⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
SchmuckyTheCat is the God of the gaps, and the Creator of the Universe. Specifically, Schmucky created the entire Universe and everything in it Last Thursday. Schmucky gives the Universe the appearance of age so the skies are not black but filled with the beautiful light of stars that didn't actually exist Last Thursday but do now. Schmucky created you as you were Last Thursday, intact with all of the memories of what happened before Last Thursday. Whether you actually existed before Last Thursday and Schmucky has just re-created you in this iteration of the Universe is an argument for theologians. Schmucky created all of the physical laws (gravity, planks constant, etc) of the Universe so that things would function without his intervention but any where that we as humans fail to grasp those physical laws, Schmucky is there as the explanation. We can always retreat to faith when we don't understand!
Sometimes on the web you will see references to other cats creating the world on other days. These people are apostates. It was Schmucky, and it was Last Thursday. Some freaks even posit that this current existence is formative delusion and that their deity is going to create the world Next Monday. Even more bizarre are claims about some generic "God" that isn't even worth a name creating the world over 9000 years ago. Who cares about 9001 years ago, obviously faith requires something recent thus the blatant truth of Last Thursdayism.
How to make him mad
It is common knowledge that even suggesting SchmuckyTheCat is a furry makes him rage. This seems to result in him being called it a lot.
SchmuckyTheCat is not a furry at all. If he were, he would have a fursona on his wikipedia page that would be an anthropomorphic cat, and it would be wearing glasses, and it would have a dozen penises, and multiple vaginas and anuses, and the rest of the body would be feminine shape with huge breasts, except for the head which would be male. Then he would draw a lot of vore "art" mixed with scat. That's what furries do!
Fight with Ryulong on Wikipedia
After six months of Ryulong being pissed about it, eventually Schmucky's omissions of timestamps in signatures caused drama on the administrator noticeboard. 
Fight with Sceptre
For years, Sceptre abused rollback and people who complained about his abuse were usually banned. The people cried out for an hero to stop him! On August 6, 2008, SchmuckyTheCat accepted the challenge. Aided only by the advice of Deckard Cain, he battled  Sceptre who lost and lost big, with his rollback taken away.
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