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    Nest Of Vipers

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    Anuebunnie. Decided to drop in to give everyone a piece of her mind.

    Since 1591, unpleasant individuals have been referred to as "Vipers" as it was England's only poisonous snake. A Nest Of Vipers refers to running headlong into a dangerous situation, tragically oblivious to one's peril.

    New users are typically unaware of what a wretched hive of scum and villainy the internet is. You should expect putting your foot into a nest of vipers to be a weekly occurrence until you start to lurk moar.

    Typical Scenario

    1. Read ED.
    2. Note with interest that Mudkips are a chan meme.
    3. Wade into 4chan /b/ blaring "HAY GAIZ I HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ"
    4. Ridicule
    5. Rape
    6. Possible b&

    Other Ways To Disturb A Nest Of Vipers

    Oblivious Does Not Forgive

    Nest Of Vipers
    is part of a series on
    LERNIN 2 INTERNET
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    Pitfalls:

    AspierationsBLANKING IN PROGRESSCharming NaïvetéDelete fucking everythingDOIN IT RONGEdginessFailing itInternet tough guyKids on the internetLegal actionLiberalismMental illnessMod SassSkript kiddiesSob StoriesTrollsUnrealistic ExpectationsUnwarranted Self-ImportanceWaaaambulance

    Previous Hiscores:
    AnimaljailApplemilk1988Cheryl ShumanDalhuskyFlardoxHal TurnerLittleCloudOnigojirakaijuPrince JeremyScience PiratesScientologySokiTwopawSweet EvaPeppermintPattiPoeticironyXxPrincessPunkxxZeriara

    PROTIPS:
    An heroGoing Back To GaiaLURKING MOARProtect fucking everythingShutting The Fuck UpStopping posting