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moot
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT moot QUIT & JOINED JEWGLE!!! |
moot (AKA m00t, m00tle, mootykins, m♥♥t, Doug, mοοt !Εр8рui8Vw2 ## Αdmіn and (the) faggot, "real" name Christopher Poole (aka Chris Poole) or Robert Goin or Rick Benson), is a completely respectable Mexican treacherous jew who, after turning into a swan and raping the maiden Internets, conceived 4chan and invented memes. It offers free porn of multitudinous varieties, but, like a pay-per-view phoenix, dies every new moon and must be resurrected by shedding the blood of a donator.
Moot then takes this money and flees to Cancun, Mexico; also known as Mootxico. He has prepared for this by graduating from grade school with a degree in Mexican studies. All the while spreading a deadly concoction of diabetes, cancer, AIDS, and epic fail which combined to form swine flu.
In addition, his life goal is to be the little girl.
Lately his popularity has changed due to him becoming an awkward fucktard who thinks he is an Internets celebrity, making 4chan his own personal army and make anonymous look like dangerous HACKERS ON STEROIDS.
Moot, the supreme overlord of the Internet that he is, is responsible for /b/-day in which the pedophiles of 4chan were exiled from the land of milk and honey known as /b/, and cast out into the cesspool known as Anontalk.com. Unfortunately the wrath of Moot was indiscriminate, as his banhammer of massive girth fell too hard on too broad a landscape, so as a result unsuspecting /b/tards who were not to blame for any illegal content posted on 4chan were also banished from /b/ resulting in a massive rebellion against Lord Moot. More information can be found on the /b/-day page.
However, in December 07, moot's castle of hentai, AIDS, and cat macros was taken from him, forcing him to live as just another gay person on the internet for a few days.
Lately however, Moot is back from Mootxico after his soup-binge and homo erotic adventures. But, does he have any IRL friends? NO?! OMFG ARE YOU SURPRISED! Did you learn anything from the above? Moot likes to take credit for starting Anonymous, but it was actually Shii who started it on his own imageboard and then convinced moot to implement it on 4chan's /b/. [1]
Moot's tripcode is #faggot, if for some reason you didn't know. File:Eatthisfag.PNG File:Eatthisfag2.PNG Also a permaban if you try to use it, so don't do it.
Did you know that even though moot almost never answers his emails, he saves every email that he gets forever?
As of late he has been fagging up /r9k/ with his sticky threads; the most recent claiming to have a girlfriend, however this is a lie, because as we all know: moot is a faggot (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Although moot is usually a complete bastard that hates 4chan users more than they hate themselves, he has been pretending to give a shit about his website by adding a "see look, i really do listen to your suggestions!!!!!!" sticky to /b/. In an attempt to prevent a complete exodus of 4chaners to reddit, moot has intergrated the amazing Web 1.0 [Top] and [Bottom] buttons, allowing people without Home and End keys to have the full 4chan experience.
Contents
- 1 Retirement
- 2 IRL name
- 3 Impersonation
- 4 The mystery of his sexual preference
- 5 LOL J/K HE'S STRAIGHT
- 6 Summer '08
- 7 Epic raid
- 8 moot 2009
- 9 2012 Election Nominee
- 10 Fixing 4chan
- 11 Ascii copypasta
- 12 /b/tard Fap material
- 13 Please Read
- 14 Moot at Anime Weekend Atlanta 2013
- 15 Moot sells out 4chan
- 16 Moot retires
- 17 Exposed on Ashley Madison
- 18 See also
- 19 External Links
Retirement
—Some dood with a little bro | ||
IRL name
Anonymous, with their desire to hunt down moot for his cock, found out that he was raised in Springfield, Illinois. At first, it was assumed that moot's name was Richard Goin, based off a Google search, since Google always tells the truth. However, further investigation into the camwhoring of his friends brought about the theory that moot's first name is actually Robert, and that his friends are in fact closeted furries.
Further research has revealed that Richard Robert Goins is not in fact moot's real name, but it is his porn name. In porn, moot for unknown reasons always wears his baseball cap. It is his signature style no other adult film star has had before. moot currently resides in Cambridge, Massachusetts (see image on top right) and according to his TOW page, moot's real IRL name is Jerome Bettis.
