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RHEMORA is an Argentine DevianTARTist who is 'famous' for his lesbian OC Trish, who wears nothing but arm diapers and a thong on a daily basis. He's so good at his art, he makes all of it available for print when no one asked him to. He doesn't do much fanart because his big-breasted characters that he draws one time before discarding them (excluding Trish) are so original, he can't fathom the idea that there are more popular characters. However, when he does fanart, he makes titloads of rule 34 of the underaged characters from Teen Titans and Final Fantasy, including Raven, Starfire, Tifa, and Aeris. His exquisite knowledge of the English language and its insults knows no bounds in providing one with lulz.
After Rhemora found out about this page, he changed the pictures that appeared on his devianTART page to make him look less porn-tastic.
Instead of the lovely Trish, he changed it to a fucking fish, claiming it was a transformation of one of his rarely-used OCs. This was done so that he could make himself look like less of a horny old man and more of an "artist." Instead of the fucking fish, he put up a shitty piece of art that's a little less shitty than the others.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter: troll him if you like; the first few comments he has to say are guaranteed to be lulzy because of how uneducated he is. However, it just gets fucking boring after a while, due to the unoriginality of his retarded nature. You have been warned.
Rhemora seems to take great pride in getting trolled as much as possible, claiming that 'they feed him' rather than his dumb ass feeding them with his anti-troll pictures. Funny thing is, he has no idea what ED is. After being told multiple times he was getting his very own page, he searched on Google for four hours, trying to figure out what the fuck 'ED' could possibly stand for. Reasoning with himself that it was just Erectile Dysfunction, he told himself they were just jealous of his monster cock and pretended not to know anything about the mysterious anomaly that was Encyclopedia Dramatica.
He himself says he knows he draws disproportionate girls, but when someone other than himself points out the atrocity of his anatomy, he automatically stalks the user's page, finds an old piece of art, and calls them out on something perfectly normal with the picture that he thinks is hideous. When said user proves him wrong, he threatens (to no avail) to get all his friends and himself to report the user and ban them. He comes up with lame insults in order to get harsher replies, saying that he'll tell the mods on you for saying that and that that's what he wanted all along. When they look at his faggot complaints, they ignore him which in turn leads him to writing down all his bullies' names in his journal, telling his fans to go beat them up (still, to no avail). We're still waiting.
Those Horrible Trolls
The most common problem with his shit is that it often results in a tit-load of asskissery/fapping, due to the voluptuous nature of his characters. On occasion, Rhemora's horribly disproportionate, disfigured females are often criticized by people on deviantART who are willing to hold back whatever truth there is to say about it all and give him a helping hand on how to improve. These helpful members, noticing Rhemora's awful taste in drawing preferences, are not the helpful faggots they appear, but are automatically trolls.
After these terrible people have finished their arguments, Rhemora writes up a paragraph of unfunny shit, sprinkles it with laughing emotes (and of course, adding his own unnecessary typed-out laugh), and takes whatever random sentence that most pertains to the argument, adds some tildes and Spanglish, and sends it for the user to enjoy. Satisfied with his overwhelmingly stupid responses, he then makes up some information about the user, whines about what they said, and asks his fans to rip their balls off.
Funny thing is, even his fans don't give a shit, and when they do, they usually tend to get banned for harassment.
This Man Should Teach English
One great thing about Rhemora is how well-spoken he is. When he's done taking a mature front and telling his critics to kindly fuck off, he uses his wide span of Engrish to let them know how much he'd like for them to do so. Because he has absolutely no fucking idea what sarcasm/irony/staying on topic is, he usually inserts a faggot insult, which includes (but is not limited to):
- Fart (Some argue that he merely thinks it is extremely offensive in English, like saying "nazi" while others say he's just that fucking unintelligent)
- You have little/no friends
- I'm more popular than you, so it doesn't matter what you say
- Random Spanglish when he's been pwned about his English
Most of the people that make up his fans and critics are of Latino decent, so when they speak English to him, he flies off they handle and asks why the fuck they dare speak to him in something other than his native, even though he condemns other people for not knowing two languages. Being called out on his terrible English leads to him to banging his head against the keyboard in Spanish, which, if used properly, can ensue lulz.
Though he loves to get trolled on his works of art, if someone takes it farther than two comments, he takes it upon himself to go to their homepage and piss on the user's name, bringing up resolved grudges from three years ago, digging around in galleries to find a chick with small tits he can critique, and making up failed plz acounts that are unfunny to make his point.
Hypocrisy? In My DeviantArt?
- When drawing fanart of a friend's character with normal tits, he gives her...well, normal tits. However, when drawing a major company's character with normal tits, he makes them six times bigger. Trying too hard to please the fanbase, much?
- Rhemora often comes back, "You have no life because you spend your time replying to me." Hypocritical, because he makes damn sure he has the last word, even when you type in his native language, Retarded.
- His main character Trish is a lesbian. Yet, if you're a female with small boobs and critique his wonderful art, you're automatically a feminazi or a lesbian, which he looks down upon.
- After you're done with your argument and there's no possible way he can reply that still retains to the subject at hand, he goes to the back of someone's crusty, old gallery and picks out a piece to babble out some nonsense Spanglish on, just to "keep his amusement going." However, when you bring up one, just one, of his ugly-ass pictures, he just smiles like a dipshit and says, "Thanks for looking at my artwork ;)"
Too stupid and uneducated like every other filthy swine of his kind, he doesn't even read the TL;DR when given one. And then he shows us just how much his brain capacity can handle before going into overload.
His Beautiful Art
Rhemora's artwork consists of three components, and in every picture, he tries to incorporate as much of these three guidelines as possible:
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