⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Æ Roadmap
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
- aediot
Sam DeathWalker
In July 2008, on the Fires of Heaven forums, a courageous guy called Sam DeathWalker decided would create 26 accounts in World of Warcraft and play them all at the same time (this is called "boxing.") Apparently, he did the same thing in EverQuest. The FoH posters both cheered him on, lol'd at the fact that it would cost more than $700 a month to do this, or posted sayings such as "OK" and "yeah whatever." The thread turned into a heap of arguing over classes in WoW, people still calling him insane, etc.
You see, Padawan, something was just not right about this guy. Aside from the fact that he not only plays MMORPGs, nor not only does he play over 20 characters at the same time... it turned out that he has been FUCKING ARRESTED FOR ORAL COPULATION WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS. And boy was he proud of it!
—Sam, on page 150 of his FoH thread | ||
Erronius, the guy who found out his pedo-adventures, mentioned that trying to get DeathWalker to admit he was a fuckup "[was] like squeezing blood from a stone."
Well, okay. A neckbeard pedo loser guy from WoW. you ask. So what the fuck does this have to to with EQ2Flames, a site based on EQ2?
Oh, it does, and how!
The thread closed after a year of 159 pages, and about a week later, it made its way to EQ2Flames, in the Everything Else section. The users of EQ2Flames, especially LFG, found this guy so fucked up, they transferred it to the Rate-a-Retard section of the forums. The people of EQ2Flames taunted Sam, asking him to come out and play with them. And he arrived on the fourteenth page!
The EQ2Flames users treated Sam the same way the Fires of Heaven ones did. Except Gage. Yes, the Gage that flamed that fat whale Esachasa. The same Gage who was getting a little too close to Aeralik. See a pattern here?
Gage white knighted Sam or something. People called him out on that, except maybe Kriptini, some 15 year-old boy who got into bitchfights with some Nagafen player. This went on for OVER TWO-HUNDRED FUCKING PAGES. Eventually, Gage, fed up with people calling him out on morals (for example, mentioning that he would fuck a 15 year-old girl, while he himself is 32 and lives with his parents,) played the "why are you picking on someone with Asperger's when you guys are trying to be all moral" card. Oh no, they were playing America's favorite game, Kick the Autistic!
As of now, the thread is still going. So is Gage OK for liking hawt 16 year-old girls? Is Oizen in the right for his fatherly instincts and telling Gage off? Who cares? Enjoy the lulz.
Screencaps
- Gage 15 year old girls.JPG
Gage admits he'd fuck a 15 year-old girl if it was OK.
- Gage 15 year old girls 2.JPG
- Oizen calls out kriptini.JPG
An actual father gets pissed at people in the thread.
- Gage assburgers.JPG
- Gage aspie defense.JPG
- Pink poodle ana chris-chan.JPG
Even she doesn't let that slip by.
Fun Quotes
—Sam; on being batshit insane | ||
—Gage; on 15 year-old girls. | ||
Samdeathwalker.com
Sam DeathWalker even has his own site! You can pay forty-nine cents every six months to view super top-quality threads! I bet you're getting your credit card right now!
 Sam DeathWalker is part of a series on [Flame on!] | ||||
|
|
Sam DeathWalker is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
90px |
Sam DeathWalker is part of a series on MMORPGs. | [Ding!] |
Sam DeathWalker is part of a series on 90px
|
Main Players [+] |
|---|---|
Types of CP [+] Ameriloli • Amerishota • Baby fuck • Child Modeling • Jailbait • Justin Berry • Lolicon • Shotacon • Toddlercon • Creepy Phil • WP:CP | |
V& Pedophiles [+] Alan The Panda • Andrew Erickson • Carlos Deangelo Bell • Chris Forcand • Debra Lafave • Douglas L Payne Jr • Dwight Whorley • Dylan Thomas • Edarem • Gary Glitter • Jared Fogle • Jerry Sandusky • John Forehand • John Mark Karr • Josef Fritzl • Joseph8276 • Ian Watkins • KK • Lisa Biron • MadThad0890 • Matthew Sammon • Michelle Lyn Taylor • Mistystuffer • MyIDIsPhat • Nathan Keefer • Nick Bate • Nurnberg • ohbutyouwillpet • Peter Bright • [email protected] • Richard Bullis • Robert Casio • Sibe • Swirl Face • Valis77 | |
UnV& Pedophiles [+] Aaron Williams • Adam Lanza • Alenonimo • Alison Rapp • Amber Buttrum • Andy Maher • Angryjedi • AnimatedJames • Beefrave • Bikerfox • Bill Cosby • Britbong • Casey Anthony • Chaosscizzors • Colonel McBadass • Comicality • Cyril Smith • DaddyOFive • Dahvie Vanity • Dangerman • Deeker • Didaskalos • Dynacatlovesme • Eric Ridenour • Erik Möller • Fergie Oliver • Frank Bonafede • Greg Mazujian • Greville Janner • G-Zay • Harrison Digfoot • Humon • Hypno • Hunter Moore • Irish282 • James Terry Mitchell Jr • Jerry Peet • jervaise brooke hamster • Jimmy Savile • John Patrick Rogers • Joseph Kony • Justin Berry • Justin Dabrow • Kaitlyn Hunt • Katherine Marion • Kyle Perkins • Lena Dunham • Leonard F. Shaner Jr. • LittleCloud • LtFlagger • Logansperman2 • Lucian Hodoboc • M. Chaos • Magicrich • MandoPony • Michael Jackson • Mikevirus • Matrooko11 • MZMcBride • Nathanr • Neil Fox • Omegalore • Onideus Mad Hatter • Onision • Paul Walker • Pennywise • Purple Aki • Ralph Squillace • Riverman72 • Roger Sampson • Sam DeathWalker • Sam Rassenfoss • Sarah Butts • Shane Lee • Sibe • Scientology • Sethisto • Sophie Labelle • TheAmazingAtheist • Thomas Watt Hamilton • Timbox • Trap-kun • Tyciol • Uncle Grandpa • Updownmostly • Violentacrez • VonHelton • Woody Allen • W. T. Snacks • Young Tubers United • Ytask | |
Related Topics [] |
