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Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
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The Sea Organization, or "Sea Orgy", is a leet inner circle of Scientologists established by L. Ron Hubbard, batshit fucktard founder of the Scientology cult. While many believe he founded it because he wanted his private navy to defend against the Marcabians, the truth is that the British government was fed up with him and would not restore his visa. Also he needed an excuse to have a lot of young semen slaving for him while he cruised the Mediterranean searching for treasure high on gin, amphetamines and Vistoril. Plus, how can a totalitarian movement exist without the scary uniforms?
Nowadays it is a paramilitary organization within a multinational criminal racket, much like Reichsluftschutzbund. The Sea Org has a punishment apparatus called the "Rehabilitation Project Force" (RPF), which functions as an internal system of forced labor camps, also known as Nazi Death Camps.
A Billion Fucking Years
If you're rich and join Scientology, you simply pay them millions of dollars for the courses. But the people who aren't rich have to join Sea Org instead and pay it off through labor. How long much they work? Members of the Sea Org sign an employment contract with the organization for one billion years. Members who leave are issued a "freeloader's bill", retroactively billing them for any Scientology "auditing" or training/brainwashing they have received. Prices for each component of this training usually runs well over nine thousand dollars. Scientologists have no emotions, so sex is not an accepted form of payment because they are immune to "pleasure". Just ask David Miscavige. Pubic hair and toenail clippings also are not accepted.
- Latvia - They're going Baltic next!
- Child Abuse
- Nimp Org
- Operation: Sea Arrgh
- Ex-Scientology kids on the Sea Org
- Brainwashing in the Rehabilitation Project Force
- Old people and children slaving away
- The Sea Org's Rehabilitation Project Force
- Experiences of an Ex-Scientologist in Sea Org
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