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    Oovoo is a camwhore's favorite software to communicate with their clients. It has been proved that camwhore's don't use Skype very often because you can't connect to your clients in a 4-way-call like you can on Oovoo. Oovoo is also heavily used by 16-year-old girls and 13-year-old boys. Apparently ooVoo was made for two different operating systems Windows & Mac OS X. Sorry Linux users, you penguin faggots are out of gas. Unlike Skype, even if you're making a toll-free-number call to somewhere, you still need to pay for credits. So basically, there is no way to troll here. Oovoo isn't only used by camwhores and teens, but it is also used by many pedophiles. What pedophile wouldn't use ooVoo? That's like saying no to protected sex.

    File:Oovoofail.jpg
    Typical Oovoo video chat session


    Typical ooVoo Conversation

    Emilio Estevez:  (6:17 PM)  
    im gay
    Devn :  (6:18 PM)  
    That makes two of us darling
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:18 PM)  
    like forreal, i like boys
    Devn :  (6:19 PM)  
    You hacked?
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:19 PM)  
    lol what ?
    Devn :  (6:20 PM)  
    You hacked? Is someone else using your account?
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:20 PM)  
    no its me Sean dude
    Devn :  (6:20 PM)  
    Well I'm gay too
    Devn :  (6:20 PM)  
    Lets date
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:21 PM)  
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Baddest-Females/122527641178830
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:21 PM)  
    this page makes my dick so hard man
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:21 PM)  
    but i cant jerk off anymore
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:21 PM)  
    i cant cum by masturbation
    Devn :  (6:22 PM)  
    why
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:22 PM)  
    idk, im too used to head
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:22 PM)  
    and actually cumming in someones mouth
    Devn :  (6:22 PM)  
    you said yer gay
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:22 PM)  
    preferablyy my bitch
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:22 PM)  
    or some cute white boy
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:22 PM)  
    but there none here
    Devn :  (6:23 PM)  
    Are you serious?
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:23 PM)  
    ive never had any sort of sexual contact with another guy recently
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:23 PM)  
    just when i lived in another county
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:23 PM)  
    i would wrestle with friends
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:23 PM)  
    and get pretty hard
    Devn :  (6:24 PM)  
    ah
    Devn :  (6:24 PM)  
    You think I'm a cute white boy :3
    Devn :  (6:24 PM)  
    ???
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:25 PM)  
    honestly ive never seen your face, but any white boy with hair is cute to me. i just need to see the bod, you gotta be skinny
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:25 PM)  
    or a lil chubby
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:25 PM)  
    no muscle
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:25 PM)  
    im all muscle
    Devn :  (6:25 PM)  
    I'm a lil chub
    Devn :  (6:26 PM)  
    I'll send a picture message of me to you on my cell haha, this is gay
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:26 PM)  
    lolol gay 
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:26 PM)  
    and i like grabbing on to a lil meat when wrestling
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:26 PM)  
    blake (my last bitch) was like 5'9
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:26 PM)  
    im 5'3
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:26 PM)  
    but he was chubby and weak
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:26 PM)  
    and 13 <.<
    Devn :  (6:27 PM)  
    haha
    
    Devn is currently offline and will receive your message the next time s/he signs in. (6:27 PM)
    
    
    Devn  has signed in. (6:30 PM)
    
