Rule 34

	“	If It Exists, There Is Porn of It. No Exceptions.	„
	—Rule 34

Predates the internet, possibly as far back as the 11th century.

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Plane on plane porn. Brought to you by the death of 583 people.

The oft-cited observation from lore, Rule 34 has been proven beyond even the faintest doubts by fetishists, furries, infantilists, childhood-destroyers, and other horndogs in general, which is why it's proudly featured on brain-raping websites such as 4chan, 7chan, and Encyclopedia Dramatica.

On the most basic level, Rule 34 is the pornographic manifestation of even the most fucked up things imaginable as it states that "If It Exists, There Is Porn of It", thus the most important thing to understanding it is that it is never breakable (which is why Rule 34 is seemingly the only Rule of the Internet to actually apply). Instances can be real but usually range between hentai drawings by weeaboos or Photoshopped images. To facilitate your learning of the rule, we at ED shall take the liberty of breaking it down based on the quality, difficulty to find, and legitimacy of the pornography:

Variations

Type 1: Superb pornography

If you've been on the internet long enough, you know that specific characters, franchises, and even entire mediums are only popular because they offer plenty of fanservice, so it's no surprise that there's more pornography made of said things than there is made of others. So out of all that porn made, the quality of some of it ends up exceeding the quality of the thing it's based on, resulting in what we see here.

Nothing says "you have too much time on your hands" quite like being a good porn artist About missing Pics

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Note: Porn of this category is ironically the farthest thing from Rule 34, as Rule 34 states quantity not quality.

Type 2: Typical porn

Not all pornography is of an orgasmic quality; instead, most of it falls under this category. It's not the best, but by far is it the easiest to find. Go on any shitty porn site and we bet you'll find some.

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EXPELLIARMUS!

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It's time to lay the dragon!
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Alien
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Predator
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derp
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The Esurance company has been doing great since their newest commercial
Erin of Esurance naked and ready for action
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Mario
Guess where the Yu-Gi-Oh cards are in this picture
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Thanks, partner!
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WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY
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Gaston teaches Belle something she can't learn from a book
Dungeons & Dragons
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Abra
Fapping to this makes you a double cuck.
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Legend of Zelda
This will guarantee you winning a flame war in EQ2Flames.
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Halo
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Fucking furries
Metal Gear Solid
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Still popular in the year 3001
Kids will get their childhood raped plus a boner from this.
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"Oooh, this Sonic Screwdriver has three vibrational settings!"
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"It's bigger on the inside..."
Orcs
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Never mind that 99% of Godzilla monsters are male, let's give them big tits and make them have lesbian sex
Ron, it's been far too long since the last time you fucked me in the ass!!
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Hanukkah
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Hello Kitty
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Bioshock
"Oh, Peter, ever since your uncle Ben died, I've been so lonely ..."
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Gay furry porn.
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Guitar heroine!
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Dilbert solidly inside the box
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This bitch is ugly and there is still porn of her
Why so serious?
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Typical Mortal Kombat friendship
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The Blues Brothers
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I like asses!
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Your grandpa jerked off to this
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Gaiaonline
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"In a world of chaos & disarray, it's brother & sister that fuck all day!"
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Nevar Forget
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Terri Schiavo
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Juggalo porn, fantastic
Tabula Rasa before the shutdown
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Chewy

Type 3: Shitty porn

Since stupid things tend to become part of internet culture, them being 34'd is only natural. Unfortunately, the people who 34 them are the same unfunny, untalented idiots who popularized them in the first place (ex: Alexreynard, Chris-chan, DBoyWheeler, Eric W. Schwartz, Neomorphasis, Ray Jones, ReZ, and Urd-chan), thus here we have badly-done porn made of shit nobody cares about.

