Nicholas John "Nig-Nog" Griffin (born 1st of Krystalnacht, 1959) is a Mulatto politician and philanthropist who is Shadow Foreign Minister for the UK Conservative Party, the BNP. Nig-Nog was born in Pakistan, the illegitimate offspring of an wog prostitute and Enoch Powell. Whore money was used to buy him a place in Cambridge University where the then new science of plastic surgery was used to give him a pasty complexion and the jowels of his political hero, Winston "Hissy Fit" Churchill.
Nig-Nog first came to the public attention in 1982 when he stood up at the Conservative Party Conference and condemned the BBC for the use of naked black tits in the series Smiley's People, arguing that people darker than "tope" on the NIS Scale of Skin Color Darkness should get on their (stolen) bikes and cycle back where they came from.
Nig-Nog quotes (edited to remove jokes)
The phrenology of Nig
During the 1930s, Belgian colonial authorities in Rwanda used phrenology to explain the superiority of Tutsis over Hutus. Cranial shape was assumed by many to be a direct measure of racial affinity, such races being seen as fixed biological units. In Nazi Germany such measures as the cephalic index (how broad a skull is) and Jew were used to categorize people, and to define the Jewish population and degrees of Jewish admixture. So what do Nig's lady lumps say about him?
A Nick Griffin Nativity
This festive season, why not join lovable poppy-out-eyed Nazi, Nick Griffin, by the fireside (which may or may not be used to burn ethnic minorities) as he tells you a half-remembered story about a pair of Jewish asylum seekers taking shelter in a stable that randomly alternates between being lovely and warm and cold and draughty.
With a special guest appearance from Nick's cat, who seems embarrassed to be there.
Merry Christmas and many happy returns-to-where-you-fucking-came-from.
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