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Pedobear
Pedobear or also Pædobear aka Roy Harms (born January 49th, 1949 in the Netherlands) is one of the more famous and long running 4chan memes. He actually originated from 2channel (2ちゃんねる, ni channeru, 2ch for short), Japanese Internet forum, where he was called Kuma (クマー), literally "Bear". Some argue the Japanese omitted the "Pedo-" prefix to avoid redundancy since most anything churned out in Japan is assumed to promote pedophilia.
While Kuma was generally lecherous, Pedobear became the mascot for 4chan's legion of knuckle-dragging pedophiles, targeting prepubescent girls, or "loli". Like King Leonidas and each subsequent wave of Lolcats, Pedobear is the subject of many bad photoshoppings, usually pasted into whatever piece of child pornography b-tards get their filthy paws on.
Pedobear has become so popular newfags and 12 year olds alike flock to /b/ under the impression that that they can find more "funny" Pedobear pictures. This is similar to the popularity brought on by the previously mentioned lolcats. Sadly some poorly informed Anonymous refer to him as Pedrobear believing that to be his real name.
Contents
- 1 Ancestry
- 2 ATTACKS ON PEDOBEAR
- 3 The Battle Begins
- 4 Another random faggot
- 5 An American Icon?
- 6 Old media recognition
- 7 Hitting Vancouver
- 8 Chillin with the Holy-See in Malta
- 9 To Jail He Goes
- 10 Crass Commercialism
- 11 A few of his favorite things…
- 12 Videos
- 13 Pedobear on Faux
- 14 ASCII
- 15 Unfair Prejudices
- 16 Gallery
- 17 Pedobear On The Lam
- 18 Pedobear on next gen consoles
- 19 Pedobear opens a PC repair store
- 20 Pedobear goes global and other fun facts
- 21 Disney and China
- 22 See Also
- 23 External Links
- 24 Also
Ancestry
According to this post by an oldfag, Pedobear originated as ASCII art on 2channel, simply named "Kuma" or "bear".
A mirror of the first evar 2channel thread with Kuma can be found here. (See post 590)
くまくま━━━━━━ヽ（ ・(ｪ)・ ）ノ━━━━━━ !!!
Over time on 2ch, posting Kuma ASCII art evolved into a call out of an obvious troll; Kuma would be pictured bursting into the thread to eat the "troll bait".
Then Anon got his hands on Kuma and the rest is history - the one time a meme got more perverted when moving away from Japan.
ATTACKS ON PEDOBEAR
Gaia Online
A recent update from the retarded developers of Gaia made it so you can no longer say or post Pedobear pics. This is because the developers are cowards and don't want to be raided by Anonymous (though of course making such a declaration increases the likelihood that Anonymous will raid). So to be sure they're protected, they're going to put up curtains, add an advanced security system, and put up phoneline trackers.
However, it is now known that Pedobear had infiltrated Gaia Online's servers some time ago. He can be seen by the sharp eyed to whistle innocently as he buys the little ones from vending machines and hits the forums with the intention of obtaining n00ds. See Gaia Online for more info. Pedobear is known to be secretely raeping Hannah Montana.
Gamespot
In typical faggotry, Gamespot has banned any avatars with Pedobear in them, and warns the user. They claim it is offensive.
Tinypic and Imageshack
Pedobear is also banned from both Tinypic and Imageshack.
Photobucket
"Pedobear is a violation of terms. We do not allow images of Pedobear and we are actively removing all images containing Pedobear. Sincerely, Your Photobucket Support Team."
Online Help Center: http://photobucket.com/tips.php FAQ's: http://photobucket.com/faq Support Forums: http://forums.photobucket.com Support Email: [email protected]"
Facebook (pending)
Recently on facebook, a group of moralfags took it upon themselves to remove pedo bear from the internets forever, failing completely to heed to the saying "what goes online stays online".
In a discussion with one of the admins on that page, it has also beeen revealed that she is in fact a god fag, meaning that she is 9000 times more self righteous than we originally thought.
The group can be found here:http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ban-Pedo-Bear-off-Face-Book-and-the-WEB/128095693884859 lol gone
DEVIANTART
TheShadowmistress, who is described by her friends as a RAGING LESBIAN, thought it would a good idea to directly attack the internet hate machine by claiming that anyone who gazed upon Pedobear was supporting child porn, rape, and Child Molesting. Ironically, shortly after this deviant-art site was found by anonymous, an entire month of posts went missing, minus her post saying that those who rallied to defend our beloved fictional furry child molester were uncivil and she was going to ignore us. /b/ and anonymous has been seen preparing to defend Pedobear against these accusations.
