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|This page has potential but it needs a lot of work. It could benefit from rewrite. Discuss edits that might add to the lulz on this article's talk page.|
Natsuko-Kun (now known as "Burisu") is a user on DeviantART, known for her excessive drama, inability to take critiques, her obsession with J-rock and anime, and her group of adoring, ass-kissing fans that are always there to tell her how OMG KAWAII DESU NE ^____^ her work is.
- 1 Art
- 2 liek omg kawaii azn bois!!! ^______^
- 3 Nutsacko Can't Take Critiques
- 4 Emo Journals
- 5 Awsum Ideas
- 6 Natsuko-Kun KNOWS Men
- 7 how do i butcher fandom?
- 8 Leaving DA? Ohnoes!!
- 9 Smacking in some good sense, for great justice
- 10 lol wait jk
- 11 Moar Butthurt Than She Lets On
- 12 Other absolute horrors
liek omg kawaii azn bois!!! ^______^
As revealed in this journal, Nutsacko wants to find someone to obsess over...But not just anyone! He has to be a hawt Japanese^_^anime j-rock boi!!
Nutsacko Can't Take Critiques
This is where the extreme lulz began, when someone dared not to kiss her ass, but instead *GASP* told her that some parts of her art could use a little improvement! How dare they! Nutsacko's adoring fans quickly came to her rescue, telling the attacker how OMG MEAN they were and her art was perfect in every way.
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE POINTY, K?
SHE TTLY HAS FEELINGS, U GAIZ.
Donkeys. Enough said.
I TTLY HAVE A DISORDER, U KNO.
Aww, we're sorry, Natsuko-Kun! We didn't know about your ass burgers! ;_; We'll kiss your ass next time like we should! Now THIS is why the bitch hasn't improved at all. She won't accept comments unless someone is giving her flowers and candy.
Instead of being a pussy and kissing Nutsacko's ass, a friend tried to talk her out of being so butthurt. Nutsacko started to whine and decided to act with even more butthurtedness. So productive, amirite?
Immature over-emotional wapanese 13-year old: Thats your problem.
Immature over-emotional wapanese 13-year old: Thats your problem.
Further into her grand butthurt denial, and after generating a great deal more of whine, she proceeded to block her friend from the page, but just for a few minutes, guys! She unblocked them after a few minutes of the silent treatment, thus solidifying her overwhelming maturity and assuring that she was the righteous winner of the argument.
OH NOES! ='(
This reeks of spur-of-the-moment drama.
Apparently, Nutsacko wants critiques, even after the [many] big tantrum[s] she has had. But you're only allowed to critique her under one condition: You have to kiss her ass and say over 9000 nice things about a piece before you dare say anything negative!
Her "mournals" are always long, subscript, nonsensical textwalls filled with her daily (and apeshit) musings that her poor idiot friends have to pretend to read just to humor her because otherwise she'll go emo on their ass. Fuck that shit.
In one journal Nutsacko rambled on about some shit that never really happened. It was her chance to pity-whore and make sure her friends UNDERSTOOD HER TROO FEELINGS and remind everyone that IT HURTS because SHE IS A HUMAN TOO. : No shit, dramafag.
—Natsuko-kun on herself
—Natsuko-kun, giving us her words of wisdom
She also feels the need to add long-ass descriptions to her art. These descriptions include a vast plethora of information about the character, lots of ^_^, information about her personal life, and other cool stuff. And don't forget: She "EXPECTS YOU GUYS TO READ THIS!!!"
Natsuko-Kun KNOWS Men
Wow, Nutsacko! 'Coulda fooled me! If I didn't know any better, I'd say that was a tutorial on how to draw anorexic women.
how do i butcher fandom?
Nutsacko-chan is also known for her rampant raping of everything you've ever held dear to your heart. Especially the latest OMGAMAZINGANIMU of the moment. She will make it gay and you will like it, motherfucker.
how do i maek babies?
Leaving DA? Ohnoes!!
Nutsacko found out about her ED article. Heart broken, distraught, and pissy, she did what any mature person would do: Whine and decide to have a drama-fest by leaving DA. WIN FOR ANONYMOUS!
That stuff happened when she was 13, you guys! She's 14 now! In that vast difference of at least 100 years, she's gotten way more mature. While she did take it surprisingly well, her friend's replies were the lulziest.
We all secretly love you, Natsuko-Kun!
THEY are bloody PISSED off to FUCKING HELL ARJHSGUSHFB!!!!11
Even her FRIENDS are laughing at her! LOL!
Interestingly enough, none of her friends ever complained about ED extensively or did anything to stop her from going. In fact, one of her friends found her ED article quite funny!
Smacking in some good sense, for great justice
lol wait jk
Just like 90% of people who "leave" DA, it turns out she isn't leaving after all!
Have we flipped a bratty retard around? Will she now be a worthy member of DevianTART? It doesn't matter what you do now, Natsuko-Kun: because Anonymous NEVAR FORGETS and NEVAR FORGIVES.
Moar Butthurt Than She Lets On
Remember how Nutsacko said she wasn't mad about the article? LOL JK. She's pretty pissed.
She hasn't been doing anything wrong! Only acting like a complete assbag to people who are trying to help her improve!
ED IS HORRIBLE!!!11one
We did it for the lulz.
So are you mad or not? Make up your mind, 'Sacko!
Other absolute horrors
Some pieces from her gallery. Eyebleach plz.
You will never unsee this.
Begging for a subscription like the whore she is
Typical ass-kissing from her adoring fans. There's tons of this in her gallery.
LUK HOW SHE IMPRUVED U GAIZ
This character's name is "Kwayk"...Is it pronounced like "Quack"?
This totally looks like the ref, doesn't it, u gaiz?