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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Æ Roadmap
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
- aediot
Morganphantom15
Morganphantom15 is one of the new additions to the Horton Hears a Who fandom. She is known for having called off her fictional wedding between her and Stan from South Park in order to pursue a relationship with Jojo from the Horton Hears a Who movie. Seeing as Jojo and Stan are in fact, little boys, one may wonder if Morgan is a pedophile. Fact: Morgan threatened to become an hero IRL over the final episode of South Park's 11th season because Wendy stole her man. This was laughed upon by most, but of course she deleted everything before caps were made. This was at least 100 days before Jojo.
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The Wedding is OFF!
Morgan was just like any other tartlet, she made shiny animu art between her and Stan, and made up a cute little storyline where Stan and her Mary-Sue make love and have two kids. This garnered many friends who supported her love for Stan. However one day while she was flicking her bean to South Park, she saw the commercials for the new Horton Hears a Who movie and her love for Stan was all but forgotten!
—Morganphantom15 | ||
But what of her children with Stan you say? Well she thought of that! With a snap of her chubby pedophile fingers, she changed the father to Jojo as if nothing ever happened!
—Morganphantom15 | ||
True Love 4eva!
Her new love had to be proclaimed for all of DeviantArt to see! I mean, couldn't they see that she truly loved Jojo and it wasn't just because he looks like an emo child and has the voice of Jesse McCartney? No, Morgan's love was totally real! So like any 15 year old would do, she made a new journal to do so!
Baawww!
Alas, from all good drama there is lulz to be had, as undoubtedly Morganphantom15 was snarked which resulted in much lulz and drama for all! People began to tell her that it was unhealthy for her to lust after fictional little boy cock, so her friends came to the rescue, telling people to STFU because she could love whoever she wanted! Nevermind that he wasn't real nor of legal age! So Morgan did what anyone would do, she begged people to stop being mean to her!
—Morganphantom15 | ||
After all was said and done, she decided to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING, as if nothing ever happened, but lucky for us we have screenshots!
- LeavemealoneBaaaw.jpg
BAAAWWWW!
- MorganBAAAWW001.jpg
MY LOVE FOR JOJO IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
- MorganBAAAWW002.jpg
PLZ STOP U R HURTING ME :(
- MorganBAAAWW003.jpg
When all else fails, sic your fangirls on them!
- RandombabeBAAAWW001.jpg
How dare you try to help her!
- RandombabeBAAAWW002.jpg
She's just expressing her love!
- RandombabeBAAAWW003.jpg
13 year old fantard KNOWS love!
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Some serious butthurt
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I am a closet LESBIAN!
Some deviants decided to point out to Morgan that her original character was a Mary Sue, which lead to massive butthurt and moar hidden comments. If there is any justice in the world, you will refuse to call her anything but a Mary Sue until she finally gets banned for her generally immature behavior towards people who point out her faggotry. Of course when she points it out herself it makes things all the more lulzworthy that she is just that retarded.
—Morganphantom15 being butthurt, per usual | ||
- AMNOTMARYSUE.jpg
- NOTAMARYSUEGOSH.jpg
Morgan pointing out what someone already told her.
JoJo
Jojo is the underage emo star of Blue Sky Studio's newest CG film, Horton Hires a Ho, based on Dr. Seuss' epic trilogy of novels by the same name. Apparently deaf and dumb, Jojo has nonetheless garnered a huge fan following of people who appreciate his WAI WAI KAWAII nature and soft, dark emo heart. Nevermind that the kid is underage, just check out that sexy fuzzy body! Who wouldn't want to date that?
Horton Hears a Sue
The first second that Horton trailers hit the internet, the Series of Tubes birthed a horde of squealing Who-Sues.
JoJo Gallery
- JojoIsBestial.jpg
You just want to stick him down your cleavage.
- Beatniks Jojo.jpg
They trade My Chemical Romance MP3s.
He doesn't care since he is emosexual.
I don't remember there being goths in Green Eggs and Ham.
- JojoDigsBlondeChicks.jpg
DAT SUM LENS FLARE?!
- JojosBigGothClub.jpg
He looks old enough so it's AWWWWRIIIIIIIGHT
- JojoSexTalk.jpg
"Lol! Well i was righting my story when i thought about what it would be like if the Mayor gave JoJo AND Jesse the talk about the birds and the bees. And this is what i got!"
- JojoRLLove.jpg
^___________^
- JojoHermione.jpg
Jojo is also banging Hermione of Harry Potter fame.
- JojoIsAKid.jpg
Come here you beautiful ten-year-old
- JojoMorgan.jpg
Ever since having a stroke, the right side of Jojo's face has been paralyzed
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