⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Parents for the Online Safety of Children
Work by Internet detectives suggested that the POSC may never have existed at all, except as a front for some guy who enjoys making up semi-fake charities and convincing people to send him money. The same guy ran a charity for earthquake victims that was also suing Wikipedia, and he himself enjoyed threatening to sue people for trademark infringement because they used his name.
This, however, was incorrect, because the press releases were sent out by trolls to various websites, one run by Greg Lloyd Smith who then used the press release without crediting the original site, and instead supplanting his, that fuck. This just goes to show that internet detectives don't know what they're talking about. I do, since I wrote the goddamn press release, fucktards. I lol'ed when wikifuck internet detectives can't get their research right.
Funny Quotes/Paraphrases from Their Work
Direct proof of an invasion of perverts into wikipedia's administration is proven by the user ContiE. This person is interested in his hobbies of BDSM and furries. What are furries? What is a furry? Furries are characterized by their deviant lifestyle of having sex with animals. ContiE is a wikipedia admin. His contribution history is rife with animal rape. ContiE ensures the pervert point of view is protected.
Bushytails is another of The Furry Subculture that doesn’t believe in "traditional gender roles". He's contributed to wikipedia by writing the article for strap-on dildos and taking 450 pictures of them. No shit, srsly...
Wikipedian Zetawolf admits on his website that, "I like computers and animals - the last being one of the more significant here. You see, I have a sexual attraction to animals. Though, if you got here, you probably figured that out by now, hm?" This perv can be reached through [email protected], zetawolf on AOL Instant Messenger, or http://www.livejournal.com/users/zetawoof/
When STrRedWolf isn't defending animal-rape on wikipedia, he's busy drawing a weasel entertaining a mutated tiger and some sort of poorly drawn animal fondling the beach balls of another animal. This material is downright disgusting and vulgar, and these kind of people are allowed into wikipedia freely.
One user, who goes by the name of Zanthalon, writes on his profile, "Many of you have commented that the majority of my edits are on pedophilia-related articles. This is an area of interest for me since I am myself a pedophile, a girllover to be specific." He then goes on to add the standard disclaimer that is echoed by many convicted child molesters, "I would stress, however, that, I am not a child molester, having never broken the law or engaged in any intimate physical activities with any persons under the statutory age of consent".
Zanthalon is not without fellow pedophiles at WikiPedia. LuxOfTKGL shares pleasantries with his friend Zanthalon, and says that it is "nice to see you here." You see, Zanthalon and LuxOfTKGL keep in touch on a frequent basis outside of WikiPedia, as they're quite familiar with each other. They're part of the pedophile underground that has infiltrated WikiPedia.
LuxOfTKGL is a self-admitted "girl-oriented childlover" and a "born-again Christian." Quite clearly one can see the recent scandals of pedophiles infiltrating the Catholic church for easy access to children, and there is no doubt that LuxofTKGL is following the same pattern. Especially when one reads what LuxOfTKGL has to write about sexual relations with children. Keep in mind he is a friend of Zanthalon, who claims to not have had any sexual relationship with children:
"I would like to see child-orientated pedophiles, openly allowed to be around children, without having to keep the issue of their sexuality a secret. I would like to see the public, come to accept that such peoples are not dangerous, and that having them around children, or even trusting them with the care of a child, is not a risk. "We have a long way to go before such goals can be achieved, but I try as I may, whenever I can, to open the eyes of the ignorant on this matter, and ask for their understanding.
"I live as a GOD worshipping, child-lover, Blessed as long as I long as I put him first". But I put children second."
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