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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
LiveJournal community for Stupid free. Founded by Animal Dreams in August of 2007, the community quickly became a place for people to show off their n00dz and old meme knowledge. Currently it's a place for fat, ugly hags to gather and out-outrage each other. The community consists of hoarders and cat ladies who have absolutely no social skills nor IRL backbones, so they police livejournal in an effort to stomp out all instances of fun and free speech. Studies have shown that consists of the following: 60% fat chicks (most of which claim to be lesbians/bisexual/feminists) 20% FTM transsexuals, 10% even fatter chicks, 5% MTF transsexuals, and 5% unfunny trolls. A good rule of thumb is that everyone on either has a vagina or wants one. Since most users are fat, ugly shut ins, if you're lucky -- and there's a good chance you will be -- those proclaiming you to be the bigot to end all bigots will show you this is serious business by selecting a My Little Pony with an angry face, a Disney character, Harry Potter and friends, or a character from their favourite anime scowling as their userpic.is the off-topic
The major difference between TOS, by linking to friends-locked posts and personal journals. Also, accepts posts that would be deemed fail even by 's ridiculously lax standards. As a result, the quality of posts at has improved somewhat, while is inundated with random bullshit.and is that the latter is totally cool with breaking LJ's
After the drama between Animal Dreams and Mengus went down, the community went through several rapid changes of modship before settling on batshit bipolar goth , pitbull-fucker , and conservative LJ mom .
Content is about 50% drama and 50% old-style e/n posts.
Update - 01/07/2011: After multiple epic and legendary wanks, our dearest is left in the hands of the lone . For about a week now, she has been declaring that she will be dropping out and replacing herself with new mods. Multiple posts she has stated she will make a mod post to discuss nominations.
It hasn't happened.
Many members are declaring it will be the end of the community.
Wish, and ye shall receive.
Yea, gone are the days of most what you see here. Pic Posts and Frinkles have fallen to the wayside, and macros are sparse. They will remain in honor of the Glory Days.
Members are too busy fapping to the injustices of the world and tearing one another apart for using cunt, whore, faggot and other insults that you are TOO WHITE AND TOO STRAIGHT AND TOO HETERONORMATIVE TO TALK ABOUT.
You sound white. Are you white, bitch?
Macro Mondays Post a shit MS Paint version of a meme everyone's heard at least 100 times!
But don't let it feature death or a prostitute, or making fun of faggots.
Post questions that would belong in your personal journal, except you don't have enough friends to get any responses!
Pic Post Wednesdays Camwhore your brains out!
liberal playground, where any and every word is offensive by the standards of community members. Considering more than 75% of all posts now feature glorious subjects like rape or murder, the PC Brigade stands at the ready for one person to step out of line. Once you say anything they denote is racist, sexist or any other -ist, the post will break out into a fanatical melee of repeated debate that happened already two posts prior. If readers are lucky.has become a rabid
We start here with a post titled Grudgewank, courtesy of
Proving the community hivemind through example, californianight raged against Negro after discovering she had a Negro for a relative like five fucking generations ago. Declaring that a white person with fair hair and eyes simply cannot tout their black power privileges, sf_drama should come to back up californianight on her quest to bring down the man.for deciding she was a
However, it just didn't happen that way, and it only served to enrage the Negro & Company populace, leading to massive generalizations about the white race. Because in sf_dramaland, racism is only that which is against all races but whitey.
- Why did you edit out things that would have been worthy of criticizing her for to instead do some disgusting racial identity policing
- not surprised a white woman is hypersensitive about another white woman being allowed to pretend to be a person of color
While defending her statements through unnecessary amounts of editing and raging angry black woman rage, californianight takes the thread with itrytobeamused as a call to arms. Repeatedly through the post, she attempted to bait itrytobeamused by insulting her by her hair color and pale skin.
Meanwhile, elsewhere in the post, a new meme is born.
- "You sound white."
But don't worry, everyone! It's going to be okay, because white people deserve it. So smd.
Flouncing commences. The Social Justice Team activates their power of disappearing, baaaaaahleeting all their entries in the community. Good thing they flounced, because that was against the rules anyway!
