⚠️ Final stages: EDiting to re-open shortly ⚠️

Æ Roadmap

  • Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
  • Image restoration (Somehow still going? You can check statistics for more information)
  • Æ Imageboard (Delayed, work to be resumed at a later date)
  • Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
  • .onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
  • CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
  • Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
  • Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
  • If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.

    You can also email me via [email protected]

    Merch Status: Merch is in. Waiting for USPS envelopes to mail out.



    No

    From Encyclopedia Dramatica
    (Redirected from NO)
    Jump to navigation Jump to search

    "No" is the opposite of yes and is the answer that you always get when you ask a girl "Would you like to go out on a date with me some time?". Variations include Nah, naw, nope, nooo-wa! NOOOO!!, "go and fuck your dog" and DO NOT WANT!!1 No only means yes when said by a woman who obviously wants to get raped, as all women of course, do.

    Linguistic variations

    Nope cannon.gif
    1. In Raep: FUCK YEA!!!
    2. In Icelandic: Nei
    3. In Greek: Ochi, όχι
    4. In German: Nein
    5. In Russian: Niet, Нет
    6. In Latvian: Nē
    7. In Italian: No
    8. In Latin: Minimè
    9. In French: Non
    10. In Portuguese: Não
    11. In Spanish: No
    12. In Hebrew: Lo
    13. In Cornish: Na
    14. In Croatian: Ne
    15. In Arabic: La
    16. In Japanese: Īe/Ūn, いいえ, 否, ううん
    17. In Chinese: Bu, 不
    18. In Persian: Na
    19. In Finnish: Ei
    20. In Estonian: Ei
    21. In Turkish: Hayır
    22. In Hungarian: Nem (you may also say "nagyonkurvárakivancsukvabazmeg", but this is a bit more difficult to transcribe. Could also try "kurvára nem!", meaning something like "Hell no!")
    23. In Armenian: Cheh
    24. In Swedish: Nej
    25. In Danish: Nej. Nah/Næh. Nope/Nope. Ukorrekt/incorrect.
    26. In Norwegian: knull meg i ræva
    27. In Polish: Nie
    28. In Albanian: Jo
    29. In Romanian: Nu
    30. In Dutch:Nee (pronounced nay like the Aulde-English word for no)
    31. In Chinese: We do no want!
    32. In Aspergian: Yesh?
    33. In Negroid / Ebonics: FUCK YO' MOMMA
    34. In Will Smithese: AWWW HELL NAW!
    35. In Assburger: I am disinclined to acquiese to your request.
    36. In Irish: Feck off!
    37. In Welsh: Nw (pronounced 'no').
    38. In Canadian: Eh?
    39. In /b/: NO U!!!
    40. In Drunkspeak: Wuld yoo haf secks wit me plees?
    41. In Æ: B&
    42. In Africa: The fuck you think?
    43. In Australian: Nah fuckin' way, cunt!
    44. In Swiss German: Nei
    45. In Tunaknese: Dholna...
    46. In Chavspeak: Naw A fawkin pumped yer maw ya cunt.
    47. In Engineer: Nope
    48. In Afghan: Ne

    Notable No's Down Through History and Daily Life

    When asked if he would please stop killing joos, Hitler answered. "Nein"

    When told to bathe himself, John Cena replied: "Hell no."

    When asked for their opinion of Barack Obama, an entire trailer park of rednecks responded: "He'yall Naw!"

    When god asked him to stop being such a little bitch, Satan (see satanism) told him to fuck off in the following way: "Noooooo! I DUN WANNA! DUN MAKE MEEEEE!" This one is particulary important because it was followed by the most amazing smiting in history.

    Women

    When a woman say's no it either is the equivalent of the magic 8 ball saying "ask again later" or when mentioned in a discussion on sex means "Yes but it is so much hotter if you force yourself on me." No never means no when it comes from a woman. "No" is also the answer every slut will ever give when you ask to see her vagoo, which is why Ron Jeremy invented Tequila.

    No


    1,495 likes, 8,112 dislikes

    Darth Vader's famous line.

    Two dipshits protesting against Twilight.
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Typical starwars scene.

    Many people fail to understand parts of this word.

    Gallery

    [Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

    See Also


    No is part of a series on Language & Communication
    Languages and DialectsGrammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and UsageRhetorical StrategiesPoetryThe Politics of Language and CommunicationMediaVisual Rhetoric
    Click topics to expand
    HitlerPikachu.png