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:30 PM)  
    lol look at those tiny arm
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:30 PM)  
    s
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:30 PM)  
    if we were in jail id protect you
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:30 PM)  
    for some great head
    Devn :  (6:30 PM)  
    ahha
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:31 PM)  
    id cum right in your mouth for no particular reason
    Devn :  (6:31 PM)  
    thats fuckin hot
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:31 PM)  
    probably stick my cum right in your throat
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:31 PM)  
    *cock
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:31 PM)  
    and bust
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:32 PM)  
    so it goes down your mouth as im hiting your gag reflex
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:32 PM)  
    simple swallow
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:32 PM)  
    you wont even taste it
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:32 PM)  
    you'll just feel the warmth
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:32 PM)  
    (no homo)
    Devn :  (6:32 PM)  
    Yeah,\
    Devn :  (6:32 PM)  
    No homo
    Devn :  (6:32 PM)  
    That sounded preee homo to me
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:33 PM)  
    then i'd probably go fuck some whore
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:33 PM)  
    just so i dont feel gay
    Devn :  (6:33 PM)  
    haha
    Devn :  (6:33 PM)  
    Its not gay to fuck dudes
    Devn :  (6:33 PM)  
    Its gay to enjoy it heavily
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:33 PM)  
    i just feel as though humans are very sexual animals and to deny this urge is to against our humanity
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:33 PM)  
    im not a whore
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:34 PM)  
    but i love kissing bitches necks that go to my school
    Devn :  (6:34 PM)  
    I look at boys in my school and say oh yeah, I'd love to get that
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:34 PM)  
    and at the same time i'll giggle as my gay fat friend whispers weird shit in my ear
    Devn :  (6:34 PM)  
    Sames with bitches of course
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:34 PM)  
    im very shy though, internet is definately different than reality
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:34 PM)  
    the only reason im not a virgin/have a girlfriend is cause im pretty attractive
    Devn :  (6:34 PM)  
    I just started my new simester today, 
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:34 PM)  
    i dont talk to any girls or anyone
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:35 PM)  
    just wait for them to come to me
    Devn :  (6:35 PM)  
    And I'm shy cus I have new classes
    Devn :  (6:35 PM)  
    I wish I could wait for people
    Devn :  (6:35 PM)  
    But if I did
    Devn :  (6:35 PM)  
    I wouldn't do anything
    Devn :  (6:35 PM)  
    I plan everything I do, I'm usually not invited to anything, I have the parties...
    Devn :  (6:35 PM)  
    It makes me feel shitty
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:35 PM)  
    im a senior in high school
    Devn :  (6:35 PM)  
    Cus If I don't make the move, they won't...
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:35 PM)  
    you've gone to more parties than i have
    Devn :  (6:35 PM)  
    I'm a freshman
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:35 PM)  
    i havent gone to a single one
    Devn :  (6:36 PM)  
    :C
    Devn :  (6:36 PM)  
    I haven't had sex...
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:36 PM)  
    or to the club
    Devn :  (6:36 PM)  
    I am heavily Bisexual, fuck, I've had a boyfriend once
    Devn :  (6:36 PM)  
    I'm not in it for love though
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:36 PM)  
    i love my girlfriend
    Devn :  (6:36 PM)  
    I wish I could have a bro that I would have sex with
    Devn :  (6:36 PM)  
    I love girls
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:36 PM)  
    thats one of the reasons im not a man whore
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
    but i wanna fuck a white boy in the ass
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
    and pull his soft ass hair
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
    smell it
    Devn :  (6:37 PM)  
    I love and cherish girls
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
    run my hands through it
    Devn :  (6:37 PM)  
    I just wanna fuck a dude so bad though
    Devn :  (6:37 PM)  
    no joke
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
    same here
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
    when id wrestle with blake
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
    id put him in a missionary hold
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
    and dry hump his ass
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
    he wouldnt even know
    Devn :  (6:37 PM)  
    haha
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
    he was young enough to where i could groom him
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:38 PM)  
    but not too young to where it be sick to me
    Devn :  (6:38 PM)  
    How old?
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:38 PM)  
    like 11-13 throughout my time knowing him
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:38 PM)  
    but bigger than me
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:38 PM)  
    just weaker
    Devn :  (6:38 PM)  
    haha
    Devn :  (6:38 PM)  
    Yer tiny
    Devn :  (6:38 PM)  
    :D
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:38 PM)  
    lol i am
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:38 PM)  
    im 5'3
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:38 PM)  
    150 lbs
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:39 PM)  
    trying to get ridiculously muscular
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:39 PM)  
    and toned
    Devn :  (6:39 PM)  
    I weight a lot :C
    Devn :  (6:39 PM)  
    I need to work out more
    Devn :  (6:39 PM)  
    ANd eat less
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:39 PM)  
    if you work out you'll eat more
    Devn :  (6:39 PM)  
    I mean, like, just jog
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:39 PM)  
    oh true
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:39 PM)  
    id still fuck you up
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:39 PM)  
    and molest you
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:40 PM)  
    shit id suck a dick
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:40 PM)  
    good as fuck
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:40 PM)  
    every bitch ive made suck my dick ive had to instruct on how to do it
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:40 PM)  
    wishing i could do it myself
    
    tyler. has joined the chat session. (6:40 PM)
    
    Devn :  (6:40 PM)  
    You saw my pic?
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:40 PM)  
    lmao hell yeah
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:40 PM)  
    shit was cute
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:40 PM)  
    you look like a lil girl
    tyler.:  (6:41 PM)  
    damn xD what are u talkin about
    Devn :  (6:41 PM)  
    ?
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:41 PM)  
    just cause im short and mixed race doesnt mean i dont have one of them big black dicks either 
    Devn :  (6:41 PM)  
    haha
    Devn :  (6:41 PM)  
    I've seen it O.o
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:42 PM)  
    lol you did
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:42 PM)  
    but it wasnt hard
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:42 PM)  
    it was flacid
    tyler.:  (6:42 PM)  
    -_________________________-
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:42 PM)  
    my friend showed me his shaven shit on webcam a few days ago
    Devn :  (6:42 PM)  
    HAHA
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:42 PM)  
    [[lie|he's totally hetero though]]
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:42 PM)  
    it was so skinny
    Devn :  (6:42 PM)  
    I THINK MY FRIEND IS IN HERE
    
