⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
—Reyvataeil, on being an annoying waste of flesh and overall wannabe-cumdumpster, and as long as she is a furfag, will NEVER HAPPEN
Reyvataeil is a retarded 16-year-old Gaiafag and DisneyFan01 fan who recently joined ED and started making minor, insignificant edits to articles with the idea that this makes her an internet tough guy. She also penned a supremely TL;DR kawaii desu summary of herself on her user page that's just asking to be raped and vandalized. She's currently baaaawing to the ED sysops that she wants her user page locked to protect her from goatse and tubgirl.
Reyvataeil also goes by Gaelith, LadyAshe, Faerytaeil and a ton of other faggot neo-pagan monikers because she is a little weeaboo shit.
Reyvataeil is suffering from advanced symptoms of Gaia disease, boasting a super kawaii avatar desu so covered in useless shiny shit that no one can even tell what it is anymore. Her user page is covered in a gazillion unfunny animu gifs and vegetable porn and the only thing she contributes to the torrent of weeaboo and fail that is Gaia's forums is saying "bump" over and over again in a desperate bid to earn fake money.
She claims she can't remember the last time she logged in, but readily available information on her own browser-killing Gaia page says she signed on as recently as last thursday in order to change her avatar from a cat furry to a wolf furry.
Not surprisingly, Reyvataeil has a DeviantART page which is populated only by a couple of shitty Inuyasha doodles and a lone DisneyFan01 comic in the favorites. She seems to spend most of her time there sucking up to Snapesnogger while simultaneously adding a single unfunny sentence to Snogger's ED page, subsequently running off in a pants-pissing titter over her own EDits.
She claims she doesn't upload any art to TARTland because it would be in such high demand and she wouldn't want to develop a huge ego or anything.
- Someone put Tubgirl on her talk page and she is not pleased
- She is Suiseiseki. Desu desu desu
- She wants respect
- She's not a furry
- She added the following text to the ED:map: "Nyoro~n", Illinois (Hopes to be Japan in the future)"
- She's not a weeaboo
- She often writes in broken, romanized Japanese.
- She's a Jew
—Reyvataeil, she's got it backed up on her hard drive so you better not fuck with her page!
—Reyvataeil, complete goddamn weeaboo
—Reyvataeil, on her amazing Google skills
—Reyvataeil, on being a grammar nazi
—Reyvataeil, thinks ED is serious business
—Reyvataeil, answering questions no one asked
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Reyvataeil reacted to this article by posting this at the top of the page:
After that, despite never being trolled, she baleted the images off her DeviantART page and hid the activity, baleted her Windows Live information, and hid both of her Gaia profiles from public viewing. She couldn't hide
her comments on hardcore faggot-ass anime boy butt-fucking pics though.
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