Impersonation
Since 4chan began until early 2009, 4chan had no rule against moot impersonation and on /b/ it clearly was allowed by the rules. Eventually moot noticed this, although he'd always ban for it. The other moderators never have and never will ban for it--all bans for this are from moot and they're only for moot impersonation, never W.T. Snacks impersonation.
moot is a pretty laid back guy, but when someone impersonates him, he becomes insanely furious. Why? Nobody knows. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and yet moot gets just as enraged over moot impersonation as Chris-chan and The Real Chris Chan get over Chris-chan impersonation.
Originally, moot impersonation was as easy as this:
But over time moot has been working to stop it. Techniques still exist but whenever they're posted on ED, moot quickly blocks them due to the flood of newfags not knowing when to and when not to use them.
The mystery of his sexual preference
Question is: is moot homosexual or bisexual?
The answer remains a mystery because moot has never replied to this. Nonetheless, moot occasionally tries to solicit dates on 4chan with hilarious consequences when people guess his sexual preference wrong.
Moot is well known as a homosexual:
- He often will kiss other men.
- He says he wants to be the little girl.
- He crossdresses, usually sexually in crotchless outfits.
- Even when he doesn't crossdress, he wears lots of pink and he wears women's makeup that at the very least makes his checks extra rosy.
- He repeatedly bans female camwhores saying he doesn't care and when a male hits on moot, moot replies back eagerly and then stickies the post.
- He says he wants to be the little girl.
- He is seen in photos hanging around with hot girls and not showing any sign of attraction to them.
- He is too well groomed for a straight man.
- He says he wants to be the little girl.
- And then of course there's his tripcode...
moot, though, is the only man in existence who can pull off being both cool and a #faggot at the same time.
LOL J/K HE'S STRAIGHT
Though this could be a boner he got looking at men, and he posed a female to grab it to mislead the public. Moot explained that it was actually a Styrofoam cucumber in his Reddit Q&A.
Summer '08
In 2008 moot was seen a lot more on 4chan, sticking every thread he posts in on /b/ and /r9k/ and leaving it there for days for all to be blessed by his presence. He has also been spotted updating the news page and asking people to read it and occasionally showing up in the weekly Midnight Snacks threads on /r9k/ and banning anyone who says anything about his past with Snacks. Moot recently trolled 4chan, especially /b/, by giving an interview in the Wall Street Journal about 4chan where he released his real name, and later stating on 4chan that "Christopher Poole" was just an act of trolling.
Many /b/tards with half a brain were able to see this for what it was, a lame-assed attempt to cover his tracks, as moot would not lie to the Wall Street Journal. For moot, as a wannabe camwhore, would not want to piss off a reporter and jeopardize future interviews. The result is that he will be promptly SWATted just like Kirtaner was. This is expected to result in a surge of newfags on the site, much to the dismay of many /b/tards.
Time Magazine article
Wall Street Journal article
moot's testimony in the Sarah Palin email hacking case.
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Epic raid
On November 9th, 2008, moot posted a number of threads pretty much showing how much of a camwhore he is, so /b/tards took initiative and began posting numerous threads similar to moot's, only to receive the banhammer, but was pretty funny while it lasted. For some reason people kept thinking these trolls were moot and were subsequently trolled themselves. Below is an example of this:
moot 2009
On February 17th, 2009, moot found himself gracing the front page of the style/culture section of the The Washington Post. Drawing on his appearance at ROFL Thing this year, the article is basically the same as the Time Magazine article published last year, apart from the revelation that despite the growing publicity the internet's "master of memes" has received in the last year and a half and the lucrative ad revenues he's been pulling in due to 4chan's ever-growing popularity, he's been unable to secure a job IRL, still living with his mom, and 20k in debt. TL;DR: moot is in for tough times, where did it all go?.
- Washington Post article - "His real name is Christopher Poole."
On the bright side for mootle, Time Magazine has decided to suck his muddy cock even more, and included him on the voting list of Time`s 100 Most Influential People. Wait, what?
As of April 27th Moot IS Time Magazine's World's Most Influential person. A Time Magazine editor had this to say, "I know it was rigged but he just would not stop offering to suck my cock. So, I finally let him and JESUS CHRIST, shit was so cash. Why do you think he won by such a wide margin?" I wonder if he got the stains out?