The Battle Begins
Shadowmistress posted a comment stating that Pedobear supported child pornography and that his image should be banned from Deviant-Art. Thus, memebers were enraged, and there was a massive battle of wits ultimatly ending in her hiding all comments she disliked, displeasing Anonymous.
On 15 November 2007, shadowy figures struck a mighty blow, though not even their heroic sallies of "UR TEH GHEY" or "Your a pedo" were able to stop her faggotry. No, she would not be content until she reported every single post of Pedo-bear.
The following day, 4chan struck again with slightly less force, but still enough to confuse deviantartlets wandering around the burnt-out wreckage of her Deviant gallery:
— - chase24 | ||
—- ~SOnicHerO100 | ||
'Tis truly a dark dark day for Pedobear; we have won the battle. Prepare for war. Recently there has been a rumor that Pedo-bear might actually be removed from Deviant-art. ONOES! Some Argue that this is a good thing. Most people disagree. However, there may be lulz if she is able to get Pedobear removed, since she is leaving The Internet permanently because her husband is returning from somewhere she is not clear about. Sources say that Anonymous has decided Not to raid DA, as if they are banning Memes It might result in less newfags. In reality it's because Anon is lazy. If Pedo-bear isn't allowed on DA, newfags will just post their art on the /b/ and /v/ instead.
Another random faggot
Another intelligent, sexy, and independant who basically said the same thing to someone he banned from his awesome chatroom was Morgan Miller, and was promptly hacked and permanently banned.
An American Icon?
Pedobear is an exclusive 100% American creation. From what has been observed, he can be generally found in Florida and has little interest to move to any other part of the world (except for vacations to Denmark)
Currently, even toddlers are being exploited by money grubbing American parents to appear TV shows such as Toddlers and Tiaras. Apparently, children don't find such shows entertaining. Guess who does? Pedobear sets his DVR to record the show.
It was Sinclair Lewis who said, "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." Similarly, Pedobear is usually Americanized to make him more politically correct. A pedobear with the stars and stripes in the background is more likely to be accepted than a pedobear without them.
Pedobear Stats for USA (Or Why Pedobear is proud to be American)
- There are more than 3 million reports of child abuse in the United States every single year.
- In the United States today, it is estimated that one out of every four girls is sexually abused before they become adults.
- The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services is now publicly advising parents that infants and young children are “sexual beings“.
- 67 percent of all sexual assault victims in America are children.
- The state of Illinois has actually been paying convicted sex offenders to babysit young children.
- 20 percent of all child sexual abuse victims are under the age of 8.
- According to researchers, convicted rapists in the United States report that two-thirds of their victims were under 18, and among those cases 58% said that their victims were 12 years old or younger.
- One out of every four teen girls in the United States now has an STD.
- Law enforcement officials estimate that about 600,000 Americans and about 65,000 Canadians are trading dirty child pictures online.
- In airports all over the country, many young children are being subjected to “enhanced pat-downs” during which their private parts are touched before they are allowed to get on to their airplanes.
- It is estimated that 500,000 babies that will be born this year will be sexually abused before they turn 18.
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USPS Supports Pedobear]
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You've got mail!
TIME approves
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Tactical Anti Pedobear Squad.
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Even the Education Department is into it!
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Notice how American UFOs only abduct loli. They are not interested in abducting senile people.
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Show your patriotism, faggot!
Old media recognition
With the new animu striking TV's, we can at last see him starring in! It took a bit too long, but we made it! Pedobear sighting in Portland Or [3] as people are butthurt over Pedobear being used to advertise a costume sale.
Pedobear as animu
The joy of teh...
Pedobear approves!
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Pedobear is fast.
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Pedobear in the award winning game Spore
Pedobear in Pat Buchanan article
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Pedobear is a skilled dancer. He is seen here attempting to lure loli with his wicked moves.
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As this picture illustrates, there have been Pedobear sightings since the late Victorian era.
Hitting Vancouver
In February 2008, a Polish newspaper reported[4] that one of the mascots for the Vancouver Winter Olympics was, in fact, Pedobear. Historians believe that this is the greatest lolocaust since a certain champion of the lulz decided to have a barbeque with die juden and proves the universally recognized point that Polish people are fucking stupid and should've been wiped about by Hitler years ago. HEIL!
