⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
The Furangina "Naturally juicy" advert was spewed like a rope of Godless pulpy horror from the tip of the Eiffel Tower onto an unsuspecting world around the end of 2007. While anthropomorphic animals have been used in a fairly close-to-the-trotter manner to shill products before, none of them had quite got as far using fruit juice to imply forced lactation and giant Orangina bottles to simulate Doug Winger-style macrophile futa bukkake.
It will probably go down in history as the shock campaign which affected normal people and Anonymous with equal force. Those who were aware of the tropes to which it was paying homage were horrified that someone actually got this shit on television, while those who weren't were left either murmuring under the chair in a fetal ball or rushing to the mailbox to cancel their subscription to The Bible. Even some furries themselves find this commercial at least awkward to watch, since most seem to be used to their ten-penis, fifty-vagina'd hermaphroditic buttsecks being cartoony as opposed to realistic.
Speaking of hermaphroditic buttsecks, only male peacocks have the faggy tail feathers, yet the ones in the video also had tits. Peacocks indeed.
Britchan Declares WAR (o noes!)
UK Anons are presently trying to get the ad removed for great justice. You can help by adding moar letters saying it offends your religion to this address:
Tel: 020 7492 2222
Mid-City Place 71 High Holborn LondonWC1V 6QT
UPDATE: epic ad burns anon haha DISREGARD THAT I'M A FILTHY FURFAG
—James Donaghy, The Guardian
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
A company called "Cascade Beer" released a video that isn't nearly as sexual, but still pretty fucking creepy. Especially at the end.
- Orangina-bear (orangina 2).jpg
- Orangina-penguin (orangina1).jpg
A penguin? SRSLY?
- YIFF! The Musical Another disgusting song-and-dance
- Zeta toy
- ZOO: The Movie This time with moar hyoomans
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