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    MissHannahMinx = infected with GOTIS
    You can help by not giving her any attention.

    The face of evil itself

    Hannah Wagner, also known as YouTube Favicon.png MissHannahMinx is a 20-something big-titted, Philly-living, weeaboo attention whore who makes YouTube videos about Japanese shit nobody cares about, bad reviews of retarded Apple technology, and her obese cats. Yeah, really. She's internet famous for having large tits, big eyes, wearing shitloads of makeup, and has an obsession with Gingers. She targets the weeaboo and Japanese audience to most successfully profit off her wonderful "personality traits". When it comes to writing, she also had a completely fanboy'd Wikipedia article, which unsurprisingly is now a redirect because it was completely fapped dry to deletion, until everyone blew their load all over sex dolls with her face on it.

    MHM has a terminal case of gotis (not to be confused with goatse, there is a huge difference), which is continually reinforced by her rabid fanboys who have been fooled into thinking that if they defend her e-honor, they might get to see her tits. According to certain users with experience on the subject, her tits would sag like two plastic bags filled with ketchup and water if it wasn't for her industrial strength push-up bras. Give it 10 years and they will sag, regardless of bra strength.

    Who or What is Minxy?

    "That bitch stole my gimmick!" [1]
    Faking you have crooked teeth is Minxy

    Hannah "Minxy" Minx grew up in Philadelphia and ate a lot of Philly cheese sammiches. The fat from these sammiches went straight to her bodacious double D tits. then spent some time in Japan doing some smoking fetish videos under the tag of "LaMinxette", which ironically had the same goal of videos she is making now, just with the cigarette. During this time she became what every Wapanese manchild/fangirl aspires to be - famous for being some kind of Japanese-speaking, big-boobed superstar idol for no explicable reason other than your looks and personality. Unlike most of her Wapanese contemporaries, this one has a decent grasp of the language of the Moon (albeit with a thick American accent) and a couple other useless, dead dialects, so she wasn't completely shunned by the Slants for her fan-tarding over the years. Holding this aside though, she's pretty much knocked out the rest of the weeb stereotypes and become an annoying, desperate attention-seeking facet of the internet of which is not only unforgivable, but downright retarded. Even her explanation of her catchphrase/nickname/lifestyle/etc., "Minxy," is proof enough of her epic failure upon culture.

    ED Singers explains in song form

    Minxy Choices
    What is Minxy?

    Summary of most of her videos

    A Response to What is Minxy

    Summary of most Minxy videos


    Assuming your ears aren't bleeding halfway through her videos, the main problem with Minxy's "work" on the internet can be seen - you would think someone that has been to the country and understands Japanese culture and lifestyles wouldn't be such a cunt about it, much less deliberately sound like a stereotypical weeaboo goth speaking in Engrish. Unfortunately for us, but probably fortunate for her, most of the internet consists of /b/tards, Gaiafags, Tartlets, and Fantards who think the only thing that comes out of Japan is Naruto and Gackt, and thus, you see the sellout skank before you that gets about a thousand follows a day and may very well surpass all those pairs of tits before her who tried being Queen Wapanese. Plus, you'll come to notice she has many more videos that make God cry, much less most YouTube Japanophiles being jealous, so you can't miss her even if you tried.

    After spending enough time watching her, fapping to her and reading about her, some would just ask, "Why?" when you account for the facts that at one point or another, she could've stopped acting like a Wap, and that she has the skills and potential to not become another dumb, white, annoying animu-tard, it all comes back to a simple cry for attention and a strong case of GOTIS, as previously stated in this article. She's also proven on many occasions that she'd rather be making YouTube videos than having an IRL most of the time, further strengthening the attention whore image. In essence, in a retarded need to have herself known and get exposure via the YouTube and other social media has now turned into what could be considered a personality that is either fake and means she's exploiting the Waps, or it's real and she's this annoying IRL.

