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    NAMBLA

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    They WILL RAPE your boys.
    The kid was angry that his boyfriend wasn't taking the song seriously but they had angry make up sex all night and were on good terms by morning.
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    NAMBLA? In MY Armed Forces?

    An acronym for North American Man/Boy Love Association (Not to be confused with the National Association of Marlon Brando Lookalikes), NAMBLA boasts a membership currently unknown because only complete sickos would want everyone to know they (literally) fuck little boys in the ass. NAMBLA's "ideal" has been around since the dawn of time but it took shit poet Allen Ginsberg to turn it into a fucking club and "rights" campaign.

    The Western cultural revolution of the 1960s led to a long line of cultural fuckups. At the end of the queue were the child fuckers, but there was a stage where they fully expected to get the right to be what they are just like all of the others. Politicians, judges, and government officials remain cool in many advanced countries (Australia, Belgium, and England to name just a few) if they like underaged children, as long as they restrict their tastes to the same sex. NAMBLA members are gay by definition and try to justify their behavior by citing historical sources. Apparently "boy love" dates back to ancient Greek and Roman times, has existed throughout history, and (like marrying first cousins) remains extremely popular in the Islamic parts of the world. While some people have a yearning for underaged flesh, they generally restrict it to the vicinity of the age of consent. Those who can't stop there feign NAMBLA rejection with the burning passion of 100000 suns for linking them with pedophiles when they have enough shit to worry about as it is.

    Their website is hosted in Sweden where they let pedophiles do what they want (e.g. Anontalk), and makes for great trolling as you can put anyone on their mailing list if you know that person's address and phone number.

    Members

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    Peter Criss of Kiss was a Notorious child molester, breaking a record of molesting Over 9000 kids during the 1975 Destroyer tour. Peter would use his cute kitty Cat Man makeup to lure kids in.
    NAMBLA is known to recruit members through the Catholic church.

    Founder

    Others

    People who Would Join a NAMLLA (-Boy + Lolita)

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    • NAMBLA's preferred member ratio.

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      Proof of NAMBLA's existence on YouTube: UpDownMostly and Jesari

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      NAMBLA has a secret Nintendo branch.

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