⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️

There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.

Æ Roadmap

  • Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
  • Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
  • Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
  • Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
  • .onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
  • CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
  • Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
  • Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)

  • Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.

    If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.

    You can also email me via [email protected]

    Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.

    Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021! - aediot



    OpenGraphics

    From Encyclopedia Dramatica
    Jump to navigation Jump to search
    File:Beastpaint-cheetah.jpg
    Last OpenGraphics developers' meeting
    File:Popeee.jpg
    3D graphics rendered beautifully on OpenGraphics

    OpenGraphics is a project whereby a large group of Linux-using sexual deviants are attempting to design a video card with which they can visualize explicit sex scenes with children and other victims while being free as in freedom.

    Current Project Status

    The OpenGraphics project has presently stalled. This is suspected to be due to the project team spending more time eating Pocky than actually doing any development work. Most of the project team believes that magical fairies called FPGAs will make the project work.

    Reactions

    The OpenGraphics project has caused much anguish in the corporate world. This is because there are millions of sane developers whose personal livelihoods depend on these deviants not being free. To counteract the problem, they have anonymously mailed lots of furry porn to the development mailing lists, hoping to cause the project to fall apart. This effort appears to have succeeded.