Obviously the Dutch couldn't stay far behind. Perhaps the most internets 1.0 Dutch TV station, AVRO, printed in their in-house TV guide an article introducing the Vancouver mascots:
Chillin with the Holy-See in Malta
Pedobear is frequently mistaken for Pandas by southeast asians. Unfortunately, this was clearly a job for Shotacat, not Pedobear. Stencil fail.
To Jail He Goes
The illustrious Pedobear was just put into a juvenile delinquent correctional facility for pedophilia. Pedobear now inhabits this facility as a stuffed animal toy for kids who have no care for the world. While his "friends" may leave juvies when they are 18, he will be staying there for the remainder of the interwebz.
Crass Commercialism
Plush Doll
Pedobear has the distinction of being one of the first Internet memes to ascend to the level of a plush doll available for online purchase. SRSLY. Purchases presumably boost ad-revenue for ED. The truth of what's to come, however, is pretty obvious.
The dolls will be purchased mostly by pedophiles to lure little kids into their van.
For those keeping score:
- WINNERS
- ED - Ad revenue from sales
- PedoBearPlush.com - direct revenue from sale of dolls
- Pedophiles - will help molest moar children
- Chris Hansen - increased child sex crimes is good for business
- You - Resultant fallout will provide steady stream of Lulz which you'll hear about from ED.
- ???
- PROFIT: That's right. Another way to accrue pr0fit has been discovered and its based on little kids being molested.
- LOSERS
- Little kids - Gonna Be Raped
- Your soul - deriving entertainment tertiarily from child sex abuse is no way to win points with the boss, unless you pray to Satan. In which case Kudos!
Nintendo DS Video Game
Gameplay video
Movie Trailer
Robot
A few of his favorite things…
Pedobear Hot Spots
The world's most snuggly bear can be spotted out in a wide variety of kiddie-friendly locations. Here is a list of such places to look (or better yet, look OUT) for:
- Elementary/Primary schools...
- Playgrounds...
- Petting zoos...
- Daycare facilities...
- In malls during the Christmas and Easter holidays when kiddies get their picture taken with Santa or the Easter Bunny...
- Carnivals and fairgrounds...
- Any movie theater with a rated-G flick playing...
- TOYS 'R US...
- LEGOLAND...
- Ice-cream shops...
- Children's center at libraries...
- France...
- Child fitting-rooms at Wal-Mart...
- Hospital nurseries...
- Any busy town or city on Halloween night...
- McDonald's Play Place...
Middle school dancesTOO OLD- Disney World...
- Disney Land...
- Chuck E. Cheese's...
- Justin Bieber concerts...
- Twilight conventions
- Harry Potter conventions...
Videos
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Pedobear on Faux
ASCII
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Ownership, claimed by a real life pedophile
Unfair Prejudices
On 11/15/2010 Photobucket stated that any pictures that feature bears, such as our beloved pedobear, will be removed from their image hosting site. This obvious prejudice against animals and ultimately pedobear will not go unpunished.
Gallery
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I c what u did thar
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bath time
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DO A BARREL ROLL!
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Pedobear strikes again!
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Pedobear enjoying a cruise
Capcom's been hard at work.
"If you go down to the woods today..."
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An underage child went missing,screencaps leaked from top seekrit FBI records
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Calm down, PedoB. It's just a song!
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OH LAWWWD!
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Many lolis sure liek Pedokipz
Not even Hawaiian lolis are safe
Now available at TOYS 'R US...
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Pedobear angry that he can't get any.
Pedobear isn't prejudice by any means; he loves the black lolis, too!
Gander at your ward... Gander at her...
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There's no use hiding.
Pedobear's reference chart
Shit, he's everywhere!
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Pedobear on FarmVille
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An archived piece of winrar
"Dammit..."
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He heard correctly
2010 Vancouver Olympics
God loves bald men and Pedobears.
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Pedobear is always on the lookout for fresh meat.
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Introducing Lotso Bear, Pedobear's great-grandfather; he's an actor and molested Pedobear when he was little.
Pedobear fights the good fight.
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Pedobear scoring at a trekkie convention
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Girls love Pedobear
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The Bear pops in at a certain Dallas/Fort Worth area sandwich shop from time to time.
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Who else but Pedobear???
Do you see what I see?
