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Roman Raymond Polański✡ (Otherwise known as Pedolański or Roman Hands Polański) is a lollercaust surviving hebe turned renowned film directing pedophile and, as his non-Christian name implies, a filthy Polack as well.
He is known for sucking, fucking, cumming in the mouth, vagina, and pooper of, then once again making sweet, sweet Jew love to the "almost 14" 13 (closer to 12 than 16) year old loli (born Tami Sue Nye, renamed Samantha Jane Gailey when adopted, which was the name she had during the 1977 trial, renamed Samantha Gailey Geimer when she got married prior to 2000) in 1977. This after she knowingly washed down 250mg of quaaludes with his glass of champagne as she had already chugged hers while previously posing toplessly in Jack Nicholson's jacuzzi. Roman then drove her home and SHOWED Sam's TOPLESS photos to her sister, dog (who urinated on the floor at the sight), mother, and her mother's boyfriend who gaped in awe.
He is also known for his fucked up movies which produce fap fuel for sick fucks and earn him kudos from Hollywood’s elite. He is living the dream. Living the dream, man. Exceeept that last Thursday Polański went to Switzerland and was arrested by the Swÿss authorities.
He was recently released once the Swiss realized the laws of Jewmerica do not apply in Switzerland and when they admitted everyone except fags and women like to have sex with young girls anyway. Pedobear tried to remain composed, but overcome with emotion and pride, shed a single tear. Needless to say, christfags and moralfags let loose a torrent of BAWWWWWW.
—Bernard Kouchner, French Foreign Minister
—Ursula Stauffer, Spokeswoman for the Swiss Police
- 1 Manson Family Fun
- 2 The Hero
- 3 V&
- 4 Pedobear's campaign
- 5 Defenders
- 6 Sweeeet Freeeedoooom
- 7 Movies
- 8 Gallery
- 9 Quotes
- 10 External Links
Manson Family Fun
In 1969, Polański’s blonde, blue-eyed wife, Sharon Tate, was murdered by the Manson family. Tate was eight months pregnant with Polanski's future incest-rape victim at the time. When interviewed about this incident, Polański said “shit happens,” and "I was looking forwards to some anal spelunking inside the kid, but meh." He then went on to play an acting role in the movie The Magic Christian that same year. Polanski admitted that his wife's death destroyed the last of his faith, leaving him free to make sexy to all the loli. Reflecting on his failure to be there for his wife, he has written that the event changed him from an "boundless, untroubled sea of expectations and optimism" to "ingrained pessimism... eternal dissatisfaction with life". This is why it is ok for him to sex up lolis. If you don't believe that fact, then you are an anti-semitic, nazi, right-wing, christfag dick. Amirite Hollywood? S'awright? S'awriiiiight!
At least 100 years ago, Polański, a man in his 40’s lured a 13 year old girl by asking her mother if he could photograph her for Vogue magazine. During the photo shoot, he expected the loli to dress and undress in front of him. He took pills with champagne and she accepted his offer to do the same. Then he ate her pussy, and proceeded to fuck both holes.
—Salon, Explaining why Polański should be given the Nobel prize in child rearing.
He was tried and initially pled "not guily" to at least 100 charges, but after being promised that he wouldn't serve any more time, pled guilty. His defense was “I did it for the lulz”. He fled to
Bel-Air France to avoid prison.
—Pat Buchanan, a bitter and jealous potato-fucking Nazi fagtard, on MSNBC's Morning Joe, in response to some libtard Jew defending Polański, Sep. 28, 2009
How Polanski Got Busted.
The French protested Polański's arrest most vigorously. "If we start arresting Polański for child rape, what's next, coming after the French for what they did to the Jew?!" Furthermore, prior to it, they refused to deport Polanski to the United States to face his criminal charges, enforcing a treaty where they are not obligated to do so.
