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Æ Roadmap
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
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CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
- aediot
OS-tan
When one becomes the lowest form of a lonely basement-dwelling otaku nerd who can only be bothered to leave the computer to take a shit, one can't help but to imagine the operating system being a hot animu girl. These fantasizations are called OS-Tans, a concept originating from Japan — especially considering the whole "combining a computer operating system with anime" — that consists of anthropomorphized characters based off of PC operating systems, such as Apple, Windows, and Linux. It's common knowledge that most hardcore wapanese you'd come across may know a thing or two about these OS-tans, and some may even have bizzare fantasies about having sex with inanimate objects — yes, even with their computer — but nobody really gives a shit. And according to Wired News, the OS-tans are rated the lamest technology mascots ever.
Most of the OS-tans are made to look like 16 year old girls, or probably even less than six. Regardless of which, that's as far as people would go with this fandom.
Contents
Gallery
- Ostan win 2k 2000.jpg
Many use Windows 2000 as she is well known for her versatility.
- Ostan xp pro.jpg
On the other hand, XP Pro is most preferred for her large memory capacity.
XP Home is great for conventional users that don't require much power.
Linux is perfect for the open source users.
- Ostanboobs.jpg
A wide variety of OSes are available for selection
- Metan.jpg
ME is prone to system failures, but she's cute anyway!
- Mactan.jpg
They'd be useful if they had more than one button...
- Ostans.jpg
Windows Harem
- 98and98se.jpg
Loli-Tans
- 2ktanaskingforit.jpg
She is totally asking for it.
- Fatxpcosplayer.jpg
OH NOZ TEH FAT!!1
- 2kbrowsersclosed.png
- Xppronz.jpg
I'd insert my flashdrive into her port if you know what I mean.
- Windowsme.jpg
Nerds cry over this image. Seriously.
- Macosfurry.png
It's obvious that if Apple codenames its Mac versions after wildcats, you get furry art.
- Macdelicioustrap.jpg
Would you hit it? y/n
- Furrymacsonoz.png
The Furluminati use Macs to hunt for their next yiff victims.
Variations
Windows XP Professional
Known to fans as "XP Kun" or "wait, this one isn't a chick?" , Windows XP Professional is often drawn as a man because the "Professional" version was seen as the more powerful and useful version of Windows XP back in the day. His continued existence tells us what we already knew: everyone who still uses Windows XP is either gay or incapable of using any other opperating system.
Wikipedia
Due to the fact that Wikipedia is bursting at the seams with its wapanese population, the wikipedos there have applied this same principle to their wiki by creating a mascot of their own to jack off to. Known as Wikipe-tan, she has many variations of her own; some even have cat-ears.
Firefox
It was bad enough being the preferred browser by at least 100 million Internet users. This of course needed to be glorified with a mascot of their own, Firefox-ko.
Encyclopedia Dramatica
Yes, we have our own mascot as well.
4Chan
Unlike the other mascots, 4Chan's "mascot" Yotsuba wasn't created by 4Chan itself or through their fans. Instead, she originates from a manga series known as "Yotsubato!".
Uncyclopedia
Even these retarded fucks have their own animu mascot.
See Also
- 404 girl
- Apple
- Ae-tan
- Encyclopedia Dramatica
- Firefox
- Firefox-ko
- Linux
- Rule 34
- Vocaloid
- Windows
- Wikipe-tan
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