2012 Election Nominee
Troll the vote is an up coming campaign started on 4chan. As of 2012 moot will be 25, which is the age where he is a legal candidate for the house of Representatives. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
Fixing 4chan
By 2012 moot had been getting nostalgic over the fact that 4chan would be turning 9 years old. Now that moot makes money from his faggot site canv.as, he has more time to fuck off on the interbutts. So moot tried to get in touch with everyone with on how to make people happier. He popped up on every board answering questions. With the surge of questions, moot has made /q/, a board for questions, where moot and mods lurk answering questions, and where users post suggestions on how to fix 4chan. However, /q/ has backfired horrendously, as it turns out moot and mods barely ever (if at all) answer questions that don't immediately interest them, and the board has since turned into a clusterfuck of complaining about how little moderation there is. Compound that with moot dodging every question related to 4chan moderation and getting into petty arguments with twelve-year-olds on /q/ (frequently telling them that if they don't like 4chan they should make their own chan) and we all realize what a horrendous waste of time /q/ actually is; sources speculate that moot may only be keeping /q/ open due to the regular salad-tossing he receives from grateful white knights on the board. By 2013 /q/ was shut down because "that only worked about a day"
Ascii copypasta
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/b/tard Fap material
- I Wish To Be A Little Girl.jpg
- Moot Yotsuba Cake.jpg
- Inb4Belair.jpg
- Disguise.jpg
If only this was the truth...
- MootZalgo.jpg
- Mootsaid.jpg
- Gaymoot.JPG
- Mootispdox.png
- Moot-chair.jpg
- Moot Ghost.jpg
- Moot serverfuck.jpg
- Moot Server Rack.jpg
moot literally lives inside 4chan
And if you want to /b/ moot, /b/ moot.
- Mootroll.gif
Moot and EDF's Thuz
- Photo on 5-13-13 at 22.52 MOOT.jpg
- Intermoots.jpg
Lol, television.
- MultiMoot.jpg
A terrible photo-shoot he had done for his piece in Time.
- MootsMom.jpeg
moot's IRL mother.
- Nazimoot.jpg
- Better off dead.jpg
You would be wise to do what mother says, /b/.
- Hideousmoot.jpg
It truly is.
- Mootladen.jpg
- MootGeek.jpg
The great thing about being Moot isn't laughing at all of your failures, it's showing everyone online that he did.
Conspiring with the enemy...
- Mootkip.PNG
Gotta liek them.
When you see it, you'll shit bricks.
Yes, moot has cat ears even in real life.
- Moot3.jpg
He can be a little girl?
Moot fanart.
- Mootknot.jpg
November 30, 2008: Time to make up your mind, moot-groupies.
- Moot with boyfriend.jpg
His new boyfriend, a hugely endowed black man.
- Moot Nukem.jpg
- Proofbwasnevergood.jpg
yup
Somehow he's still broke.
oh shi-
- Butthurtm00t.jpg
He will b& you if you call him butthurt, foo.
- Ggngrtits.JPG
Proof Moot is hoarding his Jew gold.
- Mootisafaggot.png
moot admits to being a faggot.
- B moot suckin.jpg
Moar proof moot is hard gay, totally not a moot impersonator.
- Moot in dress plus cat ears.jpg
Moot is looking totally straight in this pic, not gay at all.
Moot, attempting to hide his identity with makeup and colored contacts. We know that jawline and that mouth, Moot!
- Mootforpresident.jpg
moot for president.
- Brilliantmoot.jpg
- IFag.jpg
moot with his iPad
Epilepsy someone?
Christopher "moot" Poole's Facebook, or should we say...Chris Poole's Facebook...
Chris "moot" Poole's want to see the world PUDDI
Chris "moot" Poole's Facebook, with DAT CAT!
Following no one?
moot on how to be gay
- Mootlol.gif
- Mootsxsw.png
- Moot.png
Wikipedia
- Mootesse.jpg
- Soup kfc.jpg
- Soup cakejpg.JPG
- Moot sign exploitable.png
- Moot shoe on head.jpg
- Mootporn3.jpg
Moot starring in 2dudes1bathtub.
- Mootingayporn.jpg
Surprisingly he's pitching.
