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Samwell (IRL name Sam Norman) takes being gay to an entirely new level with his music. Where the Village People had only bad costumes and a frantic desire to use the
camera's zoom functionLOL VIACOM'D, Samwell creates a complete homosexual sound- and videoscape with orgasmic sighs and frantically colliding (thankfully censored) torsos, which equates to an utterly disturbing video of him telling you how much you want to fuck him in the ass.
Who is Samwell?
Samwell is something of an enigma.
He represents a cross-pollination that rouses complicated thoughts. To closed eyes, Samwell is an object of hate. To eyes open to beauty, he is a symbol of love and liberation.
A gay black man "sugared" by a more "effeminate" nature, Samwell is also possessed of a wholehearted spiritual sensibility. Samwell is not exclusive in his invention, yet similar characters are rarely as unconflicted. Samwell is unerringly comfortable with his would-be-judged-incompatible attributes. He seeks only to inspire the more exotic of birds to love themselves and others in the process.
Samwell embodies the absurd, loving, and fun nature in all of us.
Samwell's debut single contains three tracks, most notably "What What (In the Butt)," in which he sings about buttsex. Other songs include "Shoes Are on Fire" and "Knees Got Dirty." All the songs are loaded with homosexual innuendo and serve to solidify Samwell's place as the third gayest musical act on the planet, immediately after the Jonas Brothers and Panic! at the Disco.
The South Park Version has been removed from YouTube (due to copyright issues), but it can still be seen on the South Park site. This video for "What What (In the Butt)" was released last Thursday and has become a cult classic on YouTube and other gay interest websites. The video depicts rampant buttsex, alludes to threeway twincest, and him telling you to "make your move, if you dare." This shit is seriously fucked up and the fact he maintains eye contact through the majority of the video makes you feel very unclean after watching, and even more so if you were touching yourself during the fabulous performance.
A classic quote from the description "(Oh, and it's not a burning cross, it's a flaming cross.)", which is like saying "Oh I'm not burning this cross, I just set it alight."
Interview with Samwell
While this interview is probably scripted, the mere fact that it might not be adds much lulz to the situation:
Samwell in Education
Many individuals have had the time and patience to dedicate a psuedo-like essay on Samwells debut video. Rest assured this was simply done for teh lulz and requires lulzer sunglasses to witness the lulzworthy banter within lulzy-town. (Warning TL;DR material below)
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