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Similar to not racist and the predecessor of no homo, not gay is inserted into a sentence that might otherwise reveal the homosexuality of the speaker. "Not gay" is the OL predecessor of the IRL terms "bromance" and "mancrush", proving once again that the internet makes you gay.
Popularized by a post to the defunct allaboutsex.com, where a user posted this message:
In the event that you ever open your mouth to say something that you feel needs to have "not gay" added somewhere to the end of the sentence, you're probably a faggot. For example: I get excited every time there's a stand-up routine by Dane Cook! I love him in a totally not gay way.
Most people believe that the difference between gay and not gay is that even the most debauched sex act is not gay if the participants don't touch balls. Arguing for, or against it is entirely pointless because it is so well-established. If you think about it, an asshole is an asshole, just like a mouth is a mouth. A woman's anus isn't a velvet carpeted runway either, so how's it so different from diving into a man? This is all, of course, presuming you two fags aren't rubbing nuts.
However, many closet fags also believe that any homosexual act is not gay unless you're gay. Meaning if you gay buttfuck, and neither of you are gay, then it's not really gay, even if your balls do touch.
- Erik "I'm Very Hetersexual" Ribsskog
- Bam Margera
- Ann Coulter
- Ted Haggard
- Oprah Winfrey
- Condoleezza Rice
- Stephen Colbert
- Tom Cruise
- Larry Craig
- Manti Te'o
Just mutual touching,Im not gay....
People who are "not gay" often have wet dreams like this.
People Gareth Rodger just messing around for the camera, I'm not gay
It's not gay to be in the middle
It's not gay,to get naked together and post pictures on deviantart. Srsly.
You in denial.
- So totally not gay guys.png
"My dick is above-average in size (many girls can back me up on that one), and my dick is actually just long enough for me to get my tongue on it without too much effort-- and to actually suck the end of it with great effort. And for those of you that claim that's gay, then you are by logical extension calling all guys who have masturbated with their hand gay too-- just because they gave themselves a handjob doesn't mean they want to do that to other guys, and it's the same for self-blowjobs." Goronchev,on how sucking your own dick is not gay
Mike "Eloh" Martin made himself not gay through sheer willpower alone and the number of cocks he has sucked doesn't matter one bit
Not Gay Video
- Bob Rehahn
- Fred Phelps
- Colonel Klink
- Dubious disclaimer
- Jailhouse Gay
- Larry Craig "I am not gay I have never been gay"
- List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins
- No Homo
- Not Jewish
- Not racist
- Spike Can Dance
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