Rubberduc

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Rubberduc (right) being lifted off to heaven by his guardian angel St. Andrewpants (left). A place far, far, away from Nomadlisa (center).

Rubberduc aka Crayolacrime aka Dylan (1980-March of 2007) was Girlvinyl's husband and one of ED's first sysops. One of history's foremost internet stalking innovators, he spent countless hours honing his skills on IRC and livejournal. Painfully extensive studies showed that blocking him was one of the dumbest things an admin could do. Proved IRL that sometimes, it really is Lupus.

His penis stretched far and wide through the tubes of the internet and into the eager pants of many dramacrats. Some say they can still hear it in the wind. If the internet really was a big truck, it would would not be big enough to fit his mighty girth.

See Also

This ribbon is awarded to all Dramaticans who were Killed In Action.

• Battlecry
• Bantown
• Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticians

External Links

• crayolacrime His Livejournal account has been deleted and purged.

Rubberduc is part of a series on the former regime

Corporate Shill Branch Girlvinyl • Jacknstock • Killhamster • Sheneequa • Thedreadedkettle • Zaiger • Conrad Rockenhaus Unwitting Pawn Branch Blu Aardvark • BURK • Crazyconan • Ed Lolington • kale • Kazantzakis • OtterWhiskers • Quasidan • Riboflavin • Tfo • ShardDax • vanff • wattage • weev • WKD • WhiteMystery • Zenophile Angry Patriot Ghost Branch Andrewpants • OldDirtyBtard • Rubberduc • yiri • AlGore See Also Encyclopedia Dramatica • Epic Battle • Joseph Evers • MysteryBot • OhInternet • Sellout • Sheneequa Turns Four