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Queen Of Dorks
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The self-described Queen of Dorks is an animu artist who shits out simple, colorful turds, and slaps kawaii faces on them. She is a DevianTARTlet as well as a Gaiafag who only signs onto gaia to accuse others of art theft and protecting the work she so adamantly works hard on.
Her often slaved over work is incredibly complicated and shows an incredible amount of effort for this prodigy of an 18 year old. It is unfortunate that so many people steal her stunningly creative chibi animals and use them for their own selfish financial gain. Queen is clearly the victim in this situation and demands respect and understanding for drawing what noone else could possibly accomplish.
While some might accuse her of only trolling for page view popularity or creating drama for the sake of getting people to pay attention to her, this is simply not the case. This poor bereft slip of a girl is not a lolcow in the least. She is only a humble artist trying to get by with concepts and ideas that are even more blase than Milhouse is not a meme. We can only hope that when the drama dies down, Queen of Lulz can rise up again from the ashes and resume her humble and fantastic life of being an artistic prodigy.
In the end, no one gives a shit except for Gaiafags, anyway.
OMG Someone's Generic Crap looks just like mine! ART THEFT!!!
On May 12, 2010, Gaia released a series of Food-related Cash Shop Items, including a sushi chef, a totally original blend of cupcakes and lolita wear, and the Bento Bunny, a cute onigiri bunny that nobody really cared about except it also came with some comically large chopsticks.
On May 13, 2010, Queen of Dorks discovered that the Bento Bunny looked awfully similar to her own totally original onigiri bunnies, and declared a LAWL-suit, until Gaia decided to pretend that the Bento Bunny item never existed. It was only available on the site for a single day, making them the newest unattainable status item.
—Queen of Dorks, the reason why Bento Bunnies cost 3,000,000 gold
The Bunny Returns!
On May 14, 2010, the Bento Bunny returned to the cash shops, now "crediting" Queen of Dorks for her cooperation.
Gaia says the entire incident was just a coincidence, proving how damn generic her ideas and art style are, and likely did it just to shut her up.
Wait a minute... that's OUR Generic Crap you're stealing!
Of course, those who live in glass houses should really know better than to throw stones... as Gaiafags around the world were eager to point out where Queen of Dorks was also, by her definition, stealing from Hello Kitty, Nintendo, and even Gaia Online itself!
—Queen of Dorks, trying desperately to explain how it's generic animu crap when SHE steals it...
Of course, she took her mini wing lookalikes down just in case...
As well as her TOTALLY NOT RIPPED OFF stuff, Queenie's gallery is full of generic animu shit that anyone could have drawn. All her characters have heads and eyes bigger than your mom and bodies that are too small to conceivably hold them up. SO ORIGINAL!!1
Even after "taking down" that mini wing item to be nice to Gaia, turns out there were mutiple submissions of the stolen Gaia wing design in her gallery. One was left that also featured a Nintendo inspired mushroom necklace in the same image and was reported on Deviant art. A few weeks after the whole debacle in Gaia's Site Feedback Forum was over, The second deviation featuring the wing icon was removed by staff for art theft. When Deviant art mods stop wanking for two seconds and decide to look through the backlogged reports, they occasionally find another report against Queenie and delete the image, because her shit is so obviously ripped off even Deviant art can't deny it.
Deploy the Fantard Legion!
Queen of Dorks' fans are rabid little informers. Left to their own devices, they will actively search for ANYONE whose work smacks of Dork's ripped-off Hello Kitty bullshit and then report back to her with results. As you might imagine, since everything Dork draws is horribly generic and looks like every other retarded weeaboo on the Interwebs, this happens A LOT.
Thus rallied, her entire horde of brainwashed, goose-stepping fantards will then attack the offender with full force FOR THE GLORY AND HONOR OF GREAT DIRECTOR DORK-SAN DESU.
If you go to Gaia Online's Site Feedback forum you will find over 9,000 topics of butthurt Gaiafags complaining about the item being made, then removed, then re-released with Queen Of Dorks's name all over it.
Some Gaiafags are acting as white knights for Queen of Dicks, so troll them for great lulz.
Also, May 13 is now officially Queen Of Dorks Day, much like Clementine Day except with fewer watermeats. Mark your Calendars!
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