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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Æ Roadmap
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
- aediot
Rummy
Donald "Rummy" Rumsfeld was the Secretary of Defense of the United States under the Bush administration, where he did a bang-up crackerjack job.
Rather than being born from a human womb, Rumsfeld was created during the Carter administration by the Pentagon's Office of Special Plans. The project entailed making a perfect physical clone of Franklin Roosevelt, except with legs and the ability to properly conduct a war. The goal was to eventually create a race of charming humans who could walk around on their hind legs like Rory Calhoun but who would not be able to harm their fellow man. As such, POSP took a long time to think of a name for the newly created meat-puppet that would not be too threatening, while sounding completely retarded: Donald. Although the project was a success, it was discontinued by the Reagan administration, which instead focused on the practical applications of astrology.
His sidekick Bucky was killed by the Red Skull, and has since been replaced by Paul Wolfowitz.
Rumsfeld has an annoying habit of asking and answering his own questions during press conferences, etc., in the following fashion:
—Donny | ||
Breaking Broken News
On November 8th, 2006, Rumsfeld "stepped down" from the position of 'Lord of War' after his loyal boss W and the Republican Party were brutally ræped by the American public (in a rare moment of clarity) in the previous day's midterm elections. Overwhelmed with feelings of rejection, he abandoned his LiveJournal, never to return. Warning! Reading those mediocre decade old posts written by Rumsfeld's cock-sucking staff will immediately trigger depression as you will remember how much the Bush's years in office were shit, and left wondering why this account was allowed to survive that much time on LJ and not flushed into the toilet of obliveon.
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