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What began as a very unremarkable article about some fat, conceited tartlet has quickly risen into e-drama and threats of the lawyers getting involved. Even though this page was previously deleted for being nothing but an attack article, it didn't stop Neomorphosis threatening to sue Encyclopedia Dramatica for every penny it's got. This decision on his behalf to complain about a deleted article months after the fact is the reason you have this newly revamped article today.
Neomorphasis' special talent is being able to cause drama no matter where he goes because people have this ridiculous habit of not obeying his rules and his rules only. Fuck Al Gore - Neomorphasis owns the internet. He also hates Anonymous because he believes that they are a group like the Illuminati conspiring to assassinate important political figures or some other paranoid shit like that.
The Man Himself
Neomorphasis is a weeaboo anime devianTARTlet that draws animu pornography. Though his age is not listed, it is suspected that Neomorphasis is either a fifty year old man, or a pimple faced teenager, that wanks off to cartoon porn. Most, if not all, of his characters are constantly in sexual positions. His art lacks basic anatomy, lighting, and shading skills... hell, his art lacks any skill at all. He only draws it because it is the closest thing he can get to a woman.
He also has very strict terms about what is anime. If it isn't Shiny Desu, then it's western. And don't dare tell him otherwise. His favorite insult is to call one a dupe, for liking anime that is halfway decent. He will then proceed to block you from his page and call you a troll, as he gets so very butthurt when he is told otherwise. However, post artwork he usually doesn't consider anime in his thumbshare posts that contains naked women, and he forgets about his own rules. Of course, one does have to worry if he is fapping to your artwork.
Also, don't post anything that might reveal his age... or the fact that he might be trying to pick up young girls. He will blow up, and get very defensive, calling people trolls for what was a rather innocent post.
—Neomorphasis - on asking for parameters that he never specified.
Neomorphasis regularly pops up in the thumbshare forums, with threads to have people share their own artwork. Most of the time, though, is to pimp out his ridiculously drawn fapping material. He never does anything other than thank you for posting, as the thread really is all about his near pornography. There are never any comments for the poster, yet he makes extensive rules in order for you to post in his threads. You might as well not even bother posting.
He regularly bumps his own threads with stretched out posts with his crappy animu artwork.
His rules in his threads are very vague. In his Japanimation (wut? No one uses that term anymore)/anime thread, he asks for anime. That's it. Now, we all know that anime has a wide spectrum of change, but if you don't post in the big eyes/small mouth format, he will get royally pissed at you, telling you that your artwork is not what he wanted. However, he never explains that he wants shiny desu art. If he wants shiny desu art, then maybe he should go see Ramy.
Any time someone doesn't follow the rules, as well, it is of an artist of higher caliber than he is. If only we knew how to draw as well as he does, posting graphic images of deformed girls repainted several times! If only we knew how he occasionally raped the filters on photoshop! If only we were so great!
Also, don't inform him that he is either wrong about his definition of anime, or "Japanimation" as he calls it. It HAS to be big eyes and small mouths. ANY variation of that definition is wrong. He obviously knows, because he has been watching anime since before one was a "little sperm seed." Also, any new anime is crap according to him. Maybe it is because it's ever changing, and much of the newer stuff now is not to his standards. You know, hentai.
For those who find his retarded quotes unbelievable, please check the gallery below documented for graet justice.
—Chances are he also likes to watch anime in diapers.
We have friends in high places . . .
Because liking something that is halfway decent makes you a dupe.
Once again, calling mods names because they uphold the rules. You certainly love being above the rules, now don't you, Neomorphasis?
I REPORT YOU!
"THAT'S NOT ANIME!! *Rabid Foam*"
Right, because you can get that information because it's just so readily available.
Sorry, but no one stole your art. Why would anyone want to claim it, anyways?
Neomorphasis, and his failure to translate the Japanese language.
Due to his high self-importance, poor Neo doesn't realize that bad advertising still hurts the reputation. And brings the trolls. Note all the hidden comments.
Neo likes to baw a lot when things don't go his way.
So much for promoting Christian values.
Sounds more like you forgot about that account!
Remember! It's not art without filter rape!
- Nyrva looking up 3 by Neomorphasis.jpg
Filter rape, and terrible composition! We must learn from him!
Look at his prowess with the hue/saturation adjustments!
With an ego as big as his, you need something that makes you look notable, right? Well, as the user Witaku, Neomorphasis posted an entire Wikipedia article on his character, Nyrva Dragonrhyne. It started off as an article about the character.... with little to no information at all about her. Nope. This was really just a ploy to get more attention to his DevianTART page. Any description was just merely a link to his deviations.
