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Michele Bachmann
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Michele Bachmann✡ is a batshit insane republitard congresswoman from the frozen shithole better known as Minnesota. Recently, after a marathon session of sucking her husband's cock, she contracted a severe case of syphilis and decided that she was worthy of usurping the throne of the emperor. Since that day, graet lulz have flown forth from her diseased piehole, leading her to rival Ron Paul in being the most insane motherfucker to attempt winning the presidency of the USA. She is married to flaming Christfag Marcus Bachmann who enjoys having little boys take dumps on his chest. By all accounts it is a very happy Christian marriage.
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Fun Facts about Michelle Bachmann
- Michele Bachmann grew up in Waterloo, Iowa. She wants you to know that other great people have hailed like John Wayne and shares the same kind of spirit as him... John Wayne the actor didn't come from Waterloo of course, no. The only famous John Wayne to come from Waterloo Iowa was John Wayne Gayce.
- Michele Bachmann knows that our founding fathers worked tirelessly to end slavery
- She didn't originally want to marry her fat neck beard of a husband, but God told her to so she did.
- Michele Bachmann and her husband Fatty McNeckBeard own a Christian counseling practice named Bachmann & Associates. The clinic received nearly $30,000 from Minnesota government agencies between 2006 and 2010 in addition to at least $137,000 in federal payments and $24,000 in government grants for which tax payers like you fund treatments to turn gays straight.
- Michele Bachmann earns money from a farm her father in law owns that receives $260,000 in federal crop and disaster subsidies
- Michele Bachmann wants to end all federal and state subsidies.
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The Insanity
She plans to ban Islam and faggots. VOTE BACHMANN!
She plans to make wimmenz inferior. VOTE BACHMANN!
She beleives that niggers were better off during slavery than they are now. VOTE BACHMANN!
She wants to ban porn. VOTE BACH- lolwut?
The Beard
In 1978, Michele married Marcus Bachmann, a large man who sucks tax dollars from the americunt public to cure faggots of their desire for dick.
Like all other staunch anti-gay christfag republicans, he's gayer than a semen smoothie served up in Liberace's ass...
She's really, really hawt!
Michele also has a gay husband, so she is theoretically single
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Nothing wrong, here.
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Lookin' good!.
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Fap- fap... Oh fuck- why bother?
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The face that launched a thousand celibates.
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If you point a fan at a crazy,ugly woman, she can look slightly fuckable...
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Her self-hating faggot husband
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Her only qualifying skill.
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External Links
- The official site
- We pray away teh gay!
- Even when she loses, she'll still be fucking things up in congress!
