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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
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CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
—Traditional Hymn to The fieryangel, sung at the Court of Jimbo the 1st
The fieryangel was the name of a contributor to the Wikipedia Review who just showed up and started ripping TOW new ones every day. No one seemed to know exactly who The fieryangel was and (s)he seemed to be a very mysterious character. (not) As much as they searched and searched, nobody could really figure out who this mysterious person was...
A little bedtime story (we hear that they like those a lot on TOW...)
Once upon a time,, there was a part of Wikipedia that nobody went to. This was because it was populated exclusively by screaming Wiki-Cunties. Now, those of you who never go to the opera probably don't know this, but Wikipedians are probably the bitchiest creatures on the face of this Earth. Almost as bad as opera fans. You take Joan Crawford, mix her with Bette Davis and add a swig of RuPaul and you still don't have any idea of how bitchy opera queens are. Or Wikipedia assrapers.
These bizarre and smelly creatures jealously guarded the gates of any article that had anything to do with opera, even though everybody knows that nobody likes opera (except for opera queens and Moreschi) and they had the sacred privilege of being able to decide what was important and what was not. They spent their days in happy bliss making royal pronouncements about the relative "importance" (or not) of opera composers...But this peaceful bliss could not last...
Enter The fieryangel
It came to pass that two voyagers come across the Court of King Jimbo and decided to Spam the shit out of it. This was only right and good, since TOW only exists for spam and porn (don't worry, we'll get to the porn part soon enough). But since TOW is really a hypnotic drug, they were seduced by this happy kingdom and decided to be good citizens of the God King...This was to be a fatal mistake...
The fieryangel meets the Screaming Opera Queens
One day, The fieryangel came across the kingdom of screaming opera queens and saw a phrase that was so putrid, that he just had to change it. This phrase was the lavish spectacle of the intermedi. Now, if you're normal, you're probably thinking "So what. That phrase sucks. Get rid of it".
But you're forgetting that you don't ever, 'EVER', cross an opera queen, not if you want to live to tell about it. You don't touch ONE WORD of the SacredOpera Lists which must be kept pure for all eternity to forever honor the name of our King Jimbo the 1st, forever and ever AMEN. And if the phrase the lavish spectacle of the intermedi is ever removed from this list, the World shall disappear in a clap of thunder and everything shall vanish. You don't even think of redirecting these articles to something more interesting! Or you shall be forever destroyed and thrown into Hell for all eternity
So when the word lavish was removed, a catfight of biblical proportions was unleashed upon The fieryangel.
After a serious bout of scratching and clawing, peace once again reigned on the kingdom of the opera queens...but there was trouble on the horizon...:
You see, The fieryangel had discovered the opera queens dirty secret: their sacred list was completely unsourced and totally failed NPOV and had to be baleeted. The Opera queens ran screaming to Arbcom and got The fieryangel bumped off the site...(well, not exactly, but that would have happened eventually because OPERA QUEENS NEVER FORGET!!!) However, it so happened that JzG made a rather stupid statement about what was not on his Ipod, which lead the Wikipedia Review to discover what was on his Ipod...
So The fieryangel put on his boogie shoes and hightailed it out of there before the screaming opera queens could tear him apart. He went to the land where people wail and gnash their teeth and where the sacred Kool-aid may not be served! So didst the Fagetry of Oppperaaahhh become pure and unsullied!
Muzak Fagit is a company owned by a fat American musicologist, middle-aged saxophonist skin flutist and sucker of meat popsicles; composer of oral works in Cookieville. He has gone by the names Greta and Jayne, and on weekends at a suburban Parisian hookah bar as Big A Fuckmuhbutt, where he pays to get horse-fucked as French midgets punch him in the nuts he despises because they remind him that he is, biologically, still a man. Big A and the Muzak Faggits conspired in 2006 to make Wikipedia their personal advertising machine. Arbcom banned both their royal asses, but not before they created articles about themselves. The two then went underground as The fieryangel on the Wikipedia Review. Big A went around telling shitty bands to stay away from Wikipedia because he was pissed they wouldn't let them re-write opera history to make it look like the music they pimp in their business was the greatest fucking music ever written. Let's just say the Muzak Faggits have a little USI....
— an actual quote from Muzak Fagit as The fieryangel at the Wikipedia Review.
As recently as April 2008 the Muzak Fagits were self-promoting on the French Wikipedia.