- Moot snacks gay orgy.jpg
Now Snacks is involved
- Mootporn1.jpg
- Mootindrag.jpg
What the fuck? The only time he over took off his hat.
- Moot porn.jpg
trufax
- Mootporn2.jpg
- Mootporn4.jpg
Moot and W.T. Snacks.
- Moot porn as woman.jpg
He gets to be the little girl.
Moot is mosaic of gay!
- Mootrain.jpg
- Mootporn5.jpg
moot has mantitties
- Gay moot is gay 2.jpg
The second non-shopped pic, which yet again shows moot never taking off his baseball cap for porn
- Mootcuck.jpg
Current moot status
- MootMcMootlekinsnaked.jpg
- Mootwins.jpg
I accidentally a whole poll.
moot with his trollface on.
- Moot trool.png
- Moot exploitable plus.jpg
- Moot exploitable.jpg
oh exploitable moar
- Mootoffended.jpg
The day moot lost his innocence.
- Moot00.png
- Moot55.jpg
- Moot82.jpg
- Moot89.jpg
- Moot62.jpg
- Moot92.jpg
- Moot17.jpg
- Moot30.jpg
- Moot42.jpg
- Moot67.jpg
- Moot75.jpg
- Moot86.jpg
- Moot02.jpg
- Moot15.jpg
- Moot37.jpg
- Moot63.jpg
- Moot77.jpg
- Moot97.jpg
- Moot21.jpg
- Moot22.jpg
- Poole.jpg
Please Read
Sauce of That fucking cat
By invisibro, a 4chan moderator who lives in Brooklyn and is moot's personal friend (Like all the rest of moot's 21 moderators).
Moot at Anime Weekend Atlanta 2013
Moot recently hosted a panel for 4chan's 10th anniversary. He mentioned having an ex-girlfriend who didn't even bother to show up.
Moot sells out 4chan
Moot retires
In January 2015, Moot got tired of being called a cuck by his former userbase who left him when he sold out during GamerGate and would only come back from 8chan to shitpost on /pol/ and laugh at him for being cheated on by some Gawker employee named Mallory Greitzer who was only sleeping with him to get a promotion. To combat this he made all his mods sign a contract agreeing to do it for free, and then announced that he had "decided it is time to move on".
But Moot couldn't simply leave silently, he wanted to exit like an real hero, posting a global news announcement and holding a livestream on jewtube where he answered questions posted on the temporal board /qa/. The entire video was a cringeworthy whine-fest.
Later he admitted that he wouldn't be quitting 4chan for good, and would come back after taking a break, but that turned out to be a lie because mootles has sold 4chan to the creator of 2chan as of September of 2015. Fucking kike.
Exposed on Ashley Madison
If you thought that Ashley Madison was only for guys looking to bang strange used pussy, you are incorrect, as Mr. Poole used the service to have strange guys over to fuck his ugly girlfriend, while he sat in corner using his tears as lubrication to jerk off his rotting dick to his girlfriend spreading her herpes to lonely guys.
comecheckoutmyvan
See also
- GamerGate
- Zoe Quinn
- Cuckoldry
- blow jays
- brb, compromised
- brb, soup
- Canv.as Moot trying to make jewgolds.
- Mark Zuckerberg
- Meximoot
- Moot is Olev
- Oh, for fuck's sake.
- Snacks
External Links
- File:Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 66671017: ITT moot.
- File:Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 65169337: moot essay.
- File:Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 51360875: Tone it down guys.
- File:Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 49400589: moot fails at chemo
- File:Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 47925247: 7chan merger
- File:Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 43556173: moot goes insane
- File:Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 42632877: moot's email
- File:Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 28104324: for good (dirty) times, make it chinatown times
- File:Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 22972938: moot admits to letting /b/ kill itself
- File:Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 22962179: moot fanmail
- File:Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 21987589: make jenn a mod?
- File:Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 53239173: moot doesn't tip
- moot's Wikipedia entry
- Chris "moot" Poole's Facebook
moot- moot and faggot IRL friends
- moot Worship
- moot's Facebook
- Digg for Moot on the Lol Street Journal
- Click to email Moot
- Moot's Influential People article in Time Magazine (Written by Rick Astley himself)
- m00t is interviewed alongside ED regulars by New York Time's Mattathias Schwartz
- Somebody finally gets the Christopher Poole troll.
- moot retires
Vids
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