Hollywood, led by Woody Allen✡, also threw in its support for Polański. The Hollywood Cabal could not stand the idea of a fellow Jew pedophile going to prison. Other supporters include Jew directors David Lynch, Martin Scorsese, John Landis, and producer Harvey Weinstein. They even produced their "urban" crypto-Jew, Whoopie Goldberg, to win the masses over with this gem.
—WhoopiJew, Secret pedo?
The Goldberg-Polański conjecture from number theory means that rape to the power of two will result in Jew gold for all. Some brave Mathemagicians are now investigating the possibility of Rape^Rape or "Rape to the power of Rape." Godspeed, you brave scientists!
The civilized world hopes that he gets extradited to the U.S. where his cellmate Bubba will make
his asshole bleed a ticker tape parade in his honor for great lulz. Unless the Terminator will decide to pardon Polański for even greater drama and lulz.
In a recent lulz update, the Swiss realized that child rape was a deep part of their cultural heritage, and denied the American extradition request. Pedophiles around the world rose up in joy and celebration as their savior was freed from the possibility of having to face puritan hillbilly justice, and instead is treated to the vacation that is european prison.
In this movie, a young man is unfaithful to his hot slutty French girlfriend (played by the current wife of Polański) and she cripples him from the waist down. She is then appointed his guardian and proceeds to torture him psychologically and physically and has sex with other men in front of him. The story ends when the man does a murder suicide and kills both her and himself.
Death and the Maiden
In this movie, macrophile pinup girl Sigourney Weaver plays a Chilean woman who encounters a man who she believes had tortured her many years back. She tortures him and in one scene stuffs her soiled panties down his throat. The movie ends with a mind fuck where she’s about to throw him off the cliff and he confesses to torturing her.
Polański stars as the new tenant in the apartment where the previous occupant killed herself. All his neighbors are kind of fucked up, so he thinks that they might be trying to turn him into this girl so they can start the cycle over again. Great for anyone who wants to see Roman Polański in a skirt and panties (nobody).
—Polanski in 1979 
—Roman Polanski, on why he rapes
- Detective Revi, the star of Rush Hour 3
- "Hopes Polanski Case Ends Quickly": Pierce Brosnan wants to bail Roman out
- Remember: Roman Polański
rapedgently caressed a child (by Salon)
- The petition to free a
pedo-rapisthero of the people (some French site)
- The Truth About His Notorious Sex Crime (by the Independent)
- Waiting to come in from the cold (by the Guardian)
- Imperial Roman (by the National Review)
- Are These Sex Scandals Turning You On? (by Esquire)
- Hollywood's Shame (by the National Post)
- Polanski said he'd pay to end lawsuit (by the Los Angeles Times)
- Whoopi Goldberg Polanski Backlash (by PopCrunch) "I know it wasn't rape-rape."
- Video of LAPD interogation of Polanski.
- Polanski the Predator (by the Smoking Gun)
- Court Transcript of Samantha being questioned: A (1-18) and B (19-36)
- Dramatized reading (for people who don't want to read and just listen to radio personalities read the transcripts) Part 1 & Part 2
- Roman Polanski Plea Transcript (19 pages) Angelica Huston: "She appeared to be one of those kind of little chicks between, could be between any age up to 25. She did not look like a 13-year-old little scared thing, didn't appear to be distressed. She seemed sullen, which I thought was a little rude."
- 2003 Interview of Samantha by Larry King on CNN: "he showed them slides from the first shoot that showed me topless, and they were -- their jaws dropped and they're shocked and the dog peed over the floor, and I missed all that. So I just went to my room."
- May 2 2010: "I can remain silent no longer!"
- 4:22PM May 14 2010: "Roman Polanski hit by fresh sex allegations" on Yahoo
- 4:44PM May 14 2010: "LA DA meets actress who claims Polanski sex abuse" on Yahoo
- May 15, Guardian's Ed Pilkington: "British actor claims Roman Polanski sexually abused her at 16, Charlotte Lewis makes allegations to support charges in US"
- New York Times: Swiss Reject U.S. Request to Extradite Polanski
- Yahoo News: Polanski free, Swiss reject US extradition request
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