For the first six months of 2008, he stalked Wikipedia's Israeli faggot pornographer and serial self-promoter David Shankbone. On Wikipedia Review, sysop and general ass-cancer Somey liked that the Big A provided the diffs and the links to trash Wikipedia. Nobody knew it was Muzak Fagit behind The fieryangel, even on Wikipedia Review, until dumbass A, wearing his facemerkin man-disguise, joined the Wikipedia Review's Facebook. Like, how many other opera-loving, saxophone-sucking, Germaine Tailleferre-fucking, expatriate furfaggits can there *be* in goddamn Sodomland? Even less, Lameass-sur-Marne, a city of not even 20,000 people, where Big Wedgie wrote that he and his boyfriend Jean-Faggy are celebrities. Shankbone brilliantly set a trap for this drama bitch (even the fucking name 'The fieryangel' is some big fucking dramatic opera reference nobody gets). He got his IP from a StatMeter! Shankbone came completely unhinged at Wikipedia, creating moar dramaz when he was told by double-agent Alison that unless he's Tony Sidaway, he "must never, ever call a bitch a cunt on Wikipedia." as the last time someone called a woman a "lying, manipulative cunt", they were banned. Shankfag vowed to show the Big A that the Internets is serious fucking business, just for the lulz. A long time ago, in a fagaxy far far away.
A's self-promotage was Shankbone's pwnage both in English and French, even though Big A tried to save his English Wikipedia article by removing a PROD using an anagram of Shankbone's name, "User:Vanish, Dead Knob" and then he gets blocked while he poses as a German meth whore named "Greta".
Muzak Fagit: Where Every Homo Who Plays The Skin Flute Gets Published
The Big A first found out he was a dramatic faggot in the black hills of North Faggistan. You could say he was "The Asshole of America's Asshole". Too ashamed to allow him off the ranch, his parents home-schooled him (and watched the sheep get rammed) until they could send him off to the moist Armpit of America: Texass. There he learned to suck off a guy for a nickel until he saved up enough to buy his first fistophone.
Muzak Fagit: The Wikipedia Years
In a typical example of USI, he was seen adding himself to his shitty school the Saint Thomas Academy on Wikipootia (and misspelling what he does).
After ArbCom told the Muzak Fagits to plaster their spam somewhere else besides all over the French, Italian, English and German Wikipedias, the two homos left behind their MuzakFagit account and ran into the open, loving arms of the concise and intelligent criticism of the Wikipedia Review.
Muzak Fagit: The fieryangel Years
"Wikipedia will never, ever, get EU cultural funding for a project because of me!" - Big A as The fieryangel
Bigbootey's Batshit Crazy Denial That He is The fieryangel
In all his faggotry, still sounding like a cunt and Fucktard, he tried one last attempt--that mostly worked--on the Wikipediot Review (Neo-Nazis aren't that smart). The jizz is this: Big A befriended Jimbo Wales on Facebook so that he would do him a favor, and blank the ArbCom about his spamming Muzak Fagit 9001 times on Wikipedia. Then, according to The fieryangel, he told Jimbo a lie: he is The fieryangel (when he really is not). This was a trap the Big A set for Jimbo, to see if, after doing him the favor of blanking the ArbCom page, Jimbo would then tell other people that The fieryangel, who went around to conservative blog "The Lonely Conservative" and fed the insane bitch there a bunch of bullshit, who vowed to "take Wikipedia apart", who continually ripped Wales a new asshole daily on the WR, whether Wales would betray Big A's trust (after doing him a favor) and spill the lie that The fieryangel is Big A (when he/she/it's not). Make sense? No? Well, here's The fieryangel's explanation of how he is not 'Big A' and he exposed Jimbo (from the May 13th Wikipedia Review thread courtesy blanked by Neo-Nazi Hypocrite Giant Cunt Somey):
"Call Me Miss Fieryangel": You fail it (It = coming up with a story that any of the 13 year old boys you try to pied-piper with your Fukophone would see right through). Le Cuntage! The Aristocrats Shat Upon You! Feel The Luv!
Accounts Used by the Fagits to Spam Their Shit
- 184.108.40.206 English Wikipedia
-  French Wikipedia
-  English Wikipedia
- 220.127.116.11 French Wikipedia
- Hellokittybangbang French Wikipedia
- Arequipa French Wikipedia
- 18.104.22.168 Italian Wikipedia
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