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In order to fully appreciate the following drama, it should be established that Mintails is NOT a talented artist, so here's a quick sample of her work.
- Sonic and Tails.jpg
Typically gay fanart.
Obligatory chibi picture during an outbreak of rickets.
Pain the hedgehog is aptly named.
MinTails meets Sonicgirl21
Sometime in April, 2007, a deviant named sonicgirl21 (I'll call her SG for short) found a deviantART ID in an "Anti ShadOuge club". The ID was by Mintails, and being the nice person she was, SG went to the original (now BALEETED) in Mintails' gallery. SG gave her critique on her artwork. Being the retard she was, Mintails went EMO, OH SHIT! Sometime later Mintails spammed the fuck out of SG's page, calling her 'mean' and 'evil' and saying her disgusting artwork was 'her style'. She then blocked SG, because she thought she was "flaming" her. SOMEONE CALL THE WAAAAMBULANCE!!!
Soon after, many of MinTails' naive friends came over and flamed SG as well for critiquing Mintails' beautiful art.
One friend, Gaja-Bat, was such a retard that she spammed SG's page (along with her friends' pages), telling them that SG was SO EVIL AND MEAN WAAAAAAAAAH! Many then pointed out that Gaja was a fucktard, like Mintails.
Many lulz were harvested during this argument:
—MinTails - holding a pity party
—Gaja-bat - lapping up Mintails' shit and demonstrating his/her "wonderful" grammar.
Patching the Wounds?
After the war, SG sought out to make friends with MinTails, and contacted Gaja, bearing a gift (BALEETED from SG's gallery) for Mintails and apologies. Mintails then unblocked SG and SG watched her.
Soon after, Mintails uploaded another picture and SG sought out to critique again, making it a little softer than the last time.
—Sonicgirl21, on Mintails' piece of crap.
Naturally, Mintails, again, took it as a threat, and responded with this:
Mintails failed to realize that her pic was not as great as she thought it was and got extremely butthurt. Afterwards, she blocked SG again.
3 or so months later, SG made an apology picture for Mintails, this time, her character Eliza. She sent it to Mintails and asked to do a collaboration. Mintails agreed happily.
After, Mintails hosted a contest. SG then said the following:
—Sonicgirl21, on the contest.
Her fuck buddy, Chibiami-chan, then went batshit crazy for SG stating what needed to be in a contest to participate. Her master followed her lead.
Mintails said the following:
—Mintails, being a retard.
Mintails once again failed to realize that no one was actually jealous of her mad skillz.
Is MinTails going to become an hero?
When she discovered this article, MinTails wrote this bitchfest...
—Mintails on being unable "to english" at age 13, calling the Waaabulence, and being emo
Original Journal. BALEETED
Emo furry is emo and should go become an hero so no one has to hear her bitching anymore.
After MinTails wrote the journal, Gaja-twat replied stating SG didn't write this article, because she doesn't have an ED account... or does she?, in Swedish. If you have a translator, please translate all Swedish they say in the journal and post it here!
Some time ago, MinTails' account was fucked at full force by Anonymous. MinTails responded by hiding comments and her fantards were quick to defend their beloved queen. However despite their best efforts the onslaught continued and MinTails decided that the best solution would be to leave, so that she could slit her wrists.
- Mintails hater.JPG
Mintails Hater leaves a comment.
- Plz don't do this.JPG
Some people were sad to see her leave.
- Leave forever.JPG
Others, not so much.
- Mintails on deviantART Abandoned
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