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Pedobear and friends
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Pedobear gets his own TV show
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Can do!
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The hunt is on.
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Narrowly avoiding a sting operation.
Pedobear the Game - pre-order now at your local Game Stop!
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Pedobear's MSN avatar.
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Pedobear loves Communist children.
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So many lolis, so little time.
Warning Signs to be wary of
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Zombie lolis make Pedobear SAD.
The gang's all here.
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No Paul Franke they are mine!
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Bitches don't know bout Pedobear"s loli!
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Pedobear getting pwned by Chris Hansen.
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Clean your mouth before someone sees it!
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all done on paint, took fucking hours but the result shows what you can achieve with hard work.
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goth children love pedobear, too!
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PB can supposedly see (nekkid) loli's from space with naked eye.]]
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PedoChair
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Sorry, no swirlface!!1
Phroggy is jealous of pedobear.
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Okay, THIS BEAR can talk
Pedobear is subliminal.
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Sometimes he gets impatient
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Hit that before puberty does!
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loli??
Occasionally falls for the trap.
Just like Samus!
I didn't know she was 3.
Always by the book.
bros before hoes
PB SSJ Lvl2!
"I find your lack of loli disturbing."
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Pedobear cosplay
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lol wut
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Pedobear IRL
Run, Loli, run!
Pedo Bears later years
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She's too old for you, Pedobear
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Even Windows users are not safe.
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Next?
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I Loev hur
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Pedobear stalking his next loli. Poor loli.
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Approved!
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Pedobear dynamix entris x2 lol
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Pedobear can frequently be found hiding in the shadows at childrens' portrait studios.
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...when in doubt
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Oh you...
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No loli ?
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Pedobear is sneaky as fuck.
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TWO! TWO MOLESTING PEDOBEARS! AH AH AH! *thunderclap*
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Kids like Pokémanz, right?
Pedobear in his natural habitat: Chasing jailbait.
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One of Pedobear's ancestors sporting some vintage loli
Pedobear doesn't mind weeaboo lolis either, and will cosplay if need be.
Pedobear plays Tibia where he finds little children.
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Oh sweet, a pedobear.
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He appears very subtly in various places.
He will traverse the universe to get lolis.
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Gloomy PedoBear
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real pedobear
Pedobear toys!
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THESE AREN'T LOLI, THEY'RE TOO OLD! SAVE ME!
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LOLI FTW!
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Pedobear stalking a Little Sister
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Pedobear orgies are common.
Another day, another victim
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In India, "Child Bear" is a deity unto which you must sacrifice your lolis.
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The children have a new friend to play with
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Never trust a certain "Dr P Bear" with your kids
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MOAR PIKACHU PLZ OM NOM NOM NOM
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Goodnight sweet prince. NEVAR FORGET!
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Loliwut?
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The signed portrait, in a shitty black frame (surfaced 07.17.2008)
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black person
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Pedobear's has a much more successful cousin
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Pedobear only rides CP Railways when he travels
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The only destination for Pedobear
The truth behind pedobear
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He isn't looking for honey...
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PedoBoo from Super Mario Bros. 3
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Pedobear hates seeing things like this, ugh.
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Pedobear once played Gaia
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Always prepared.
PB doesn't discriminate
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Even elevators aren't safe
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Watch out kids!
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Pedobear executes a tactical child grab.
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Pedobear loves naked children running around.
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Even Herman Li supports Pedobear.
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Pedobear IRL.
Mormon pedobear
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Hmm...
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Pedobear cultist chases after his prey.
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I hate you, Milkman Pedobear.
Hesitation: Pedobear has none.
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Pedobear's African loving cousin?
Pedobear mourns for the death of a kindred soul.
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Pedobear Love this Disney Girl "Madison Pettis"
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He has political influence
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Pedobear Fanclub
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Pedobear & friends
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Pedobear at Comic-Con 2009
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Apple Special Event September 2009
Pedobear in children's literature
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He'll hit her FTW!
ALL ABOARD!!
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I lol'd
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This Pedobear Love The Little Sweet Stephanie Tanner!
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Sick Pedobear Meet his Favorite Child Actress in the Park!
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Sometimes when he's really enjoying himself, Pedobear freezes up.
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Pokerface pedobear, as double agent on a mission for Dateline NBC; Uses pseudobear as a scapegoat
Busted!
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Pedobear finally gets his dick wet
Pedobear On The BBC, Mar 2010
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Just for the children[1].
