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The Internet is serious business
Disambiguation: SRS may also refer to Shit Reddit Says
The Internet Is Serious Business is a phrase used to remind those who have just been successfully trolled that being mocked on the Internet is, in fact, the end of the world. Common variations include, Internet... Serious Fucking Business, The Internet: Serious Business, Internet = Srs Business, SRS BIZNS and even just INTERNET!! Plural: The Internets Are Serious Businesses. The phrase is often used as the text of an image macro or to highlight the complexity of a heated debate in an internet forum.
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INTERNETS INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
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Jameth • Summmer '05 • 1/14/2006 • Navy Guy! • Trucker Business • Tracy v.s. UK • Jake Brahm |
James Robert Murphy, 38, of Columbia, South Carolina, was sentenced to 5 years of probation, 500 hours of community service, and more than $12,000 in restitution for two counts of Use of a Telecommunications Device (the internet) with Intent to Annoy, Abuse, Threaten or Harass.
Murphy was indicted in April 2004, for sending harassing emails to Seattle resident Joelle Ligon and to other employees of the City of Seattle. He pleaded guilty to two counts in June 2004. In sentencing Murphy, U.S. District Court Judge Thomas Zilly told Murphy he "...did not demonstrate the type of remorse he should under the circumstances."
In The Summer Of 2005, the internets was taken by storm by the serious business event known simply as "YOU FUCKING STOLE MY CLOUDSONG". This was an event in the game "Dark Age Of Camelot" where some nerd made numerous death-threats against a party of people who stole his rare item, a "Cloudsong". Was made popular by DeviantArt, but was mislabelled as "WOW is serious business".
On January 14, 2006, a new lawsuit came about when a "man" sued his internet buddies after he was made fun of in a chatroom. This is an excellent example that the internet is still SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
In July, 2007, US Navy Petty Officer Russell Tavares was sentenced to seven years in prison for driving 1,300 miles to burn down the trailer owned by someone who called him a "nerd" on the internets. SERIOUS BUSINESS INDEED!
On October 17, 2008 truck driver Wayne Forrester got jailed for life for stabbing his wife to death because she changed her Facebook status to single after they split up. SERIOUS AMOUNTS OF SERIOUS BUSINESS!!11oneoneone
Another example is Tracy Williams, a college lecturer who used a Yahoo group as a base for repeatedly hassling one Michael Keith Smith (a member of the UK Independence Party), discussing the Iraq War. He ended up suing her and winning £10,000, though whether or not this had something to do with Tracy's flagrant breaches of Godwin's Law remains unreported. Tracy obviously grossly underestimated the seriousness of the business in which she was engaging (or something). Likely originated on the General Mayhem forums.
Recently, Jake Brahm learned that the internet was still SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS after being arrested for copypasta, which is now apparently a criminal offense.
SERIOUS FUCKING VIDEOS
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SERIOUS FUCKING IMAGERY
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- Daniel Craig Dust is serious business.JPG
Daniel Craig on serious Business!
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The internet is serious fucking business!
- Kong.JPG
Kongregate.com is serious business!
Great Googly Moogly, that's some fucking serious business!
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Ceeb's fascinating write-ups on eff aye are serious motherfucking business.
- Srslydunget.JPG
She dun get it.
- Seriously.png
Looks like we're gonna have to jump!!!
Doing some serious business
W knows about the serious business
VERY SERIOUS
SERIOUS!!!!
- Seriousindian.JPG
Internet! Serious fucking business!
- Seriousgore.jpg
Al Gore is Serious Business.
Internet! SERIOUS FUCKING business!
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This guy can rape you over the internet. This is serious business.
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Rape is serious business indeed.
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The blue flames in the background prove that the internet's serious business
WHAT!
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- InternetsFlyBusiness.jpg
he is flying into a world of knowledge and porn
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The FBI knows serious business.
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Serious fucking sideburns.
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Internet Serious Business. Sr'sly
If a rubber chicken has a lazer on it's stomach. RUN.
- CerealBusiness.jpg
He should know. He created it.
- Neopetsisseriousbusiness.jpg
Even Neopets agrees.
- Corporatecunt.jpg
- Tayseriousbusiness.png
Juggalettes are teh serious business
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Cripples take things seriously.
- Internet=serious-fucking-business.jpg
- Smugfag=serious-fucking-business.jpg
He is serious business.
- Seriousbidness.jpg
Isaac Asimov knows his shit, yo.
- Internetseriousbusinesshng.JPG
Even Sai knows.
- Mypsrsbiz.jpg
My Little Pony is serious business.
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Internet lolsuits are srs fucking business
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An example of the Crackhead school of graphic design
- Howard-stern-sirius.jpg
Old media, Sirius Business
- Seriousgolf.gif
PUTT-PUTT GOLF IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS
- Seriousbook.jpg
srs biz!
- Seriousbankclowns.jpg
MOTHERFUCKING BANK ROBBING CLOWNS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS
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FLYING SAUCERS ARE SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!
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This crest is serious business
Wikipedia doesn't mess around
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- Faggotry.png
- UWERESRS.jpg
- Memes - Serious Business - LOL Cats - 02.jpg
- Memes - Serious Business - LOL Cats - 03.jpg
- Srsbiz.jpg
VARIOUS OTHER SERIOUS FUCKING SHIT
It has been recently discovered that other shit is serious business too.
- Cars and censorship (Archive)
- Chinks
- Clowns
- Cyberterrorism
- Dolemite
Feminism
(archive)- Mario Party
- CP
- Patrick Hamm, or so the article says.
- Sonic's eye color
- UFOs
- Video game voice-acting
- Thinking people give a shit about Japanese Cartoons made in the 20th Century
- Making poorly made Mugen characters and hoping that it would get good reviews.
See Also
- LOL INTERNET
- Anti-Encyclopedia Dramatica.com
- The Internets
- ESS
- Girl Drama
- Leaderfag
- moralfag
- Srsly
- Serious Cat
- SWAuTistic
- Why So Serious?
- Colony Drop
- SWAuTistic
External links
THE serious forumbandwidth owned, archive here- INTERNETS. SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Official website of the Internetbandwidth owned, archive here- The most Serious of Internet Business
- Serious motherfucking yiffy business
- Srs forum debate between some drama whores and some 9/11 conspiracy theorists
An internetting forum- Collection of "Internet is Serious Business" image macros
Attorney At LoL(archive)INTERNET-SRS.BIZ: Last Measure is serious fucking business- Wow.
internet serious business"Level 9"(archive) (wiki)(archive)- Physics discussions - serious business
- Fun bag full of legal threats at the Pirate Bay
- IRL American Internet police
- Seriously Serious Buisness Seriously - Serious Business
- Wikipedia article on Serious Business
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Serious Concepts
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