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    Pants on the ground

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    Pants on the Ground is an example of a meme that became an old meme simultaneously with its creation. In fact, the Pants on the Ground meme propagated itself so quickly that it was actually unfunny before it was funny, creating a pime taradox. It began when most black people started to turn to rap instead of activism. During season 9 of American Idol when General Larry Platt, a 62 year old activist bravely stood up to the world and made a song trolling every rapper with the song 'Pants on the Ground'. Despite it being unfunny, successful troll is successful.

    Soon after that, this song being a anthem for every fucking wigger out there, and they sing it all the time in public places such as Black neigborhoods and KFC thinking it makes them look black person, but they fail epically.


    There have been almost infinitely many parodies and covers of this song in the days following the airing of the original episode.



    The performance of a lifetime.

    Lyrics

    Pants on the ground
    Pants on the ground
    Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground
    With the gold in your mouth
    Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
    Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
    Walkin' down town with your pants on the ground
    get it up!!
    HEY! got your pants off the ground
    lookin like a fool, walkin talking
    with your pants on the ground
    get it up
    hey get them pants off the ground
    Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground
    Gold in your mouth
    Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
    Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
    Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground
    

    Redux

    Much like viruses, as memes move from host to host, they mutate to fit their environment and get worse with every iteration.

    Larry Platt DEAD??? RUMORZ OMG

    A totally legit internets gossip site named Celebjihad.com ran a report about Gen. Platt being killed by fellow niggas outside a 7-11 while he was singing his smash hit. The niggas were just enjoying looking for white jailbait ass like every good nigra boy, but Platt was having a problem with their descending pants, and they began beating his ass to death. They ran away before the Chink cashier could catch them.

    Sorry, according to CBS News Atlanta that is false

    VIDS


    Neil Young FTW

    Beating a dead horse.

    Autotune your pants off the ground.

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