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so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
In the world of elite underground computer addicts, one skiddy stands high above the rest, endlessly trying to prove himself to the masses. That child is r000t AKA Python process and looping HTTP requests, in addition to ruining the scarcely used irc.echonode.com. Historically, his exploits include annoying AnonOps and shitflooding 4chan (on such a minute level that the days of popeye easily put him to shame). He went further to claim that he was single-handedly responsible for the implementation of the Captcha system on 4chan, whereas the real liability rests squarely in the hands of Russian spammers. As fate would have it, r000t was later arrested, twice, for unleashing his furious skiddy wrath upon his high school, that through the years has been kind enough to house r000t's student career and cater to his crippling autism., whose 1337 abilities include forking a
r000t vs AnonOps
Because Occupy Wall Street refused to organize their highly criminal activities on r000t's network, he began a man vs. the world variety of jihad against the embarrassingly lesser script kiddies at AnonOps. This included such dramatic measures as running numerous logbots 24/7 to do what the FBI has already been preoccupied with for some time, as well as performing floods with his not-so-impressive ipv6 block until the incompetent operators learned to rid themselves of him.
In the summer of 2010, r000t decided to abuse the incredibly easily spammable 4chan, and completely demolish it in the process. While turning out slightly less than successful, he did manage to piss off the borg enough to have his info spilled all over /b/, resulting in a disappointingly paltry six phone calls to his home and a meager few pizza orders.
After years of facing the humiliating harassment of irl bullies in overcrowded school hallways, r000t decided it was time to retaliate against the system. Not knowing what to do, much less how to do it, he turned to his hacker pals and requested a simple attack be performed on his school's network. Ignorant of how "it was traced back to me", r000t later received a visit from the feds, who were decidedly less than amused with his ability to beg online.
HAHAHA V& AGAIN
r000t also soon learned that threats to shoot up his school, under his name, were being circulated around the internet, and he indeed learned the hard way (read: more cops paying a visit to his home address).
DOXBIN MIRROR IS SHATTERED!!11!
After getting v& again, r000t's parents got a call on his cell phone about content on his doxbin mirror, after Sasha Rodoy finally pieced together the fact that she was e-mailing the wrong person about content on r000t.com. tl;dr r000t is blaming others for actions he took having consequences, and knew doxbin hosted SSNs months before he and others started mirroring its content.
r000t demonstrates his 1337 h4xx0r skills
On February 24, 2014 r000t took his time to write Who Hacked EC-Council? on his shitty blog that somehow manages to get 5 visits every week, claiming he has figured out who hacked the EC-Council site through his great e-detective work, when in reality zeekill didn't give a fuck and was talking openly about it on several IRC networks. r000t still being butthurt over the fact that zeekill fucks him in the ass and over again, making his life more miserable every time, he decided that it was time for him to take some action against zeekill.
He then proceeded to tweet out several tweets claiming that he managed to root zeekill's server through SE to make himself look like a hacker while in reality all he did was obtaining httpd logs and other worthless .txt files that were open to the public to read. Upon making this great discovery, our mastermind hacker r000t wrote another blog post desperate for pats on the back from white hat Indian hackers who still code in Pascal which resulted in not one, but TWO whole retweets which is the most he has ever gotten on his Twitter that nobody except his mother checks out to make sure he isn't participating in any illegal activities, or planning another school shooting.
r000t has been under supervision after the incident where he was caught amidst of completing his plan of shooting up his school. Due to being a minor, he was only held by the police for two weeks, r000t cried his eyes out while being held which resulted in his mother coming to pick him up earlier than planned. r000t afterwards claimed that he only cried because he didn't get to eat any fast food for two weeks.
r000t's IRC network hacked
Due to the fact that r000t is not welcome on any IRC networks, he started his own network which is the home of 3 users, 2 of them whom are bots. Echonode is owned and operated by r000t, while there's barely anything to operate other than giving himself funny vhosts, he takes great pride in running and maintaining a IRC network. On the 27th April a mysterious hacker took over his network and shut it down, shortly after spamming it with his mothers SSN number. It took a while for r000t's slow brain to comprehend what just happened, after a few minutes he went on and threatened every user who was there to witness r000t getting buttraped, inclusive innocent gay niggers.
<r000t_c> Rcovering. <r000t_c> Cause of breach: Netsplit <r000t_c> Repair: Ban *r000t*!*@* with exception for my IPv6 address, in the IRCd configuration. <r000t_c> Applying fix now. <r000t_c> Damage: None. <r000t_c> Forensic backup taken. <r000t_c> Network will no longer autoop for #echonode. <r000t_c> Verifying forensic backup. <r000t_c> IP addresses recorded. Will be gzlined, added to DroneBL, and reported to FBI. <r000t_c> Restarting server now. Bye, incog.
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