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Over 9000
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND! or just Over 9,000 was an over-used meme that was started by the Japanese anime show Dragon Ball Z, where characters would use Scouters to detect power levels. This meme was cuntpasted many, many times and it's not funny anymore. Some argue that "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND" is the new challenger of "at least 100", but they don't realize that "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND" is a 4chan meme and that it, like all 4chan memes, got stale at most one week after its creation due to repetitive abuse, if not because it wasn't funny from the beginning. This meme has even been used by basketball legend Michael Jordan saying "I've missed OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND shots...and that's why I'm successful." Unsurprisingly, this meme has been used over nine thousand times. It did, however, achieve epic status in what is arguably the greatest troll evar, when Oprah was tricked in to saying "over 9,000 penises" despite the troll's obvious nature.
"Over 9,000" is also recreated in the Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit video game. It was also recreated in its prequel, Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3", but no one gives a shit about that game.
It's Over 9,000! the book was published on September 9, 2009, explaining the meme and analyzing Goku and Vegeta's psychological worldviews.
When searching "Over 9,000" on TOW, Project Chanology appears as the third hit. No one knows why.
Contents
The meme
The original meme went something like this:
- Nappa: VEGETA! What does the Scouter say about his power level?
- Vegeta: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! *crushes Scouter*
- Nappa: WHAT, NINE THOUSAND!?
The original scene from Dragon Ball Z
Things that are over 9,000
- Number of retarded people who found their way onto the Internets.
- The amount of times your mom gets fucked as a prostitute (Lol she does it for free).
- The IQ in negative of most retarded human beings.
- The number of times an aspie gets shit on per month. Aspies are faggots!
- The fans on the Good Game facebook page which they brag about.
- The amount of brain cells Chris-Chan is missing.
- An estimate of how many times Chris-Chan has drunken his splooge in Fanta Orange Soda.
- The number of times you wank in an average week.over
- The number of zombies VVendettas puts on his maps
- The amount of articles in this wiki.
- The number of times your mom regretted not aborting you.
- The amount of genders that Tumblr users have created.
- The number of calories fat people eat per day.
Things that are literally over 9,000
If you actually believe in the above list of Things that are Over 9,000 as literally true, you are probably a gullible, lulzless cretin who should probably be subject to eugenics. Here are some things that are ACTUALLY OVER 9,000.
- The amount of Jews that Adolf Hitler killed. Here`s another fun fact! This is ACTUALLY the amount of Jews killed sometimes within a single day by Hitler!
- Kim Peek-a-boo, a now dead super-genius asspie, has LITERALLY MEMORIZED THE CONTENT OF OVER 9,000 BOOKS, WORD FOR WORD! Too bad he probably didn't spend any of his precious time memorizing all of the content on Encyclopedia Dramatica before it was crushed by the landwhale-woman, Girlvinyl. But oh wait, Encyclopedia Dramatica.ch's slogan is actually Nothing of Value Was Lost, so that means ED's content was probably not worth his time remembering in the first place. That's kinda ironic since one of his favorite hobbies was to memorize heaping piles of boring-ass TL;DW books like all the phone numbers in phone books lol.
- The total number of cases and deaths caused by Coronavirus
— Ironically, that quote was from some asspie neuroscientists studying a fellow asspie who probably knows more information about neuroscience than the neuroscientists |
Videos
Over 9,000 penises. Previous Video | Next Video |
Gallery
- Boner level.jpeg
- Phelps2.gif
It's over 9,000 Phelps!
- Over-9000-book-cover.png
Cover art for the Over 9,000! book by Derek Padula.
- PrinnyHeroOver9th.png
Prinny: Can I Really Be the Hero? (PSP) making use of the meme.
- Oldmemeisold.jpg
Words cannot accurately describe how fucking full of fail this is.
- WHAT9000.jpg
AND THEY'RE RAPING THE CHILDREN???
- Over9000 channels.JPG
Fuck, we can watch OVER 9,000 channels now!!
- OVA9000.jpg
- Fajita.JPG
SOBRA NUEVEMIILLL!
- Vegetomas.jpg
¿Qué, 9,000?
- Oprah Belair.JPG
Over 9,000 penors.
- Overnynethousands.jpg
- WHAT9000!.jpg
>9,000.
- Mudkip1 9000.jpg
not 9,000!!??
- Lulzcat.jpg
It's ovar NINE THOUSAAAAAND!
- Gaijin4koma9000.png
Gaijin4koma.
- Legolasscouter.jpg
Legolas sees the power.
- Overnein.jpg
Oh lawds the death rate of the Jews is OVAR NEIN THOUSANDDDD!!!
- Over9000 emote style.gif
What being over 9,000 really means.
- What9000.jpg
Around 4 million actually.
- 9000nyoron.jpg
- Rapjap23.jpg
- JWs got it right.jpg
The Jehovah's Witnesses got it right.
- Furry9000.JPG
Even furfags can go over 9,000.
- 5435355354.jpg
- Over9000sparta.jpg
- HAL9000v.jpg
WHAT THE HAL!?
- KHANWHAT.JPG
WHAAAAAAAAAT!?
- Lolwut9000.png
- Mimethousand.jpg
Even emo fags can reach over 9,000.
- Emochinover9000.png
- Banned until past 9000.jpg
- Mahmoud-9001-bitches.jpg
Mahmoud agrees.
- Reiscouter1.jpg
Rei knows it's over 9,000.
- Vegeta crush.GIF
- Over9000crush.png
- Prlvllulz.jpg
Bell....has....a dick?!
Not even wikipedos are safe.
- Epic fail GET.png
- Over9000rodsz.jpg
- Phailepedia.gif
- Energy Bill Over 9000.jpg
Courtesy of sci.
- Over9000names.jpg
Many names indeed.
- Over9000exploitable.jpg
The exploitable version.
- Over9000stockmarket.jpg
What does the Scouter say about the Dow Jones? IT'S UNDER 9,000!!!
- 1181021829591lx4.jpg
Every baby can take up to 9,000 degrees in the microwave. DO IT FAGGOT!!!
- StocksUnder9Thousand.jpg
DowJonesLULZ!
- What 9000.JPG
StockLULZ!
- Ngbbs4a73539b5ca1b.jpg
Even used by Australian politicians.
See also
- ALL CAPS
- Anime
- At least 100
- Dragon Ball Z
- Kate's Birthday
- Less than 9000
- Only 2 percent
- Oprah
- ROBOT9000
- THE BEST
- YouTube
External links
- 15px UkrDramatica's article on the over 9,000 meme
- Over 9,000 people have been bitten by stray dogs in Bucharest
- India, Kashmir: over 9,000 women raped and molested
- ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND..... dot com
- Over 9,000 penises.
- How to Score 9,000 Points in 48 Hours - This article shows you how to get your Xbox 360 Gamerscore over 9,000.
- Over 9,000! - Ventrillo Harassment!
- Network scan reveals over 9,000 programs on the network
- 9,000 mothers butthurt by their dead babies
- Over 9,000 people, all failing to prevent over 9,000 pedophiles from raping Maddie lol
- It's Over 9,000! the book.
b/473/over-nein-thousand: Over nein-thousand GET
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Over 9000 | Succeeded by So i herd u liek mudkip |