    Devn :  (6:42 PM)  
    FUCK
    Devn :  (6:42 PM)  
    WE AIN'T GAY
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:42 PM)  
    oh, no homo
    Devn :  (6:42 PM)  
    FUCK
    Devn :  (6:42 PM)  
    FUCK
    Devn :  (6:42 PM)  
    FUCK
    Devn :  (6:42 PM)  
    FUCK
    tyler.:  (6:42 PM)  
    qqqqqqqqqqqquuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffffffffffffffffffffffff
    Devn :  (6:42 PM)  
    Why are you in here?
    tyler.:  (6:42 PM)  
    quief
    tyler.:  (6:42 PM)  
    quief
    tyler.:  (6:42 PM)  
    quief
    tyler.:  (6:42 PM)  
    quief
    Devn :  (6:43 PM)  
    Why are you in here?
    tyler.:  (6:43 PM)  
    quief
    tyler.:  (6:43 PM)  
    idk
    Devn :  (6:43 PM)  
    ...
    Devn :  (6:43 PM)  
    FUCK
    tyler.:  (6:43 PM)  
    ..... fuck a duck
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:43 PM)  
    ...
    tyler.:  (6:43 PM)  
    .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
    Devn :  (6:43 PM)  
    Sean, is your real name emilio?
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:44 PM)  
    nahh my names Sean Fernando Lopez
    Devn :  (6:44 PM)  
    Why so hispainic, yer a nig right?
    Devn :  (6:44 PM)  
    Tyler here is hispainic
    Devn :  (6:44 PM)  
    :P
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:44 PM)  
    im a dominiggercan
    tyler.:  (6:44 PM)  
    ima sped!
    Devn :  (6:44 PM)  
    You mean spic*
    Devn :  (6:44 PM)  
    Sped means special education
    tyler.:  (6:45 PM)  
    idfc and woo im a retard then
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:45 PM)  
    my boogers are white like my fathers gooey affection
    Devn :  (6:45 PM)  
    So, as we were talking about
    Devn :  (6:45 PM)  
    Tyler, would you like to join?
    tyler.:  (6:45 PM)  
    suree
    Devn :  (6:45 PM)  
    We were talking about bisexuality
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:45 PM)  
    well more like homosexuality
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:45 PM)  
    i was saying i have a really long crooked unkempt black dick
    Devn :  (6:46 PM)  
    Sean here is straight, his girlfriend is fuckin hot as shit
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:46 PM)  
    like 20 times darker than my actual complexion
    tyler.:  (6:46 PM)  
    ohhh so is mine my girlfrind is also hott as shit
    Devn :  (6:46 PM)  
    Sean is basically white
    Devn :  (6:46 PM)  
    You have a girlfriend?
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:46 PM)  
    we can trade pics ( ; 
    tyler.:  (6:46 PM)  
    yes i do im dateing brianna segada
    Devn :  (6:47 PM)  
    I'm interested in the bitches too
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:47 PM)  
    ive always wanted to date a spic whore
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:47 PM)  
    and a white whore
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:47 PM)  
    im working at hollister this summer so hopefully i'll get the chance
    tyler.:  (6:47 PM)  
    haha she actually is a spic lol
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:47 PM)  
    i could tell
    tyler.:  (6:48 PM)  
    haha how is that
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:48 PM)  
    the last name <.<
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:48 PM)  
    devn have you ever jerked off to pics of my girlfriend?
    Devn :  (6:48 PM)  
    Sadly, yes
    tyler.:  (6:48 PM)  
    ahaha oh yeahh she osnt look mexican thoo
    Devn :  (6:49 PM)  
    Sorry to say
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:49 PM)  
    lol i like that shit
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:49 PM)  
    what did you imagine doing to her?
    tyler.:  (6:49 PM)  
    and devn xD
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:49 PM)  
    i kinda want my girlfriend to let me run a train on her
    Devn :  (6:49 PM)  
    Fuckin her dude
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:49 PM)  
    but id feel bad afterwards
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:49 PM)  
    like HOW fucking her ?
    Devn :  (6:49 PM)  
    Like, she's perfect
    Devn :  (6:49 PM)  
    Shes like, emo hair, dark skin
    Devn :  (6:49 PM)  
    Perfect in everyway
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:49 PM)  
    lmao
    Devn :  (6:49 PM)  
    You got it good homie
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:49 PM)  
    shes trying to be scene
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:50 PM)  
    and she can suck cock like a fucking pro
