerous covers of songs in the show.
    • YTP: Because Youtube Poop still exists on the internet, Ponies were bound to get their filthy hooves all over this culture as well.
    • Drawfag: Here everyone fauns over fanart that gets posted from the same three artists every single day.
    • Comics: The place where fan-made comics are posted. 99% of the comics are about sex, always ending with some horse fucking another, and they think that this is funny as hell and fap clop to this. This shows how sick fucks ponyfags are.
    • Custom Pony: Because everyone whines about the official toys being terrible; fans have taken it into their own hands to make them better, and in some cases make thousands of dollars off of them. No srsly [2] After buying them they fuck the toy.
    • Calls to Action: Here Seth or one of his lackeys will post a call to help ensure that MLP is the greatest thing evar. If MLP is losing in a poll and that poll is posted, MLP instantly gains over 9000 votes in ten seconds flat.
    • Boner of the Day: The Boner of the Day is typically an untitled post with a random image or video that Seth clopped to and most surely will get the rest of his puppets to clop to as well.

    The Userbase

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    "Fuck fchan, I'm spending my Saturday night on EqD!"
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    Typical content and mainly Sethisto's dakimakura he keeps in his bed. Attentive readers will note the "-friend" suffix being used unironically.
    YOU ARE NOW A PEDOPHILE!
     
     
    You actually already have everything I've seen.

    Sorry. I can email you a Pinkie Pie picture of her in bondage gear that I coloured, if you want to add it. It's no more explicit than the rest o' these.
     


     

     
     
    ...I don't want to call those images 'sexy' because I don't want to look like a freak, but hey, that's what anonymous posting is for.

    Those sexy ponies have some nice legs! And Gilda looks hot too!
     


     

     
     
    EVERYPONY START SENDING MESSAGES TO YOUTUBE. LETS SEE IF 13,000 MESSAGES WILL GET THEIR ATTENTION AND MAKE THEM REALIZE THEIR MISTAKE. REMEMBER: PINKIE PIE WANTS YOU TO DO THIS!
     

     

     
     
    i have no NSFW images on my computer. unless you consider lesbian pony kissing to be NSFW. <-<
     

     

    Quotes

       
     
    Is this dragon hot?
     

     
     

    Sethisto

       
     
    I don't have a rl life. I live on the internet. It's only natural that pixels would attract me.
     

     
     

    —Sethisto on the darkspyro forums

       
     
    This is gonna sound crazy, because it is. I get extremely jealous when I see Cynder with other guys. I know shes fake, but I'm obsessed with her so it kills me.

    Have you ever been jealous of your furry crush with someone?
     


     
     

    —Sethisto on FurAffinity

       
     
    I'll never find real love. I don't have the confidence or ambition to search for it. Cynder is good enough.
     

     
     

    —Sethisto

       
     
    I asked for psychological advice a while back here. But that was before I ended up with some extra physical health issues that sort of killed everything anyway, so I gave up on that.

    I think I have come to accept my crazyness and seek comfort in it.
     


     
     

    —Sethisto

       
     
    I enjoyed the original trilogy as a kid, and played them again when i modded my psp.

    But I wish they would release a standalone Cynder game with her dawn of the dragon model. That would be amazing.. She could do some crazy mary sue battling the darkness storyline with grimdark but beautiful environments.

    But the entire game would be focused on her.. instead of having stupid spyro plodding behind the entire game.


    And im not trolling. I've been talking about these dragons on the internet for 9 years.. everyone thinks its trolling but its not.

     


     
     

    —Sethisto

       
     
    If insanity is love, then I will be insane for Cynder.
     

     
     

    —Sethisto

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