Behold, some of the stupidest porn you'll ever see in your life About missing Pics

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O RLY
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Delicious butter
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NEDM
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That's not milk
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But what about Naomi?
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Putting those holes to some good use
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LINK MAH BOIIIII
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Anabelle Lotus
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LOL WUT
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Get your blocks off!
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Just because you forgot it exists doesn't mean it's exempt.
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Same goes for things you never even heard of.
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Toy Smurfs
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There are no exceptions; even to shitty fighting games
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One of the guys from Lemon party is bisexual
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Fallout
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Translation: Garfield! Go back to bed!
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Myth Busters
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Rule 34 on good articles on Wikipedia, courtesy of goatse
It was only a matter of time before they clashed.
Why Shenzi is the leader of the 3
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A scene from sweet lil Bindi Irwin's new childrens cartoon on PBS
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I'll butter your popping corn...
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Even the shittiest band in the world isn't exempt
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Metallica
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Yes. An actual E.T. porn spoof actually exists.
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S& Ninja
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PUDDI
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Vince vs. Billy Mays
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Anne Coulter,Larry Craig,and Michael Savage
Divide by zero
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Never doubt it, faggots
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Merry Fucking Christmas!
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ALL YOUR BUTTS ARE BELONG TO US
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Mac vs. PC
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Magic the Gathering
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New Pokémon from Diamond and Pearl!
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Science vs. Religion
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How Asterix got the golden sword
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36 seconds. How long it takes to reply to your own pic.
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Africa giving AIDS to South America
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Colonel's secret recipe
Lazy Town and Starcraft
Better than being eaten
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Swine flu
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What you didn't see during Dylan and Eric's school shooting
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That'll shut him up
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Advice dog and Courage wolf
Pawning off to some chess
In Canada, milk cums in bags
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Don't feed it after midnight!
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Mr. Bucket
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Rule 34 applies to stores too
Remember to brush your teeth! Good luck trying after seeing this.
It's the cheesiest!
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DO NOT WANT
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Type 4: The essence of Rule 34

Although porn of this category is undoubtedly the most difficult to find and it's not like any person would want to masturbate to it, it inflicts the impact that Rule 34 has on the internet. This category's level of sick fuckery and WTF makes it the pornography equivalent of shock sites as it bring much lulz at the dispense of other's brick shitting. Finding these requires great amounts of searching backwater porn sites and possibly several bumps of a thread but it's worth the shock value.

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It was only a matter of time before coprophiles found out about Cowboy Bebop
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Fish. In his anus.
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Stuff like this makes Atimon horny
Nothing can compare with Scooby's ass
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Lugia, a true Goatse fan
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"It's time for a dicking!"
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Anita Sarkeesian's character from Towerfall.

Type 5: Instant Rule 34

On 10/08/08, a /b/tard decided to end all difficulties associated with Rule 34 on any subject thus created a template consisting of a penis, a mouth, and some semen. This instantly became popular with /b/ due to the fact that simply pasting it onto any image and moving it to juxtapose correctly would instantly 34 it. Threads exploded with never-before-seen Rule 34s of memes and, within moments, 10/08/08 became known as MEME RAEP Day.

Rule 34 lost a lot of value by the insane overuse of this simple, witless, hack, which did to Rule 34 what "Lolcats" did to "Caturday". Being of the worst quality, yet exploitable, this even made some think that perhaps there shouldn't be porn of some things. For the sake of not creating a category for every type of Shop, all shitty Photoshopped images that can be considered "porn" will fall under this one.

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Instant Rule 34: Now there is no excuse
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Avatar (movie)
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My name is Leny~ If you're a cat, I'll prolly reconsider ヾ(э^・ｪ・^)э
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Your happy meal will never be the same again (though still every bit as mushy and salty)
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Tom Anderson
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Disney=Pedos
Not even the members of ED's former regime are safe
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Fred
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Longdick is Long
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GayDiamond
Kevin Perera buttplug
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Fuck Uncyclopedia
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Looks convincing.
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ALL YOUR MEMES ARE BELONG TO RULE 34
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Karma in full effect
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Secret's out, Jacko
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The Game
Mace Windu
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Rule 34 IRL
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The Victorians certainly were a stolid bunch.
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Bullet Time Effects!
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Take that Wikipedia admins
Will it fly?
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Billie Joe Armstrong fucking Dr. Chase
You're right, Spock, that's not a phaser.
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16 year old girl. Does it really need Rule 34?
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J-Cock
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