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MimiKayuko (powerword: Andria Wehner), is one of the many Deviantart suethors in major denial. Despite having twenty fucking two folders existing primarily to home her various self inserted mary sues, she denies that any of her so called original characters are such.
MimiKayuko started off just like any tartlet, taking pictures of classmates so as to appear to have friends and taking photos of every scribble she shits out in a notebook.
She eventually advances from taking blurry photos of her crayon abuse to figuring out what prt+scr button does and proceeds to abuse that as well by joining online roleplaying games and screen capping her beautiful OC's and then submitting them to DA, despite that being against the rules. But nobody reads those. After months of abusing on the prt+scr button she discovers the wonders of doll bases.
Rarely does MimiKayuko exert the effort to draw her own shit but when she does every third Thursday of each month during a rain storm of about 5x8 miles after a thick fog proceeding a unicorn bat-mitzvah, they are unfailingly distorted and penis shaped.
Expectedly, nothing has changed in her "art" stlye or behaviour in 2011, since her joining in '07-'08. She still rapes the mouse in MSPaint and slaps her fat rolls on the keyboard when typing up her OC's bio. The only real improvement is that her class mates have asked her to stop sneaking photos of them and lying about her relationship with them. Her main means of expressing what we can loosely regard as ideas is the dry anal rape of doll bases. Unlike the other talentless children on DA, she has come into possession of a professional art program, photoshop, and yet can't seem to shit out anything on her own and thus relies nearly solely on doll bases. Even after acquiring the program every fuckface little kid on DA cries and begs for, she still shits out MSPaint quality brain diarrhea and cannot grasp the concept of anatomy.
A recent study shows that she is really fucking desperate to get attention. How desperate you may ask? So desperate that she's made two other accounts on DA used to favourite her main accounts bullshit 'art' and to defend herself. She's even complimented her own art using said sock-accounts, further displaying her narcissistic faggotry. She's made fan art for herself. Would you like a glass of tears with that roflcake? All three were made at about the same time though neither of the other two have any deviations what so ever. The names of both make it painfully obvious they're just puppet accounts since one accounts name is the name of her god-awful American Dragon oc and the other uses the same first name as that oc and also just so happens to have several of her shit stains in the favorites.
A Typical MimiKayuko OC
Will unfailingly consist of only their name, a little bit of info and maybe some likes and dislikes but always which canon male she mashes with her self insert. Mimikayuko has never, not once, finished a characters reference sheet. Ever. A sheet will get as far as her info and as soon as you hit the bio she claims she will finish it some other time but never ever does. Obviously this is her method of getting her foot in the door but that's as far as she ever gets. After drawing her character molesting and/or raping some poor man, she moves onto the next love of her HotPocket smeared life. She doesn't even have to know what the show, cartoon, movie or book is about to make an OC for it. The simple rules of that continuum escape this rotund piglet every time. The simple fact that a person in the Airbender Universe has one bending skill or none besides the Avatar flies completely over her head.
You roody-poo's better not steal her original characters or else she'll call you names and go on a tangent about how your original character is a copy of hers even though the only similarity is their hairstyle or skin color. A popular instance is after * submitted a Hetalia oc by the name of Alaska then proceeded to submit a Sailor Universe OC. This enraged MimiKayuko who then wrote a journal pissing out accusations, only to delete it when TashaTusspot removed the images, and provided links so that her fellow retards could report Tasha for having similar characters. Like most other spoiled brats, MimiKayuko throws an utter fit when she thinks she's being treated unfairly. Even when the person she's trying to rally her fellow hand-eye-coordination challenged friends against is totally in the right.
The Many Love Lives of MimiKayuko
She is in the delusion that any fictional character she beats off to is hers and hers alone. She never has felt or seen a penis in real life, let alone a man, because there is no man in the galaxyverse that would ever want to fuck a selfish, overweight, illiterate 13 year old with serious anger issues and lack of ambition. As mentioned before, Mimikayuko has shat out twenty-two folders for her gallery for each of her self inserted mary-sues. Her main victims are some of the more popular males of the Naruto Manga/anime including Orochimaru, Cockashi, Kabuto, Sasuke, Itachi and Hidan who are all hers and nobody else is allowed to have them. 99.99% of her Oc bios include something along the lines of her self insert knowing them since a very young age and them being bestust friends and falling in love at the age of five. Of course having a love life as a toddler never effects their ability to be better than everybody else at everything and become the best at what they do. In most cases she is also a princess, even if princesses don't really exist in that time or region or if there is already a princess. If a character is already in a relationship canonly then don't doubt MimiKayuko will deny the validity of that relationship and insist her OC is the only and only true love for them. At one point during her Despicable Me hard-on she had requested that a Gru and Vector based fan group allow only her OC and Gru pairings, which the founder promptly denied. She shows no remorse for her greed and only continues to barrel through the media claiming every male she possibly can. Almost anybody will do such as guys from The Hobbit, Naruto, Despicable Me, Disney Movies (Hades, Barbarossa, Milo, American Dragon Jake Long, Jackie Chan, etc) Horses, Hetalia,Xiaolin Showdown,Airbender, Avatar,Kingdom Hearts and various miscellaneous characters.
Butthurt over her Article
Seems that she believes she can warrant herself her own personal army of Tartlet friends to launch an attack against the trolls. And for some unexplained reason, she think that we're trying to shut down DevianTART, which is just her way of getting people to listen to her bullshit "case" of cyber bullying.
She also believes DevianTART was ever a "beautiful, kind, and sweet site".
There are over 9000 articles of tartlets making asses of themselves up here and she is just another butthurt retard that thinks that ED is one person out to get them. Nevertheless she chooses to believe that she deserves special treatment of some kind beacause she's innocent and this has gone too far.
