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    Trigger warning sjwiki.png Trigger warning!

    The following article might be triggering for some people depending on past experiences.

    Please read with caution, go back to the home page, or look at something nice.


    The actual logo of SJWiki.

    SJWiki is a collection of Tumblr-expressions femsplained by feminist hacks with the use of feelies. The wiki prides itself of not having any facts, as facts are known to cause triggers. The articles range from completely batshit crazy to extremely batshit crazy. The articles are written by ugly dykes and trannies, often a combination of the two. You are not allowed to edit if you happen to be male and find women attractive. There is absolutely NO ARGUING ALLOWED otherwise you are mansplaining and therefore WRONG. The wiki itself is about 6 pages long and most of the articles, the handful of ones with actual content anyway, are plagirised re-hashings of old studies and academic papers. Appropriately, the site is hosted and maintained by a sexual predator known for abusing multiple women. Hilarious considering it's supposed to be a "feminist site." Guess they should have gone with some higher quality writing talent.

    History

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    SJWiki's bureacrat of the year.

    SJWiki was shat out after members over at the cesspool known as RationalWiki decided that, because RationalWiki should focus on facts instead of feelies, they needed to steer way clear of the site. So they started their own wiki free of any of that real world bias. It was created because the evil privileged cis white male Armondikov had the audacity to propose that perhaps RW should be about rationality, not social issues. Also, some of the supposedly evil sexist men on the RationalWiki facebook page got sick of being femsplained to about how evil men are. According to rumors, they are totally an FBI honeypot. This is absolutely veritably true. It says so on the internet! They're loggin ya IP's, man!

    Ownership

    A reverse DNS lookup on the domain quickly reveals that none other than Laurelai hosts the site. When pressed for more information he revealed that he doesn't OWN the site merely pays for its hosting, DDOS mitigation, and its supplies of glitter cookies all under the safety of his mother's roof. Appropriately SJWiki's servers run on the cheapest of hardware in order to save Laurelai maximum money since his income is primarily gathered from mooching off of anyone stupid enough to listen to his sob stories. The combined force of a 2 by 4 wielded by a lupus riddled terminally ill child could bring it down at any moment.

    Admins and bureaucrats


    Yep, that's right, former Wikipedia Jimbolicker Cary Bass is one of their sysops. That explains a few things.

    Things that can get you banned

    This is probably the most ban-happy wiki in history. You can get the boot for anything... Like:

    • Making edits that veer from an extremist SJ opinion to any degree (even acknowledging that there is any criticism of their opinion without pointing out any person who has it must be a clone of Hitler and is a big no no).
    • Using the word "Rape" (even in an article about rape).
    • Arguing with an admin.
    • Talking to an admin.
    • Just not being an admin.
    • Editing too much.
    • Editing too little.
    • Not editing at all.
    • Attempting to edit.
    • One of the paranoid admins suspects you for no reason so it bans you.
    • Making new articles that an admin doesn't like (no explanation why).
    • You can't even get an account approved unless you mention in your application that you are some form of extreme minority.

    Choice articles

    Since the wiki is run by 5 xenophobic autistics who ban anyone that doesn't have the same opinion as them, suspecting they are trolls, and because you can't expand on anything without "triggering" someone or bringing up something that requires debate which also gets you banned, few articles are more than a paragraph long. However, here are a few hilariously inept examples to showcase what this wiki is like:


       
     
    Topics of rape, male dominance, female incompetence, hatred for feminism, “perfect wives”, and teaching woman how to behave can easily be found on any of the mentioned boards. As well as being acceptable topics on any board.
     

     
     

    — SJWiki will protect you from 4chan




       
     
    Anything and everything is mocked, shamed, spat on, and derided here, including every race, creed, sexual orientation, and anything else you can possibly name, all in the name of being funny at the expense of others.

    Needless to say, do NOT visit this place if you cannot stomach shock images, smear jobs, racism, sexism, and anything else that you could possibly find offensive. About the only topics they don't allow are live action images of child pornography or bestiality, though this doesn't prevent them from making disgusting jokes about both.
     


     
     

    — This is like a commercial for us




       
     
    Wikipedia is an encyclopedia owned by an Objectivist, amongst other things.
     

     
     

    Jimbo is "other things"




       
     
    Popular areas for MRAs to gather are certain areas of 4chan and reddit, specifically /r/TheRedPill.
     

     
     

    — Everyone on Reddit and 4Chan is a brony virgin according to SJWiki... which is not altogether untrue




       
     
    This article is a stub.

    You can help SJWiki by expanding it.
     


     
     

    — SJWiki has more stubs than an asian whorehouse

    Trolling tips

    Things that can get you admin privs

    08:02, 3 August 2014 Ereshkigal (Talk | contribs | block) changed group membership for User:Ereshkigal from autopatrolled, bot, bureaucrat, check user, administrator and trusted to autopatrolled, bureaucrat, check user, administrator and trusted
    16:08, 2 August 2014 Ereshkigal (Talk | contribs | block) changed group membership for User:Ereshkigal from autopatrolled, bureaucrat, check user, administrator and trusted to autopatrolled, bureaucrat, check user, administrator, trusted and bot
    18:04, 31 July 2014 Ereshkigal (Talk | contribs | block) changed group membership for User:Ereshkigal from autopatrolled, bot, bureaucrat, check user, administrator and trusted to autopatrolled, bureaucrat, check user, administrator and trusted
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    • Just contribute to the wiki for about half a day and you're in.

    SJWiki on Encyclopedia Dramatica

    When they saw this article they were pretty mad and created a counter article which they had to label as "triggering".


       
     
    Encyclopedia Dramatica is, in theory, a dictionary for the phenomena that occurs in 4chan. In reality, its a stinking shithole of bad articles, poor formatting, and porn ads.

    You know your site is bad when mainstream porn sites aren't willing to fund you.
     


     
     

    Sadik, creating ED's article on SJWiki.


    Later, after noticing this was posted on QOTN, the article was changed to:


       
     
    Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED) is, in theory, a dictionary for the phenomena that occurs in 4chan. In reality, it is a place for recruiting the most gentle of gentlemen are caring individuals. And probably a front for Mensa.

    You know your site is edgy when mainstream porn sites aren't willing to fund you.

    Given their founder was a woman and how well they treat her and respect her, ED is the most feminist and most social justice-oriented wiki on the internet.
     


     
     

    Sadik, but this time with sarcasm.

    At the moment the article is being edited and re-edited over and over, getting ready to leave the sandbox.

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