Now, the people of Wikipedia couldn't handle such a "wondrous" article! Many members quickly marked it for deletion. Posing as Witaku, Neomorphasis threw a shit fit. As the members called out that Wikipedia was not a crystal ball, and that the character may not even see notability, Neomorphasis kept throwing about that Wikipedia sucks, and that anyone who stated that his characters may not even see notability after his creation is finished were trolls. He had also tried to remove the notices of deletion from the Wikipedia page. However, all he removed were images of notices that the discussion for deletion was going to take place.
—Neomorphasis, as Witaku, on Wikipedia.
As his fight continued, Neomorphasis began to notice that his fight was pointless. The people of Wikipedia were merely "sissys" that couldn't handle the future "notability" of his work. He finally posted on his sockpuppet's page, asking Witaku/Himself to stop with his attacks. Of course, he added more attacks of his own, starting to get more butthurt that Wikipedia is not meant to predict the future (lack) of notoriety
—Neomorphasis, talking to himself.
Due to all the harassment to other members of Wikipedia, who were only upholding the rules, Neomorphasis ended up getting banned from editing on Wikipedia. He said he was very proud to be blocked for his constant harassing people that were only upholding the rules. However, he, in reality, was just butthurt. He posted in his sockpuppet's DevianTART journal, but that was later taken down. It was just a journal full of BAWWWWWWWWW, whining about how Wikipedia sucks for upholding rules.
Like some strange form of e-cancer, Neo infects every website and forum, slowly killing it from the inside out. Here are examples from a Christian Heavy Metal website; Neomorph is shocked to hear blasphemous messages in their music.
- Neo metal.PNG
Strangly, pointing out his past mistakes makes YOU the hater.
- Neo metal 2.PNG
Quickly followed by asking for forgiveness . . .
Having faced so much harassment from various websites - particularly where the other users (and even the moderators) refuse to obey his rules - Neomorphosis has had to call in the big guns and is trying to drag the trolls down with a lawlsuit. Here is the evidence:
- Neomorph e-lawyer 1.PNG
Neomorphosis reveals his deep knowledge of law.
- Neomorph e-lawyer 2.PNG
Sadly most trolls do not understand the definition of "truce".
- Neomorph Sockpuppet.PNG
Unfortunatly he won't be able to reply
I posted this on a public forum, but don't forget, this is a secret!
- Neomorph Butthurt.PNG
We at ED are still waiting.
Crying Wolf: "DevianTART is Corrupt!"
In a ball of butthurt, Neomorphasis decided to try and get people banned from DeviantART, for supposedly having Encyclopedia Dramatica accounts. The fact that he himself has two sockpuppet ED accounts doesn't count. The admins probably didn't listen to him, having heard this so many times before, so BAWWING! on a news article, Neomorphasis calls the admins corrupt.
The admins won't listen to my rules! They're corrupt!
Neo calls out admins on a public forum...
Then demands that no one else talk about it in public!
He then gets ticked that admins won't listen to his rules...
And then, he says he's threatened! Probably yelled at her for not following HIS rules.
Of course they are, sweetie. Must be. After all, they won't follow your rules!
Of course, Chix0r would have none of it. After going about harassing admins behind their back, she probably told him that if he didn't quit, he would be b&. Of course, this pissed Neo, and he quickly left dA.
UPDATE! Neo is showing his juicy lulz utter again.
- Looks like he's back again! And it looks like he still hasn't gotten over his trolling.
- New anti-Illuminati conspiracy website URL
- New deviantART. He's back. What a surprise. DEACTIVATED!
- His own personal website
- Neomorphasis' devianTART page - LOL ABANDONED - Disregard that, he claims to be a changed man. Give it a while and he'll be back to his old self. DEACTIVATED!
- Lulz on the thumbshare
- More lulz on the devianTART thumbshare
- Previously not known about drama on devianTART thumbshare.
- Neomorphasis' sockpuppet. - LOL! Also Abandoned
- On Wikipedia
- As Witaku on Wikipedia. Sure has a big ego, doesn't he?
- His devianTART club.
- Includes a shoutbox - please feel free to show him you care
- On Wikibin
- On MangaRevolution
- His Sheezyart. - Abandoned
- His Artzone.
- His Elfwood. BALEETED!
- Godtube - HA!
- Yahoo Movies bullshit
- Christianmetalreal - too hardcore for you
- New Sheezyart
- New website
(All Accounts seem to show a severe case of multiple personality disorder.)
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