Among the fallen are:
- some serial deletist that people will always refer to her as s_v. sally_mclennane was her last name. Is her last name. fuck knows
Also, always remember if you're a black man walking into a racism war, you stfd and stfu because all you're doing is fucking mansplainin'.
- Capslock Friday commences in good holiday spirits.
- Privilege is on debate AGAIN in some faggot community called
- Nazi wank, on . Despite the timestamp, it did come first. Clearly is in Japan.
And then ohnotheydidnt going on about Lady Gaga and her Illuminati Agenda, once approved the post, she promptly editted to restir the mother fucking pot as she is another angry black woman (or so they say, but she sounds white), you don't know her, SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTScomes on the scene. Submitting a post exclusively about
- Another one who lives in Japan, but that's okay, The Queen is trying to bribe Australia Thank you, .
- And fuck you, welfare wank, a particularly sore subject for many sf_ders because they are deluded, angry hippies. who is a female. She proudly brings readers
Trolling 101 and decided to hit up a gypsy chick with multitudes of dead gypsy images. When revealed the screenshot and IP of the anonfail attack, others came forward to advise that juliet316 was, in fact, the evil-doer.arrives to advise us that something terrible has happened. failed
Despite multiple sources citing apparently undocked images, juliet316 stuck to her guns and screamed before flouncing. The links in the master post say so much. Good job, shithead. gb24chon.
All participants were involved somewhere along the way since day one.
After The Days of Trauma
Thus far,has turned into a cesspool of Social Justice. White, straight, hetertomanormativenta people, especially men, are not allowed to have opinions on anything. Cis males, whateverthefuck that means.
Members will often cry that allies attempting to speak on behalf of marginalized groups are being bad allies and should go DIAF, without realizing who might take offense to being told to DIAF because their mother/cat/father/cousin happened to have DIAF. The community seeks to sap all entertainment from human speech by finding everything cause to state someone is a racist, sexist, homophobe, arachnophobe, basically anything-phobe. If anyone of a "marginalized group" dare speak out to say that these individuals are being ridiculous, they too are told to shut up and are clearly lying.
There are no girls on the internet. In batshit logic., there are no colorededed peoples on the internet that would dare disagree with their
Members continue to rage about triggers not being placed on posts and more than half the active member population claims to be a victim of how they greet girls in Japan. It is tempting for many sane members to tell them to turn off the goddamn computer and go to a mother fucking shrink. Psychos.
Members repeat how important it is not to blame victims, and to always believe every "survivor" who comes forward with stories of rape and sexual assault, yet they only believe and support those who agree with them. If you come forward with a personal tragedy of your own and use it as your basis for disagreeing with them, you are a liar and you're making up your story. The only appropriate opinion to take away from your experiences in life are their opinions. Otherwise you're a sexist, bigot, slut shamer, victim blamer, homophobe, etc.
Sf_drama Nevar Forgets
Thanks to the wonderful feature that is livejournal notes, a feature that only those with little enough dignity to purchase paid accounts can take advantage of, no offender is ever safe anywhere else on livejournal. The feature allows paid users to write notes that appear by usernames of people if you want to remember something about them. This was probably created to help you remember real names, things you have in common with a user, and other positive things. Instead, SFD users are treating it like their own private rap sheets for even the most petty infractions.
A user says, "I don't get why white people can't say nigga," and suddenly they have dozens of users with lj notes on them calling them racists. From here on out, everywhere they post, sfd members will see the note and call them out on completely irrelevant comments. If you want to participate in any popular community after getting on their bad side you better get a new account. They will start massive amounts of unprovoked drama and have you grudge banned from communities with no justification behind it.
After the "Cool Kidz" ran off during the Liberalz Hunt 2011, a new array of stars have shown up! So awesome to know who the people that aren't our future are.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- more new cool kids to come
From time to time, there are real displays of how muchis the shining light of liberated thinking across the world of livejournal.
Such as when when sauce:responded to wankercripple at this
—keepin it reel bitches.
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