⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️

There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.

Æ Roadmap

  • Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
  • Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
  • Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
  • Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
  • .onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
  • CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
  • Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
  • Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)

    • Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.

    If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
    You can also email me via [email protected]

    Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.

    Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021! - aediot



    Captain Obvious

    From Encyclopedia Dramatica
    (Redirected from Obvious)
    Jump to navigation Jump to search
    File:TheMoarYouAreObvious.jpg
    File:Captain-obvious.jpg
    Faster than the speed of stupid.

    You know how it feels.

    1. You're on an internet forum, some newfag makes a post, you elaborate on it by stating something really fucking obvious. You get a shitload of replies saying "Captain Obvious is obvious." You go cry.
    2. When someone posts something that is fucking obvious, you can't help but facepalm. And if you're a real faggot, you'll call them Captain Obvious, but ironically you are being obvious at the same time.

    Old Meme Status

    File:Captainobviousblackform.jpg
    Capitan America edition
    That's him.

    Being an internet meme and an IRL meme at the same time, Captain Obvious can't help but feel glorious. The original edition of Captain Obvious (pictured right) shows him as a rip off of Superman and the KFC mascot fused together. However, some faggots, such as Uncyclopedia believe him to be a rip-off of Batman. Because he's so old it's hard to tell, but since Uncyclopedia has down syndrome, it's fucking obvious we're right.

    Should you be trolled by a faggot who decides to point out you are being obvious, take it upon yourself to reach through your computer screen and bitch slap them. They deserve it. Give yourself one too for being fucking obvious.

    List of Obvious things

    • Help to make this section moar lulzier by adding moar things that are obvious.*

    Should you encounter a Captain Obvious, do the right thing and hack his IP, cover his Facebook with CP and report him to the FBI. Many lulz will be generated from this. Alternatively, you could pretend to be a delicious loli and lure him to your house. Once he finds out your a grown man, much frustration will be had by him. However, he might try to rape you anyway to make up for the lack of sweet 10-year-old female pussy.

    Gallery

    • Obvioustroll.jpg

      If trolls are not fucking obvious, they have successfully trolled you.

    • Yep, wood.

    • Homosexuals.are.gay.jpg

      Thanks for clearing that one up.

    • Obvious Pizza Hut.jpg
    • Caution-water-on-road-during-rain.jpg
    • May contain peanuts.jpg
    • GeeNoShit.jpg
    • Ejaculate the semen.jpg

    • No shit, Sherlock.

    Obvious Quotes

       
    “     		 
    The vast majority of our imports come from other countries.
          		„
          		 

    —Dubya

       
    “     		 
    I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
          		„
          		 

    —Miss Alabama

       
    “     		 
    Government, obviously, cannot fill a child's emotional needs. Nor can it fill his spiritual and moral needs. Government is not a father or mother. Government has never raised a child, and it never will.
          		„
          		 

    —William Bennett

       
    “     		 
    Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.
          		„
          		 

    —Bill Maher

       
    “     		 
    It is my job to do my job.
          		„
          		 

    —Dubya again

       
    “     		 
    And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place.
          		„
          		 

    —Moar Dubya!

       
    “     		 
    The goggles! They do nothing!
          		„
          		 

    —Reineer Wolfcastle

       
    “     		 
    Quintuplets' mom stressed: Adwai Malual is raising five newborns with little money and her husband still overseas.
          		„
          		 

    —Washington Post

    Previous Quote | Next Quote

    See Also

    External Links

    Portal memes.png

    Captain Obvious is part of a series on

    Memes

    Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage.

    Retrieved from "http://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php?title=Captain_Obvious&oldid=8831"