Of course, this is all just coverup for the fact she wants everyone to forget she ever had an article up here for a reason and get everyone to give her sympathetic ass-pats for being featured on such a 'meanie-site'. Mimikayuko is infact taking things so super serious as to try and get an e-lawyer to sue all 399 of the users on ED.
Some Golden Comments on her account
—Terranol on Mimikayuko being a fucking idiot
She leaving and she's srs u gaiz
As far back as August 21st, 2011, she began making claims that she's deleting art. She doesn't say why, but likely because she was getting sick of being told what an inept ape she was. On the 30'th of that month, she made another journal telling everybody that she made another account and only her friends an know where it is followed by another journal a couple of days later about how DA has 'loosers'. Whatever the fuck that is. Exactly one month later, another journal appeared about how she's leaving DA for good and it's not her fault she's a retard who can't draw a piece of shit if she was given a stencil and a brown crayon. Lacking sufficient asspats to keep her on DA, she advertises that she's getting rid of her art even though she didn't remove any the first time she claimed she would a month earlier. Even though she claimed she was 'leaving forever' on October 2nd, one month after, she's still on DA making another leaving forever journal which will undoubtedly be followed by another 'bawleeting everything' journal and another leaving forever journal a month after that one.
Guess who actually followed through? But not to worry folks, Tropical-BlueMermaid is still alive and well!
Despite having created and run away from seven accounts, Andrea has learned only one thing and that is to keep her possessive caps-rape declarations to herself. Sure, she may not e-shout about how Loki's pale, 2-inch manchild wanker is HERZ AND HERZ ALOEN!!11, but she makes up for it still with the ever-flowing pus-bucket she calls her DA gallery. She's pretty much divorced each of the twenty-something husbands and focuses all of her four weeks of attention to Loki, StarScream, Jackie Fucking Chan, Aro Voltori, Dr. Who, Once Upon A Times Rumpleforeskin, Amon, Victorious character Robbie, Mozenrath and eventually any of the main male characters of any other fandom she's in. In the usual Andrea Whelmer fashion, she makes sure to let everybody know that her OC and the Canon have been bff's for liek, evr and always leaves the Flaws blank in the character sheets. Otherwise, she's still the same shitty artist with the same shitty MarySues with completely original descriptions such as:
—Andrea's MarySue for the Thor/Avengers Movie, Eira.
— Excerpt from her Thor/Avengers Fanfic. Probably plagiarized from every other fanfiction on the planet.
— The Doctors actual wife vandalizes the Space-Time continuum just to keep this hag from marrying The Doctor. The Doctors actual wife being even slightly concerned for her and The Doctors relationship would have been over-reacting.
— Her firebinding FC decides to join the Equalists, a group of people who hate benders, despite being BFF's with the Avatar herself. Change her FC with a black chick and the Equalists with the KKK and you have yourself the next BlockBuster!
— Admitting that her OC's are just as unoriginal as the fuckface that whelps them.
Just like very suethor on DeviantArt, she's convinced her OC's are special enough to have their own groups devoted to them and whatever poor canon character she can get her grubby little fingers on. After her failed attempt to make a Dispicable-Me group convert to allowing on her OC and Gru images and nobody else's, she began shitting out her own groups such as:
*http://megatronxdarkstream.deviantart.com/ Her MegaTron x DarkStream group. Isn't Dark-Stream what happens to your piss when you don't drink enough water?
- http://starscreamxvidia.deviantart.com/ Her StarScream x Vidia group with a whopping four members and no art other than what she shat out or paid people to draw.
- http://lavenderxfrodo.deviantart.com/ Her Frodo x Lavender group with only her and her friend as members. Once again, the only art that she didn't draw was paid for.
- http://jackiexwakahiru-me.deviantart.com/ Her Jackie Chan x Waka..flacka whatever group
- http://gruxtiffa.deviantart.com/ Gru x Tiffa, three gallery contributions, two of which, you guessed it, requested or paid for.
- http://evilqueenreginamills.deviantart.com/ Evil Queen Regina group for the Once Upon a Time television series.
- http://rumpelstiltskinxjade.deviantart.com/ Rumplestiltskin x Jade grou for the Once Upon a Time television series.
- http://lokixeira.deviantart.com/ Loki x Eira group
- http://disneyaladdinoc.deviantart.com/ Aladdin OC group
- http://victorious-oc.deviantart.com/ An OC fail group for the abortion of a television series that is Victorious.
NEW More failgroups for her MarySue pairings
- http://warpxaurora.deviantart.com/ Dedicated to Warp Darkmatter of the Buzz Lightyear series and her sue, Aurora.
- http://frostxbeauty.deviantart.com/ Dedicated to Loki and her Sue, Ingrid
*http://www.mimikayuko.deviantart.com/ Her DevianTART
- http://morgankong.deviantart.com/ Her other DevianTART
- http://morgankatano.deviantart.com/ Her other other DevianTART
- http://kayuko-club.deviantart.com/ Another fucking DevianTART
- http://vanessa-haft.deviantart.com/ Another DeviantTART
- http://melina-jones.deviantart.com/ Possibly her newest account
- http://tropical-bluemermaid.deviantart.com/ Brand new account; this one is for evading all those bothersome trolls. I think you know what to do.
- http://darkstream.sheezyart.com/ Guess who found SheezyArt?
- http://www.youtube.com/user/mimikayuko Her Youtube
All Baawleeted unless she was banned. Who the fuck knows. DA's current shitty coding displays the Deactivated screen for both deactivation and bans. For no fucking legitimate reason.
Her new DA account.
- Summoner Yuna
- Mary Sue
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