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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.

Æ Roadmap

  • Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
  • Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
  • Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
  • Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
  • .onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
  • CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
  • Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
  • Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)

  • Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.

    If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.

    You can also email me via [email protected]

    Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.

    Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021! - aediot



    Piczo

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    typical piczo emo feel good bullshit.
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    How, when, and what to "tYpE" on Piczo.
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    Typical Piczo media.


    Piczo is yet another nauseating online blogging tools where 13 year old boys and 16 year old girls can share the details of their pathetic lives.....only with PICTURES! This revolutionary new technology looks similar to MySpace, but seems to have combined it with the nostalgic charm of those horrendous GeoCities pages that were all the rage 100 internets ago. Piczo is heavily image based; with each profile having a bare minimum of 6 oversized overlapping images, with horribly formatted coloured text. The sheer amount of images, popups and attention whoring is so epic that it can even crash the Blue Gene/L supercomputer. A recent study confirmed that not a single soul over 17 is on piczo.

    Some features include:

    • Default permanent CAPSLOCK feature which can only be turned off by a secret 128-bit encryption password
    • Hotkeys for instant text such as: "XOX LOVE U XOX", "xx Bestfrnds 4eva xx", "spk 2 ya soon xXxXx" and "The O.C"
    • moving rainbow images
    • Random gif planter
    • Sk8er templates
    • Pink sparkle type
    • Random ghosts that obscure the already overlapped images
    • Shitty emo music videos that play automatically
    • New plagiarism engine that steals random fact pages and throws them on your profile to mask your grade 5 intelligence.
    • 320x200 images of models putting on green lipstick with a lollipop in their mouth.

    Internet experts predict that piczo will be the next source of internet drama for the next 25 years.

    Health Warnings

    • Piczo has 150 times the teenage stupidity per pixel than any other site currently on the web.
    • Extended viewing will lower your IQ by 100 points, and give you the sudden urge to hate Bush, buy a skateboard & shop at Hot Topic.
    • Chronic viewing will turn you into a pedophile.
    • Users are assaulted by constant popups and banners for CoverGirl.
    • Piczos browser crashing ability can cause AC power failure in your PC and cause fires.
    • DANGER viewing piczo's pages are known to cause epileptic fits.

    Raiding

    The best way to attack a Piczo page is to post illegal torrent links in every single comment box on the page, then report it to the admins. Usually this method will result in them being completely taken down or all comment boxes removed. Without a doubt though, it will get deleted like GeoCities. And nothing of value will be lost.

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