Moralfags are *chan posters: newfags, who want to harness the power of Anonymous towards good works in place of lulz and the continuous accumulation of Japanese pornography. Moralfags and Fail are the true cancer killing /b/, after gaiafags and furries. Six independent studies have shown that the only way to treat that cancer is with fire and CP. Lots of CP. In fact, forget the fire.
Moralfags believe that the internet is serious business. They also believe that they are making shit difference in the world by prancing in front of Scientology with Guy Fawkes masks and Longcat signs without doing it for the lulz. Moralfags can sometimes be found in pedophile and serial killer imageboards telling everyone that they are sick fucks (which they are) not because salting the earth is fun, but because they legitimately care if children get raeped and if hookers die from something other than AIDS. A good example of a moralfag is Mark Bunker, who temporarily turned Anonymous into a nest of fail.
Independent observers argue that Anonymous is a fucking serious business Green-head (see foto right) and the Moralfag or Newfag is the only one who smiles and has fun. This is lolinternet, loooooool.
Various Breeds of MoralFag
—Christfag, butthurting right back.
Half of moralfags protest against Scientology because they believe religion is the root of all evil. The other half is made up of people who believe their religion is the ONLY religion. Trolling either group is often seen as a waste of time, since they are quite happy to forget what they are protesting about and start screaming and clawing at each other.
—Moralfag, obviously aware of the real nature of Anonymous.
—Moralfag, upon discovering 12chan, and, in turn, irony.
—Moralfag, on reaching out and touching somebody OPILM.
—Impotent rage, or armchair psychiatry, is a telltale sign of a butthurt moralfag.
—Moralfag, upon knowing that Anon gave Ashley Tisdale AIDS.
—Moralfag, bitching about software piracy.
Neutralfags are the members who try to appear to be free-thinking individuals by criticizing both sides for taking themselves too seriously – older anons and hatefags regard them as little more than hypocritical moralfags who are happy to step on their own kind just to avoid looking like retards.
—The above was written by someone
Lulzfags are a sub-breed of Neutralfag who are trying their best to resemble the old anonymous but of course end up being equally self-righteous. Of course the old Anonymous was never like that anyway.
—Anon trying to be the next Machiavelli.
Another anon pointed out that due to moralfags, Anonymous now has a new Ebaums in the CoS. Too bad he didn't realize that it was actually an elaborate troll by the 7chan mods, and they actually did raid epileptics, lulz.
—Spartoman, posting with a tripcode.
Retarded copypasta from a neutralfag's view. However, moralfags tend to forget the fact that Scientology is *NOT* Anonymous' target since the rise of Mark Bunker.
—D&Dfag attempting to appear dangerous.
Trolling moralfags can lead to a lot of lulz, so if you do decide that you want to troll the living fuck out of them, here's what you do.
Step 1: Discern what offends one or more moralfag(s) the most.
Step 2: Post it where they are.
Step 3: Look at the comments.
Step 4: ????
Step 5: PROFIT
- Tell them how pointless their protests are and that all they have achieved is bringing tons of newfags in to ED and 4chan.
Moralfags on TOW
- Get 2 or more people to edit any Scientology related page, and put in that Scientology kills people's cats.
- Change the TOW articles to say some people say that Scientology is science fiction.
- Make edits to cult and new religious movement articles. The Moralfag admins on TOW are mostly supporters of cults or are cult members themselves (examples LOL desysopped cult members Ed Poor and Jossi). Cult members on TOW try to remove mention of the word cult and replace it with new religious movement, a made-up phrase the cults paid biased researchers at least 100 dollars in Jew gold to make up and push out.
- Make the EST and Landmark Education articles look more like the scientology article. Write that EST was formed by John Paul Jew a used car salesman and use this as a reference. When it gets reverted argue what is the difference between "Hubbard, an American writer of pulp fiction, especially science fiction" and "John Rosenburg a seller of cars,especially used cars".
When is it NOT Moralfaggotry?
When a cat dies.
And sometimes, even when it doesn't.
- Project Chanology
- Diamond Anastasia
- Drawdrawr adminz
- Thats not funny my brother died that way
- The Cancer
- White Knighting
- Internet Revolution
- Internet Vigilante
- New York Nurse
- Hatefag Naturally
- The ED Civil War - In which the bitching that goes on here on ED is poorly documented and should be deleted as soon as possible.
- Raidfag Wench Not actually a hatefag, but the older anons certainly admire her.
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