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Plastic crap
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Plastic crap is the collection of anime figurines, Star Wars vehicles, action figures, Simpsons statuettes, Gundams, Loot Crates, "limited edition" J-List items and other made-in-China-by-child-slave-labor trash with which basement-dwelling nerds (often Wapanese) surround themselves. Like mold made of consumerism and loneliness, plastic crap first appears in one area before spreading through the house, covering the walls with cheap shelving and endless rows of products designed for 13-year-old boys.
The amount of plastic crap in a room is inversely proportional to the likelihood that the room will be used for secks; thus, increasing the collection beyond a certain point is a bold declaration of celibacy.
Gallery
- Starwarsbedroom.jpg
This is where the magic happens.
- Starwarscollection.jpg
MOAR!
- JDRcollection.jpg
Some of the junk JDR went broke buying.
- JDRcollection2.jpg
Another wall of JDR's fortune.
- SimpsonsFigures.jpg
More injection-molded unfunny bullshit.
- Virginsdemotivator.jpg
Who needs sex when you've got tiny, plastic robots?
- Mlp2.jpg
Girls can liek plastic crap too.
- CWChugemipples.JPG
Chris-chan's huge collection of shite
Failed America's Greatest Otaku contestant
See also
- Amiibo - "They're different because they're interactive!!!"
- Etsy
- Hello Kitty - the female version of this
- Monster Girls
- Pixelmari - A trap that uses plastic crap to die alone.
- Virginity
- Walmart
Known "collectors"
- All Wapanese (In the form of what they call Dollfie's )
- Army generals of the future
- Chris-chan
- DrMusic2
- Everyone on /toy/
- Greg Mazujian
- Jennifer Diane Reitz
- Lord Rexington Fear
- Mariotehplumber
- The members of My Little Pony Arena
- Thesugarmonster
- The Unknown Autobot
- You
External links
- The king of all basement-dwellers shows off his treasures. Warning: this page will raep your bandwidth.
- JDR discusses her plan to acquire every computer game ever published, and then preserve them in "museum-like" conditions.
- Warhammer figures - plastic crap priced as gold.
- Trick your local plastic crap collector into opening their drapes every day, telling them sunlight helps preserve glossy plastic (it really speeds its decomposition by a factor of a fucktillion)
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