    Love Life

    In one of her lame vlogs she claims that she has to remain single so she can be productive, which means making more videos on YouTube so she can get more Wap fanboys to fap to her boobs. The truth is, nobody reasonably attractive or with a decent personality wants to date her, so she chooses to believe that the perfect punk boy is just waiting for her, and she's too flaky and busy with her "work" to notice.

    Some Quotes

    <Fiskie> The amount of weeaboo is overwhelming



    <Ritegroic> I'd hit it

    <Ritegroic> I wouldn't date it, though.



    <flu> oh this bitch

    <flu> id hit it with a hammer



    <Cunt_Destroyer> id hit it twice

    <Cunt_Destroyer> max


    Cunt Destroyer

    <ShardDax> I'd hit it if they duct-taped it's mouth shut.



    <kale_> oh fuck yea






    One day down the road we'll find

    Another youtube scandal she's behind
    Don't tell me that i'm wrong
    Inb4: Magibon



    —Lyrics from the ED Singers song Minxy

    Some One of Her Fans

    Music Video Challenge

    Recently, there was a a shitty Minxy tribute video made by YouTube Favicon.png FatBlueMan to, as many suspect, draw attention away from the ED Singers song above, also titled "Minxy". Further proof of this was not only the cameo appearance of the weeaboo in question in this new "music" "video," but this response to the video to make moar covers of said shitty song to completely bury the ED Singers song on YouTube views 40:1. One way to combat this would be to do covers of the ED Singers "Minxy" song (the lyrics are on video's page on YouTube), or begin spamming the link to the ED Singers song (CLICK HERE) on either of the video pages; hell, why not both? Or really, get creative - it's all the same and the best work may get posted here for the world to see!

    I thought 2chers were smarter than this!


    Even 2ch has been captivated by this fat fuck! Show them the error of their ways by spamming Futaba Channel with Minxtitttts.jpg! Only then will their poor deluded NEET boners go soft!

    Video Series

    Cats and Racks



    Japanese 4 Whitey

    INTRODUCTIONS - She needs to introduce herself to a treadmill

    Chotto - DO SHIT
    Emoticon Fapping
    JWotD - Saikou
    JWotD - Hontou
    JWotW - Inu and Neko
    Really challenging her audience here with animu terms.
    What is Engrish? - A lesson in Irony 101!
    Let's go to the CANDY Store o(^-^)o

    Shameless Self-Promotion

    iPad AWESOMENESS - And even dropped a Chrome reference
    to show how computer-savvy she is

    JWotW - Ureshii + Mac-fapping

    Too Late - Waterproof Plastic Crap + A Bathing Suit/Bubble-Bath

    Girl Drama Denial Campaign

    Music Reviews



    —Former Music Portal czar ShardDax, during research

    There are FAR too many bad interviews with bands that were too busy attempting to not stare at her rack or make fun of her for being the only girl at a Metal concert wearing bunny or cat ears, but if you want to see her ruin some of your favorite music, there's an interview channel and here's a few links to the ones still on her page:

    Also, according to the lies of TOW, she hosts a college radio show, Minx Punx, and does ghost writing and reviews in the college newspaper. Of course, getting either of these jobs in college only requires a set of basic skills and going through some form of Communications degree plan (in her case Music Journalism), and a desperation to want to be part of the forms of dying media that are scraping by since the invention of the Internet. Which of course is perfect for someone that has a page on EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITE EVER.


    Hannah and the guy she lets play with her tits

    Minxy mysteriously stopped posting videos to her Youtube accounts in late 2013, with no explanation given, leaving many ronery virgins with a severe case of blue balls.

    This led many to assume that she'd been Fritzl'd by one of her many rabid fanboys, but in reality, she just finally realised that being an annoying weeb on the internet is a fucking stupid way to earn a living, and decided to get out of the game. She is now married to some dweeb, and has a kid, making her a certified MILF


    She even gets fanart that proves what they really want About missing Pics
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    See Also

    External links

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