⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Æ Roadmap
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
- aediot
Psychonaut
Note: If you were trying to look up the video game Psychonauts, which features a psychic Russian kid with the voice of a fag beaver, then look elsewhere.
The terror known as Psychonaut first came into existence last Thursday, a blight upon the earth. His mother was a streetwalking flaghopper and his father escaped from a lunatic asylum with bunions on his balls and warts on his wank.
Psychonaut wishes he was a prosecutor, so he compensates by making up lies about people and getting them banned forever from Wikipedia. That makes him a real dickhead. Aside from doing perverted experiments, Psychonaut is a gay lover of both Linuxbeak and Eric the Midget and is a former lover of Arthur T. Murray. He also works for the Socialist Party of Great Britain. Damn Commie…
Anal links
- Official Psychonaut website, usually used to lure small children into his clutches
- Rape page / Rape page
- Criminal listing
- Pedophilic Adobe Reader brag page
- Psychonaut's homosexual band
- Some vandalism by Psychonaut
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Psychonaut before the Oklahoma City bombing. Current origins are unknown, likely hiding in Germany.
Psychonaut third from left with terrified ferret (which he uses to satisfy his needs). Notice the leg crossing (signifies faggotry).
- Psychonaut's ferret.jpg
Psychonaut demonstrates his ferret's ability to slide through small, cramped tunnels.
- Psychonauts.jpg
A bunch of Psychonauts.
- Psychonaut with leprechauns.jpg
Psychonaut and his little walking blow-jobs.
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