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Phaedriel aka Sharon Kershee Tahsequah (Archive) is a little emo part-injun whore who spends every minute of her small life at the Wikipedia cesspool. This admin wannabe enjoys writing long tearful essays and emotionally charged messages with no purpose besides stirring up the libidos of nerdy basement dwelling teenage boys like Sceptre and Matthew Fenton. She is also a protégé of MONGO and she will go any distance to kiss his ass , though no intercourse could ever take place between them because of the homosexuality of the former. Phaedriel relieves her nymphomaniac sexual impulses with long, over the top messages carefully written to make herself look like she cares when all she wants is to call attention. She has never made any real contributions, because her only goal is to make at least 100 wikifucks jerk off with her pics. Editing or "vandalizing" her page will result in a revert within 4 seconds from one of the virgin administrators constantly refreshing her page hoping for a new pic upload. 9 out of 10 wikipedos and wikinazis cannot ejaculate without reverting a page.
She was first nominated for adminship, but declined, a clear sign that she is in fact a chickenshit who doesn't want any real responsibility other than being a full-time attention whore. Then she was nominated again and accepted. She won adminship due to hawtness, and her support vote were things like: "That's hot, Sharon!"; "I did "That's hot" first!"; and "Support based on her user page's self-portrait alone." This proves once again that Wikipedos think with their dicks.
She is a wiccan in The Silver Moon Coven and possibly an otherkin. As she is practicing evil magic, she is going to Hell where she will suck Satan's cock for eternity.
Hawtest Wikipedo eva
- She is not hawt - she is a skinny ana. Srsly: it'd be like poking a bicycle frame.
Apparently, she had too much hardcore wikisex (one bureaucratic fuck too many), and it finally caught up to her. She has not revealed the identity of the father, because she can't tell who of all the wikisucks she got laid with at Wiki-fukin-mania may be. Wikipedos went zOMG how fukin' sweet!, but srsly, they didn't give a shit. All they wanted was her to abort just to keep bangin' and knocking her up over and over.
For a few seconds she had her own Wikipedia article. Oops, balleted.
During her pregnancy, thanks to alcohol abuse*, she had a miscarriage of a down syndrome fetus baby.  Phaedriel got all emo and feeling butthurt, she vanished for many glorious months. But good things never last foreva. In June 2007, she came back and using either Google images or pictures of a friend's baby and she immediately quelled the rumor with a stock photo of a baby on her userpage. The love bombing saga continues...
*By the way, it's a fact that all American Indians are alcoholics.
Oh adoring morons, how I love thee
- Even Daniel Brandt thinks this little bitch's srlsy fucked up, and dedicated her his best quote eva:
—Tha bitch herself
—Yours truly, tha Wikislut
She wrote "poetry", even!
Only 14-year-old girls write that sort of stuff....
On Valentine's Day of 2006, Sharon wrote a long-winded post about how Wikipedia is her substitute for a boyfriend. The very fact that she went to Wikipedia to write a huge journal on Valentine's Day is only further evidence of how very lonely she is-- which is strange because she looks like pure fuck-meat. The reason for this post was a reply to a comment she heard (probably from this encyclopædia) that "Wikipedia is not a place for happy people," lulz. The rest of her journal had the thoughtful insight of a 16-year-old girl, going on about human nature and shit like that.
She puts on the persona of a strong-willed individual in this message, which isn't just lulzy in itself, because if anyone's reduced her to tears, its our lovely encyclopædia. The rest of the message is mostly just more pretentious Wikipedia-humping shit.
Phaedriel caught in a lie
She has said for a long time on her userpage, "Since I joined Wikipedia a couple of months ago, I must tell that never, ever, I've felt diminished nor discriminated in any way by another user."
- What about all the vandals and trolls who have put sexist and racist remarks out there?
- What about all the vandals and trolls who have went around saying "LOL Phaedriel miscarried" on Wikipedia?
Then others claimed she had a bad influence on children and was the one who convinced Nathanr to give into the constant flirting and seduction from a 15 year old internet slut even though Nathan didn't really want to. Moreover, Daniel Brandt even said, "It might be time to compile a list of gushy love-bombing messages from Phaedriel to minors at Wikipedia. This behavior by her is inappropriate."
Okay now, everyone, can you imagine if Phaedriel wasn't a hot woman, but instead a man doing all that love-bombing? He'd be instantly be branded as a pederast.
If she's never felt diminished nor discriminated against, then why is she always going on long wikibreaks to get away from all the attention she gets? She's an attention whore, so it's not likely that she leaves because the positive attention is too hard to handle.
Phaedriel and her minions <3 this article
Which would explain why they love to come here and vandalize the fuck out of everything.
All meant shit anyway. She disappeared from Wikipedia/switched to another cockpuppet in September 2007, and we haven't seen or smelt her since. Even ditched her Simple English account. Didn't say a word, didn't request desysop. Much unfinished lulz went to waste. Come back, Sharon, we're not finished with you yet!
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