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This Pedobear dick feel wet and want her so bad!
Look for the bear
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A challenger appears
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And he was so worried about Chris Hansen...
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Stephanie loves pedobear
..in every position
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Canada is officially the first country to have Pedobear in a Colonel format.
Welcome to the club, young lady
He can't wait to get in(uit)
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Pedd State Mascot
pedobear luring kids on Discovery Channel
Kindercatch is one of Pedobear's pseudonyms
He sometimes viciously devours his victims
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Pedobear's origin
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Pedobear is SRS BUSINESS!
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Pedobear On The Lam
The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department has put out an All Points Bulletin on Pedobear, claiming that he is now the adopted mascot of pedophiles everywhere.
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The Sheriff's Department has advised citizens spotting Pedobear to immediately contact the Sexual Assault Felony Enforcement division at 805-781-4550.
Pedobear on next gen consoles
Pedobear flips out after not being invited to a birthday party and starts murderous rampage as a "naughty bear".
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It has been higly advised by the reviewers, not to play this game.
Pedobear opens a PC repair store
In order to facilitate distribution of CP across the world, Pedobear also opened his own computer repair store in Florida, conveniently named "CP Distributor". It works much like any other repair firm, but additionally installs two encrypted hard drives packed with CP in your PC and Firefox with bookmarks to most popular CP websites. An ad published in America’s Favorite Coupon Book highlighted all these benefits.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/creepy-pedobear-stars-sex-offenders-ad-984357
Pedobear goes global and other fun facts
In a small northern sithole called "Finland", a finnish designer and clothing store owner Kari Seppälä held an contest for a new children design and somehow pedobear themed shirt claimed the first place in the contest. This ofcourse caused massive drama and butthurt among moms across the country, thus Seppälä were forced to withdraw their new hit product before it even saw the light of day.
This is very sad, since it would have ensured much lulz to see lolies wearing pedobear t-shirts at school..
Disney and China
Xi Jinping who is secretly Winnie the Pooh created the coronavirus so loli doctors would take his temperature.
See Also
- Andrew Erickson
- Bill Schmalfeldt
- Carlos Deangelo Bell
- Colonel Russell Williams
- Chris Hansen
- Domo-kun (enemy)
- Gaia Online
- Interpol Hunt SwirL-Face
- Irish282
- John Mark Karr
- Kidnapping
- Madeleine McCann
- Mark Foley
- One Piece - SAUCE!
- Pandas
- 4chan
- Pedopals
- Peter Sotos
- Plush Pedobear
- Pope
- Ricky Lee Barmore - White trash pedophile father of white trash reply whore MeganSpeaks.
- Shotacat
External Links
- Zombears - Shoot the popular pedobear
Pedobaer.comClosed due to law- PedoBearPics: Now, no forum (or child) is safe
- Chan4Chan GagSpace: Large pedobear collection from the realtime mirror, regular update
- FINALLY! A PEDOBEAR YAHOO CLUB!
- z0r.de: Pedo Pedo Pedo Pedo Pedo Pedo Loli Loli
- SheezyArt
- Kingof-Kings Livejournal: Pedo-pedo-pedo-pedo!
Merchandise
- PedobearPlush: Proceeds go towards ED and Lulz
- CatchKuma: distributor of CuddleBear merchandise
- BigFishGames
- i-Pedo
- Wikipedia's computer parts distribution advertisement
News
- Huffington Post: This man tried to turn his cat into a pedocat
- Outdoor Lodge: Pedro's bear
- Guardian UK: Pedomouse
- UniProt: Pedobacteria
- Maine Today's Press Herald: If he knows what's good for him, he'll stay out of Maine.
- 11 Alive: IRL Pedobear tries to molest girlscout
- Inquisitr: Al-Qaeda hiding behind Pedobear for British terror attacks!
This just in! Pedophiles are adopting 'Pedo Bear' as their mascot! Call the sheriff if you see Pedo Bear!At least MSN realized how bullshit that article was.- Pedobear has recently become a father.
- TheWeek.co.UK: Pedobear Panic: police lie about man in the PB fursuit assaulting children, turns out he was just giving out candy and not a sex offender
Tubes
Pedobear makes his presence on GodTube.BALEETED- Pedobear explained
What is Love?-The Pedobear EditionCLOSED DUE TO JEWSmmmmmm pedobear's favoriteBANANA'D
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