⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
You know how it feels.
- You're on an internet forum, some newfag makes a post, you elaborate on it by stating something really fucking obvious. You get a shitload of replies saying "Captain Obvious is obvious." You go cry.
- When someone posts something that is fucking obvious, you can't help but facepalm. And if you're a real faggot, you'll call them Captain Obvious, but ironically you are being obvious at the same time.
Old Meme Status
Being an internet meme and an IRL meme at the same time, Captain Obvious can't help but feel glorious. The original edition of Captain Obvious (pictured right) shows him as a rip off of Superman and the KFC mascot fused together. However, some faggots, such as Uncyclopedia believe him to be a rip-off of Batman. Because he's so old it's hard to tell, but since Uncyclopedia has down syndrome, it's fucking obvious we're right.
Should you be trolled by a faggot who decides to point out you are being obvious, take it upon yourself to reach through your computer screen and bitch slap them. They deserve it. Give yourself one too for being fucking obvious.
List of Obvious things
- Uncyclopedians are faggots
- You fail it
- George Bush is actually a reincarned nigger
- The Party Van is outside your house
- Teh internetz is serious business
- You lost the game
- CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
- There are no niggers on the internets
- Chris Hansen is reading your chat logs
- ICP sucks major dicks.
- Lulz is a corruption of lol
- Bitches Don't Know about this article
- A cat is fine too
- Cake must be eaten
- Daxflame is a the lulz master of the internets
- Milhouse is not a meme
- Milhouse is not a meme IS a meme
- Anonymous are hackers on steroids
- These Cuffs cannot be broken
- Goofy Time is funny
- Longcat is looooooooooooooooong
- "MOAR" is a corruption of "more"
- Norton protects you
- Wikipedia lies
- Girlvinyl is a fat sellout whore
- YTMND has failed
- You cannot divide by zero
- Jews did WTC
- Aliens came from space
- NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts
- God hates fags
Should you encounter a Captain Obvious, do the right thing and hack his IP, cover his Facebook with CP and report him to the FBI. Many lulz will be generated from this. Alternatively, you could pretend to be a delicious loli and lure him to your house. Once he finds out your a grown man, much frustration will be had by him. However, he might try to rape you anyway to make up for the lack of sweet 10-year-old female pussy.
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