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Sagamihara Stabbings

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Just 3 days after the Munich Massacre that killed 10, Japan has one-upped Deutschland by scoring twice as many frags in their own attempt at the high score - all while using just a knife. This impressive score for a knife-only round was pulled off by Satoshi Uematsu, a 26 year old man, and a former employee of the disabled care home that was targeted. His motivation is reported to be an attempt to clear out the genepool by removing Retards and the Disabled from the world. This massacre has shocked Japan, but will likely be ignored by the rest of the world, as rampage killings are a daily occurrence now.

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Satoshi Uematsu
Nationality: Japan  MiniflagJapan.png
Highscore Killed 19, injured 26
Top 25? 1st Place
2nd: Mamoru Takuma
3rd: Zheng Minsheng
Style Hack'N'Slash
An Hero? No


Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 19/20
Accuracy: 8/20 Killed 19, injured 26
Style: 18/20 Killed them in their sleep
Butthurt: 20/20 Feels no remorse, many lulz
Bonus: 20/20 Did what was right
Total score: 85/100 (B)
Master Eugenicist
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Wanted Level:
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Round 2

A few months after this attack, a Chinese man named Yang Qingpei proceeded to carry out a stabbing rampage. He scored 19 frags like Satoshi did, but left no survivors in the process. He killed Mom and Dad over some bullshit argument, yet had the great idea that he needed to kill 17 other people in order to cover up his crime. He was playing Hitman IRL and was too much of a clutz to use proper stealth, giving him the ranking of Mass Murderer. He will not be unlocking a silenced M4A41-s for this.


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