    tyler.:  (6:50 PM)  
    so is my girlfrieendd! but she small xD
    Devn :  (6:50 PM)  
    You wanna see the girl I was sure I was gonna get, but she regected me cus she said I'm way too far into the friend zone
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:50 PM)  
    ive got over 343 nudes of her
    Devn :  (6:50 PM)  
    We have been really good friends for years, but It's gettin juicy
    Devn :  (6:50 PM)  
    You know whats sad?
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:50 PM)  
    i cant send them to you but i can show them to you through share screen if you want
    Devn :  (6:50 PM)  
    No
    Devn :  (6:50 PM)  
    that would be wrong
    Devn :  (6:51 PM)  
    Its sad
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:51 PM)  
    ye... i just wan watch you beat your meat to my girl
    Devn :  (6:51 PM)  
    Tyler here, I've been tryna get him to send me nudes for awhile
    Devn :  (6:51 PM)  
    HAHA
    tyler.:  (6:51 PM)  
    haha xD
    Devn :  (6:51 PM)  
    Sorry if thats creepy
    Devn :  (6:51 PM)  
    But I really wonder what it looks like
    tyler.:  (6:51 PM)  
    haha noo but i like geeked for a second lol
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:51 PM)  
    i wonder if a lot of guys beat off to my girl
    Devn :  (6:52 PM)  
    haha
    tyler.:  (6:52 PM)  
    idk what she looks like
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:52 PM)  
    like you know how sometimes girls panties slip out through the back of their jeans
    Devn :  (6:52 PM)  
    Enjoy that picture I sent Sean, beat to that
    Devn :  (6:52 PM)  
    My hair looks so good in it
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:52 PM)  
    i wonder if thats ever happened to her
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:52 PM)  
    and a guys beat off to that image
    Devn :  (6:52 PM)  
    haha
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:52 PM)  
    her pussy smells and taste like a Pixie Stick too
    Devn :  (6:53 PM)  
    Really!?
    Devn :  (6:53 PM)  
    FUCK
    Devn :  (6:53 PM)  
    I love pixie sticks!
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:53 PM)  
    i havent eaten her since the beginning of january but yeah its the best pussy ive tasted
    tyler.:  (6:53 PM)  
    ahhahahaa this conversation is kick asss(:
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:53 PM)  
    pussy is usually sour 
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:53 PM)  
    or like
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:53 PM)  
    smells like fried fish
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:53 PM)  
    or musty pubic hair
    Devn :  (6:53 PM)  
    haha
    tyler.:  (6:53 PM)  
    haha
    Devn :  (6:53 PM)  
    Sex stories anyone?
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:54 PM)  
    mm i got a few
    Devn :  (6:54 PM)  
    But yeah, sadly I've been "talkin" to Tyler
    Devn :  (6:54 PM)  
    in a way
    Devn :  (6:54 PM)  
    Not really lovey dovy
    tyler.:  (6:54 PM)  
    ahahha devn alredy knows mine
    Devn :  (6:54 PM)  
    As I said before, I'm not in it for love with boys
    Devn :  (6:54 PM)  
    I love girls
    Devn :  (6:54 PM)  
    I want a relationship with girls
    Devn :  (6:54 PM)  
    I want a broship with a dude, but we fuck in it
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:54 PM)  
    you wan a fuck buddy with tyler
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:55 PM)  
    i wanna fuck a dude too
    tyler.:  (6:55 PM)  
    hahaha i have a bitchh
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:55 PM)  
    but like face to face
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:55 PM)  
    i wanna look him in the eye when my cocks in his ass
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:55 PM)  
    and just straight blast him 
    tyler.:  (6:55 PM)  
    hahahaha xD i fuck giirrlls
    Devn :  (6:56 PM)  
    I fuck girls too
    Devn :  (6:56 PM)  
    But I wanna fuck guys
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:56 PM)  
    youve never touched a guy tyler ?
    Devn :  (6:56 PM)  
    I g2g eat
    tyler.:  (6:56 PM)  
    maybee
    Devn :  (6:56 PM)  
    I'll text you if you aren't on Sean
    
    Devn has left the chat session. (6:57 PM)
    
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:57 PM)  
    i'll be here im just gun jerk off to your pic
    Emilio Estevez:  (6:57 PM)  
    and the thought of you fucking my girl
    

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